What's it been, a little over a week since Larry Birkhead found out that he was Dannielynn's father? Despite the fact that all kinds of experts (including us) have given him parenting advice, he's not listening to a shred of it, and has already started pimping Dannielynn out to the tabloids. First up: OK! Magazine who paid him $1.7 million.
The magazine includes an interview with Birkhead talking about the joys of being a new father, what a sad sack Howard K. Stern is, and how he isn't going to let Virgie Arthur get her grubby hands on his kid. He also manages to sneak in a little jab about Dannielynn's name: (It's what) what her mother named her and, even though I didn't get a say, I still want to respect her mother's wishes. Uh-huh. We know you hate it.
The article also includes a really creepy cute photo of a frost 'n tipped Birkhead hunched over little Dannielynn where he is wearing more Pan-Cake than the mom-ebrities (like Brooke Shields) usually photographed in this pose.
Oh, and by the way, Birkhead has also been taking parenting classes. How ever did he find the time between between his root touch-ups, his Mystic Tan appointments, and his media whoring. I know we're supposed to be rooting for him, but he's also supposed to be the sensible one shielding his daughter from the media spotlight.
