"Ah yeah, girl -- tonight we're going to make love. You know how I know? Because it's Wednesday, and Wednesday night is the night we make love."

If you're a tired parent. If you've had a long, nails-on-chalk-board day watching after an ever-more rambunctious toddler. If you're just looking for a little mid-week lovin'. Trust me, try another line tonight. It might have worked on "Flight of the Conchords" but it doesn't work in real life. Stupid Jemaine.