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Disney Princess Wedding Gowns: Who Would Wear These?

Posted by Alisyn

When I first read about Disney's new line of adult-sized wedding gowns "inspired" by the Disney Princess entourage, I laughed it off.  I just figured that the idea would fizzle, and that no adult woman would want to be caught dead - let alone married - in a replica of Cinderella's pouffy, Princess Di-reject ballgown.

Boy, was I wrong.  According to Andy Mooney, chairman of Disney Consumer Products Worldwide, when the company began developing the marketing concept of the princesses six  ago, they discovered that they didn't have to stop at 2- to 8-year-olds girls. "We've been blown away how strong the demand is for princess thematic things in almost every stage of a woman's life," he said.

Heeding the call, Disney has teamed with bridal designer Kirstie Kelly to create a "mood" and a "sensibility" for each of their princess-themed gowns: Cinderella is for the "classic glamour" bride; Sleeping Beauty is about "pretty romance"; Snow White is "sweet elegance"; Ariel is "sultry allure"; Belle is "stylish sophistication"; and Jasmine is "bohemian chic."  They are all in the $1500-$3000 range (and if their construction is anywhere near as shoddy as their preschool predecessors', they ought to last right up until the part where the bride throws the bouquet, then riiiiiiiiiiiiiiip).

Disney is not just banking on hardcore "Disneyphiles" to snap these dresses up -  they're also counting on their assumption that a woman's first impression of love often comes from an animated character.  Said Andy Mooney, "If you think about who the first person who teaches you about love, romance and Prince Charming is, it probably happened between the ages of 2-5 and included Disney."

God, I wish I had fought this Disney shit harder with my daughter.  I kind of caved once she got to preschool and from there it just snowballed, although I draw the line at Princess clothes/shoes (hey, everyone's got a breaking point).  The thought of her never actually getting over this stage is almost too much to bear.  If she gets married in a "bohemian chic" two-piece Princess Jasmine-cum-Elizabeth Hurley wedding dress, I might have to disown her. 

Honestly - who would wear these?  No matter how fabulous the design, it's still a Disney Princess dress - can that be overlooked? 

 


Comments

 

nancy said:

I took a look at the yahoo slideshow. There is one sunflower- yellow Beauty-and-the-Beast-inspired "gown" that was kind of hideous, but the traditional wedding gowns (approx. slides 16-25 of the slideshow) looked like fairly cool wedding-y gowns. I myself wore flip flops and capris at my wedding reception, but then again, there was a volleyball net set up... i digress...

The question most pertinent here is, "Who would wear a DISNEY dress?" Let us imagine:

A young woman, maybe in her 20s still, who has fond memories of packing up the family car and heading off for summer vacation to Dland/Dworld with Mom, Dad, and somewhat goofy/annoying older brother. Maybe they go every summer. Maybe the long, hot car ride is half the fun, as it's forced family time, but quality family time.

Maybe, as daughter and son got older, the trips were harder to plan each year, but Dad planned away nonetheless and got the reservations together (and the money needed) so that for a week every year, they could remember that they were a family.

Fast Forward: Daughter's getting married. Dad unexpectedly has a heart attack and passes away. Distraught daughter, facing her grief, chooses a Disney dress as a way of honoring those memories of her dad and of the times they shared. The dress doesn't scream "Cinderella" but in the back of her mind, she knows a small piece of him is with her.

Wow--a sappy, melodramatic possibility, yes? Perhaps. And no, I don't work for Disney or any of it's affiliates. But I'm not sure if a real purchaser of a Disney gown will have the guts to tell a real reason of why they'd want a DISNEY dress.

April 18, 2007 10:22 AM
 

Grammy said:

I wonder if most of the people buying those wedding dresses are from other countries, like Japan.  I have a hard time imagining mainstream America buying that stuff.

April 18, 2007 10:24 AM
 

crunchy said:

well the dresses are actually nice...and not really DISNEY....I had visions of the grown up versions of the 'dress up' clothes they sell at the Disney store.

and some brides really want to be princesses and think disney is the best at doing that, so there you go.

April 18, 2007 10:41 AM
 

RachelZ said:

I know a few grown-ass women who went full-out Disney on their entire weddings, and I'm sure at least one of them is, right this very minute, planning to renew her vows just so she can have one of these dresses.  

I'm sure branding has been around forever, but it never seemed as aggressive as it does now.  Kids these days can't just choose the blue one or the orange one, it has to be the Dora one or the SpongeBob one.  Hmm.

April 18, 2007 10:56 AM
 

Alisyn said:

I think the dresses did originate in Japan, Grammy - or at least, that's where they were first available.  Perhaps women in another country might think that Disney = kitschy American glamour, and want a piece of it (?)

April 18, 2007 11:00 AM
 

Sheri said:

I'd buy one in a minute, if I were getting married now or soon, and if I weighed like 102 lbs.  Fat women aren't supposed to get married or have babies (according to the fashion industry).  

Anywhoooo, I didn't see any big deal with the dresses.  They didn't look any better or worse than anything I've seen in any of the bridal magazines lately (yeah, I've looked--my neighbor is getting married soon.)

April 18, 2007 12:52 PM
 

Kristin said:

They weren't the worst dresses I've seen...quite honestly, I would have liked it if they identified what "princess" was supposed to be reflected in each of the dresses, because I really couldn't tell. (And I've watched a lot of Disney princess movies in my days!) ;)

April 18, 2007 2:15 PM

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