Fashion designers have been tapping a new market: infant clothing. Labels like D&G, Diesel, Ella Moss, and Moschino are putting out teeny little ensembles for the tiniest fashion plates. Okay, so don't forget to throw at least three pairs of True Religion jeans in the bag, because you know your baby goes through more outfits than Lindsay Lohan at an awards show.
Know what the problem is with infant couture? The fashion shows are hecka boring. It takes like four hours for the first model to get down the runway, what with the weak crawling skills and the constant scrambling after Binkies and what-have-you. Plus you can hardly see a thing with Suri and Shiloh hogging the front row. I heard a couple of the baby models are on nursing strikes too, something about fear of chubby cheeks. And if I have to listen to that techno version of "Old MacDonald" one more friggin' time, I swear I'll lose my ever-lovin' mind. Though I did just about die for the McQueen designs, with the plaid bibs decorated with sequin spit-up.
