When I first read about Disney's new line of adult-sized wedding gowns "inspired" by the Disney Princess entourage, I laughed it off. I just figured that the idea would fizzle, and that no adult woman would want to be caught dead - let alone married - in a replica of Cinderella's pouffy, Princess Di-reject ballgown.
Boy, was I wrong. According to Andy Mooney, chairman of Disney Consumer Products Worldwide, when the company began developing the marketing concept of the
princesses six ago, they discovered that they didn't have to stop at 2- to 8-year-olds girls. "We've been blown away how strong the demand is for princess
thematic things in almost every stage of a woman's life," he said.
Heeding the call, Disney has teamed with bridal designer Kirstie Kelly to create a "mood" and a "sensibility" for each of their princess-themed gowns: Cinderella is for the "classic glamour" bride; Sleeping Beauty is
about "pretty romance"; Snow White is "sweet elegance"; Ariel is "sultry
allure"; Belle is "stylish sophistication"; and Jasmine is "bohemian chic." They are all in the $1500-$3000 range (and if their construction is anywhere near as shoddy as their preschool predecessors', they ought to last right up until the part where the bride throws the bouquet, then riiiiiiiiiiiiiiip).
Disney is not just banking on hardcore "Disneyphiles" to snap these dresses up - they're also counting on their assumption that a woman's first impression of love often comes from an animated
character. Said Andy Mooney, "If you
think about who the first person who teaches you about love, romance
and Prince Charming is, it probably happened between the ages of 2-5
and included Disney."
God, I wish I had fought this Disney shit harder with my daughter. I kind of caved once she got to preschool and from there it just snowballed, although I draw the line at Princess clothes/shoes (hey, everyone's got a breaking point). The thought of her never actually getting over this stage is almost too much to bear. If she gets married in a "bohemian chic" two-piece Princess Jasmine-cum-Elizabeth Hurley wedding dress, I might have to disown her.
Honestly - who would wear these? No matter how fabulous the design, it's still a Disney Princess dress - can that be overlooked?