When I was pregnant the first time, I was so focused on getting through the last few days months of pregnancy without killing anyone, and with the actual birth itself, that it never even occurred to me to worry about what would come next. Nursing, caring for a newborn, losing the baby weight... I really thought that that those things would take care of themselves, with no real work on my part.
With the second one, I knew better. Maybe I should have passed a note to Tori Spelling.
Miss Tori was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last week, braying about her boobs and her belly, as only a new mom can, and was more than happy to give Jimmy and his viewers an intimate sneak peak at her life as a new mom to baby Liam, and the challenges she's faced.
On breastfeeding:
It's been a little difficult... I didn't know this before,
but sometimes you don't produce... So I supplement with a bottle to get and he found out that the bottle
is easier to consume, it's faster and comes right to you. He doesn't
have to do all the work. So, he started to [nurse] angry. He'd be pounding on the boob (with his fists)... And then he
got to the point where he realized, 'Well, no matter what I do she's
going to stick me on that thing,' - which, it is literally larger than
his head - so now he's kind of learned to pacify me and kinda just sit
there and suck on it until he can get
to his bottle."
On baby Liam's bad nursing attitude:
"Last week, I was feeding him, and he seemed to be like this
little angel baby eating, and I looked down, and he was sucking on the
boob, and he was holding it, and he had his middle finger up...he was
all, 'F you!'"
Tori also relayed her experience with one of the most horrifyingly depressing things that can happen to any postpartum woman: she was mistaken for a pregnant woman.
I was in the market last week and some woman approached me, she said, 'The baby!,' and I was like,
'Oh yeah,' thinking he had been on the cover of Us Magazine, and she
walked up and said, 'Can I touch him?' and grabbed my belly. And then
it got worse. I was like, "Oh no no, he was born 5 weeks ago!' and she
goes, 'OH! You still have the belly.' I said, 'Yeah, I'm feeling good.'
And she's like, 'Don't worry, it will go away - well I mean mine hasn't
yet and my kid's 18, but...(shrugs shoulders).
That smarts. But we've all been there. Or at least, right around the corner from there. Hang in, Tori. It gets easier... ish.
[Via CBB]
Photo US Magazine