Lecherous millionaire Hugh Hefner, that crusty old icon of American sexuality and patron saint of aging gigalos everywhere, is considering fatherhood again - 16 years after the birth of his youngest child, and 51 years after the birth of his oldest.
"I wouldn't say there's a plan," Hef told the NY Post, "but [the] possibility is very real."
Hef's says his current "queen bunny," Holly Madison, whose life with Hef and his other girlfriends is depicted in the E! show "The Girls Next Door," is pushing her old man make her a first time mama. And that's fine with him. "This is the one," he said of his relationship with Madison. "This is the one with the future. And this was not planned as a plot line - a variation on HBO's 'Big Love.' To find something as special as this, at this stage in my life, is a miracle."
The fact that Hef has yet to divorce his last "miracle" - second wife Kimberly Conrad - seems to be irrelevant. The possibility that Hef will probably be dead before his new baby reaches puberty also seems to be a non-issue. And anyone who has ever seen E!'s repugnant chronicle of Hef & Co.'s daily life knows that those skanky airheads he calls his "girlfriends" love a little publicity, so it's probably safe to assume that Miss Madison could give two shits about the wife, the other girls, or the fact that she actually has to have sex with with that shriveled up old fart. In fact, she seems to get off on it all.
In the world of Hugh Hefner, this is really not suprising news. If he really wanted to make waves with this new baby business, he should've hooked up with this lady. Now that's a story.
