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Mom Pants Return; The '80s Rejoice

I was flipping through US Weekly the other day and found myself staring at a frightening photo. Mischa Barton seems to think she's wandered upon a new and unique style -- although moms everywhere used to call the look, simply, "pants."

That's right, mom pants have returned. Big, roomy, high-waisted, 9-inch zipper-sporting mom pants. First Scarlett Johansson. Now Mischa Barton and Jessica Simpson. They're everywhere. It won't be long before your very own daughter begs for a pair of her own. ("Look, honey, I pulled these out of the closet bought them at Saks for you today!")

It wasn't that long ago that Saturday Night Live debuted a new line of clothing -- "Mom Jeans." Does it really only take a year or two for fashion to go from laughing stock to hot?

And if so, where can I pick up a pair? Mother's Day is right around the corner, and nothing spells appreciation better than m-o-m-p-a-n-t-s.


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Comments

 

Jane said:

I'm sorry but those things are so fug, I can't believe I ever wore them.  Make them go away!!!

May 2, 2007 2:50 PM
 

Kelly Mills said:

Ugh. Aside from being hideous, you know what the big problem is with mom pants? I'll make it a puzzler: dromedary foot-digit. Hint- Mischa sports it in the photo.

May 2, 2007 2:58 PM
 

Karen Murphy said:

I am so stocking up on skinny butt-crack jeans, now that they finally make them the way I like them.  'Cause you know that in a year we'll all be wearing these fugly things.

May 2, 2007 3:24 PM
 

Naomi said:

I'll admit it:  I'm glad they're coming back.

I'm SO TIRED of muffin tops.

May 2, 2007 3:40 PM
 

erin said:

The high waisted jeans are not flattering, even on Scarlett.  But the low waisted ones usually aren't flattering either.  I have one pair of mid-rise that I like.  It is so hard to find a decent pair.  The SNL commercial is hilarious.

May 2, 2007 6:21 PM
 

HDCS said:

Simple overcorrection going on here from the aforementioned muffin-toppery, ass crack exposure. Let's hope things settle back out to a happy, just above the navel altitude. Hope hard.

May 2, 2007 11:07 PM
 

Strollerderby said:

We've covered the mom jean and the anti-mom jean at length here at Strollerderby. In fact, we've zipped that topic all the way up and over , if you know what I mean. But what we haven't covered quite as thoroughly is the attire that allows

October 3, 2007 5:16 PM

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