For the life of me I can't figure out if this is a joke, if I'm simply not getting it -- a common enough occurrence, believe me. But is there really such a thing as designer diaper baggies?
I'm not talking about stylish shoulder-strap bags that hold diapers and spare clothes and other crap you need for an outing. I'm talking about little baggies that actually hold the crap.
Diaper Baggies -- that's what they're called. They come in all sorts of ridiculously overpriced styles that do the exact same thing a Ziploc Bag does your choice of red flower or sickly giraffe -- and all for only $5.49 for 40!
Here's what they do: They hold used diapers. They seal shut. They look pretty -- until you dump them in the trash 3 seconds later.
Look, I hate to bag on homeless crack addicts who are obviously trying to make an honest buck any way they can, but the idea of paying for a designer logo simply so I can "look and smell better" on the way to the diaper pail makes me ill.
And oh yeah, Ziplocks? 100 for $3.29.
