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Extreme Home Cry-a-Thon; the Perils of Family TV

OK, that does it. I'm never watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition again. No, not because the host, Ty Pennington, was cuffed on drunken driving charges. If I had that crazy cartoon voice, I'd drink a lot -- well, more -- too. I'm not watching anymore because I can't afford the Kleenex.

Holy sweet jebus, man -- that show is a non-stop family cry-a-thon from beginning to end. Mix in a little real estate porn, and you've got a TV show. But yesterday's episode was just too much.

Here's the story: A woman had five kids. And then beat them. The court took away the kids, putting them into foster care -- until the woman's sister heard about it, that is. With four kids of her own, she took in her sister's five, along with their grandpa -- who slept on the couch. Twelve people in a 900-square-foot home -- it was like the Bucket family, minus the chocolate factory.

Dana and I curled up on the couch for our weekly sob session and started wiping tears about two seconds into the program. "I don't know if I can do this," I told her, as we listened to the kids tell about their evil mom.

"It's just not fair what some people have to go through," she said.

"I know," I said, wiping my eyes, "I mean, you'd think I could watch a simple TV show and not tear up, but no ... what?"


Comments

 

Grammy said:

I read in the paper that the family in Nebraska that had a house built lost it within a year because the taxes were so high they couldn't pay them.  The neighbors were pissed because their property taxes went up because of the McMansion in their neighborhood too.  Everyone was unhappy in the end.  I think it is a nice idea, but, I think someone should be footing the bill for the enormous increase in utilities, taxes and etc that come along with a mansion.  I cried more that they lost the house than I did when they got it.  I quit watching.

May 14, 2007 11:38 AM
 

Shannon said:

I have always wondered what they did about utilities and taxes.....

May 14, 2007 11:47 AM
 

Latia said:

Usually one of the building companies offers to pay a year's worth of the utilities and stuff...That should be a big help.  Also, wouldn't the builders try to make the houses as "green" as possible as to curb some of the rising power and electricity costs?  I'm no tree hugger but I do know that having a more energy efficient design and using things like bamboo rather than wood flooring, installing some solar panels, ect ect, would greatly curb the cost for the families.

As far as property taxes go, I was told (and read) that the property taxes are unaffected because the families were (usually) rather poor and the house was a donation.  I don't know about the neighbors, but someone should take all of that into consideration.

If my house was falling apart (which my house is invisible because I don't have one) and someone came to fix it up for me, I'd be more than grateful...but I really don't need a McMansion and plasma screens and stuff.

May 14, 2007 12:09 PM
 

CBOT said:

In general property taxes would indeed be affected.  There are some locations where property tax increases are capped at small annual increases for low income owners, but that is the exception, not the rule.

May 14, 2007 4:32 PM
 

fidget said:

that damn show always makes me sob, a fact my husband finds hilarious

May 15, 2007 10:26 AM

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