The Mommy Wars are alive and kickin' - we know.  But did you have any idea that the Daddy Wars were just as vicious - and that Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne were on the front lines?

It seems that Simmons is less than pleased about comparisons between himself and Osbourne, and wants people to know that though they are both badass rockers, and they both have reality shows chronicling their home lives, that's where the similarities end. 

Simmons took a dig at his rival, saying "My family is more structured, and they behave properly.  My kids don't take drugs.  They're well-mannered and properly disciplined, and I don't go letting dogs poop on the carpet."  Well, alrighty then.  And what is Simmons' secret to this happy family life?  "I'm the Alpha Male and what I say goes."

Gene Simmons, the disciplinarian.  I love it!  A family of chimps would probably be better behaved the the Osbourne kids, granted - but still.  Gene Simmons.  Criticizing Ozzy Osbourne's... parenting style.    It just doesn't get any better than that!  As Simmons himself once said: Lick it up, dudes.  Lick.  It.  Up!

[Photo originally posted at The Sun]