Who knew that the Little Mommy Play All Day Toddler Doll was the hot girl gift of the season? I sure as hell didn't. I haven't heard Word One about it out of my five-year-old, who's asking for a pony in lieu of dolls. And my nine-year-old? She'd rather go to High School Musical and rock out to a new iPod. Fortunately Dr. Hsien-Hsien of Play Library has the hookup for my out of step parenting tucchus. Her son (DON'T get her started!) got the doll, and Hsien has a good time treating the interactive toy like the semi-intelligent automaton that it is. Eeesh. Can you say "Bride of Chucky"? Too late - SHE'S IN THE HOUSE!!