Yo,
Madonna! I know Britney's got you way beat these days in terms of
sheer numbers of gossip-worthy headlines, but did you have to bring
home a kid from a poor country hardly anyone's heard of just to grab
attention? So now his father just wants to know how he's doing, without having to go through Malawi's High Court to do so. Is that too much to ask?
You
know Madonna, that's great that you're into the kabalah and all that
yoga and all that, I mean, for what, 49? You're hot! But
does that make you a good mum to this boy who I might add already has a
parent? Weren't the 900,000 actual orphans (that's kids with no
mum OR dad) in Malawi enticing enough?
Can I ask a question, Madonna? You don't mind that, do
you? Why this kid? Why Malawi? Why you? I hope
this isn't a Bubbles the chimp thing for you. That would certainly cause bad press eventually, and I'm sure you don't want that. So do
the kid a favor. If you're still insisting at this point that
you're the best parent for this boy (who did I point out already has a
parent? Who'd simply like to know how he's doing?), let his dad
know that he's okay. Don't make him have to go through his court
just to get a little note from your secretary. Let the boy know
where and who he comes from, when he's old enough. Tell him his
story. Because if you don't there'll be no one left in his life
who will.
