Were you at Wal-Mart recently? Did your kid spy the Disney Princess Easter basket on an end cap and demand to have it? Did you buy it even though it was $10 just so they'd shut the hell up?  Well, now you have a reason to burn that mofo: It's a choking hazard and is being recalled.

The ribbons and silver bells can come off and pose a potential choking hazard. About 8,500 of these suckers were sold so I know there are going to be quite a few pissed off kids come Easter. Oh, well! That's life!