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Does Pooping While Playing Count as Multi-Tasking for Kids?

When it comes to focus, I admit, I am not the best mama role model. I can't get through an episode of American Idol without IMing and I even (gasp) get up every few minutes from Play-Do to refresh the old in-box. I need the radio on while I drive and motherhood has made a master at putting on make-up while wiping a tush and talking on the phone to my single friends who actually wait for their mascara to dry in between coats. We all know that if we did one thing at a time, our kids would never get to school, we'd never answer work emails and we would really never see the outside world.

So is all this multi-tasking modeling the reason our tots are engaging in several activities at once, causing marketers to the mini-set to pump their fists and awkardly slap high-fives across cubicles? Are our kids natural over-stimulators or is multi-tasking a new skill set for the toddlers on up?

A report to media folk reveals that kids two to ten spend 25% of their time engaged in two or more activities at one time, justifying massive cross-platform marketing to kids into their tweens. Whether it will make your kid the greatest Dora consumer of all time or a highly successful VP of some type-A corporation, your precious child's ability to build and knock down a massive Lego tower while simultaneously filling his diaper without flinching shows mad skills. And maybe, you can pat yourself on the back for that.


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Comments

 

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said:

If pooping while watching tv and eating count as multitasking my kids are champs.

April 20, 2007 1:40 PM
 

Grammy said:

I just finished a fantastic book that explains that these digital natives are actually re-wiring their brains so that they automatically do more than one thing at a time.  It is us who are the digital immigrants.  We have to learn to modify our lives to meet the needs of these fantastic children.  Thanks for raising them this way.  It is the 21st century way now.

April 20, 2007 2:38 PM
 

Strollerderby said:

Larry Birkhead pimps his daughter. Barbie has her own car. A real car. And Alec Baldwin ... well, do

April 21, 2007 1:09 PM

About Jessica Ashley (Sassafrass)

Stop staring at my shoes and read my posts, people. There are more important things in life than adorable heels purchased at reduced designer prices. Like, I don't know, changing the channel from Dragon Tales to Caillou so you have another 22 minutes to read my posts.

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