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Arcade Machines Are Eating Our Children!

Posted by Kelly Mills

arcade machineYou know those machines filled with stuffed animals where you dump quarters in and fish around with a claw that has serious grip problems? While you may not be able to catch an animal to save your life, I think we now know how the machines replenish their supply of prizes. Apparently they lure passing toys into a chute at the bottom. The chute has a trapdoor that only swings one way. And every once in a while, they catch a child, too. Like this two-year-old who climbed inside and then waved to her distraught grandmother. (Thanks to daddytypes for alerting us.)

So since this has happened more than once, how come people don't get rid of the machines? Probably because those things are cash cows. I think someone actually wins a toy with about as often as Haley's comet comes around. Plus it gives the firefighters one more thing to practice in their training: child machine extraction. Fortunately the kid in this case was okay. But I ask you, who is gonna save those stuffed animals?


Comments

 

Kristen said:

My son loves those claw games. Thankfully he has never thought to climb in (so far as I know) but I do play $1-$2 most times I am in the store. I usually win every-other visit. He has quite an extensive claw game stuffed animal collection. So they are not impossible you just have to want it bad enough. ;)

July 17, 2007 1:46 PM
 

Bill said:

Last summer my son Jack actually got stuck in a 25th Anniversary Ms.Pacman console for almost an hour and came out with first degree pretzel burns. He still won't do the mazes in any of his activity books. How Angelia's grandmother refrained from smashing the glass with the pizzeria owner's forehead is beyond me. His comment that he "...plans to keep (the machine)– with a modification that will make it harder to crawl inside." is ridiculous. How about a modification that will make it IMPOSSIBLE to crawl inside?      

July 17, 2007 4:13 PM

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