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Now, the Mother of All Baby Names Is...

Posted by Karen Murphy

boxing babiesAutumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.

You can't get any weirder (or longer) than that. Why? Because little Autumn, if I can call her that for short, has 25 middle names and they're all the names of past boxing champs. 

Clearly a page from the "How can we get any weirder?" school of parenting, little Autumn's mum also has 25 middle names. It's well, a family tradition. What, passing on guilt wasn't good enough for them? Autumn's mum was 10, by the way, before she memorized her own name.

There. Take that, Metallica! 


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Posted Jun 26 2007, 06:16 PM
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April said:

Thank God! A great example for me to cite to get everyone off my back about our newborn's name! She has two middle names and a hyphenated last name, Calista Valencia Rose, by the way our parents talk, you'd think we had named her 4Real!

June 26, 2007 6:41 PM
 

Strollerderby said:

When we were kicking around baby names, we did do a little legwork. Since my name was popular for both

June 27, 2007 8:26 AM
 

Strollerderby said:

There is a recent scam movement affecting the agonizing plight of parents as they struggle to find the perfect name for their bundle of joy and it is the use of Baby Name Consultants . These crooks consultants sometimes charge overwhelmed parents up to

November 29, 2007 3:27 PM

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