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The Intellicot: No, It Doesn't Come with a Freezing Agent (At Least, Not Yet)

Posted by thezeroboss

I'm sure that Cencio has 10,000 research studies showing that their 2001: A Space Odyssey baby cot will help my kid grow to be the next Albert Einstein (or at least the next Jimmy Page). To me, it looks like this poor kid is preparing for a good, long cryogenic nap. Cencio's Intellicot boasts a monitoring system, an automatic rocker, air circulation, and a built-in lifting system to reduce "parental back strain." I didn't even know that was a rampant medical problem. Due to go on sale sometime this year, the Intellicot will likely retail for around £1,000, or close to $2,000 US, but will be marketed more to hospitals than to the general public. While I'm not impressed, I'll bet money that this thing becomes the Cadillac of cribs for gadget-obsessed dads.


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CreativeTypeDad1 said:

That thing looks like a fish tank. I wonder if you can buy a sunken ship and diver to go with it.

January 26, 2007 1:22 PM

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