Embezzlement. Stripping. Sodomy. Now there's a stress relief plan I can follow -- even if it wasn't meant for me at all. Tired of all those crappy "Take 5 for Mom" articles in every parenting magazine known to mom, Baby on Bored's Stephanie Wilder-Taylor offers a few alternatives.
Embezzle and go on vacation. Get a tattoo. Offer TV newsman Anderson Cooper a tip ... so to speak. And my personal favorite:
2. Punch Elisabeth Hasselbeck in the teeth.
Ahh, now there's the pause that refreshes. Well done, Stephanie. But I'm sure there's plenty more where that came from, right moms? What's your formerly unspoken stress relief?
Just please, oh please, don't let it involve singing "Wind Beneath My Wings."
