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  • I Know What We'll Do Next Summer

     

    Okay so about the whole second baby thing. We're kind of nowhere near ready. Then again, we weren't even close to being even a tiny bit next to nowhere near ready with Archer so maybe that doesn't matter so much.

     

    That being said, we've decided after months and a cazillion hours of contemplation that next summer seems like a good time to remove the contraceptive and Whoop! There it is! ... Or if you will/ in the words of today's TTC** couples: we're going to "try"...

     

    Archer turns three next May, so if all goes as "planned" Archer and #2 will be four years apart, which seems like a really big gap to me but there's no way in H-E-Double Hockey Sticks we can get me pregs any sooner. I would be a walking disaster-zone with all that's going on. Shit, I'm a walking disaster-zone, anyway. 

     

    Natural History Museum

    (Archer as an only child.)

     

     

    I've been weighing the pros and cons against my own childhood: my brother, David and I are 2.5 years apart and it was awesome for us as kids. We were BFF for years and even though we had a love-slump in High School we're OMG totally BFF! again, now that we're adult-ish people. My sister, Rachel and I have seven years between us which is a lot. And it kind of sucks because I never really got to know her like I wish I did. I moved out when she was eleven. There was very little borrowing of clothes or bonding over boys. And that would have been nice. To have that. I want Archer to have that. I want him to have a built-in BFF or at the very least, someone to bounce ideas off. Someone to talk shit about Hal and I with when we're acting lame and annoying and "Gosh! Our parents are such tools!"

     

    That's important. To have that.  


     

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    (Archer with "Emily," a doll we picked up at Rite Aid so we could sample life as a family of four. We're weird.)

     

    Of course, I'm totally torn between wanting Archer to have a sibling close-ish in age and being waaaaay overwhelmed by the thought of having another kid...

     

     

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  • Planned Parenthood?

    I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that 96% of pregnancies are unplanned. Okay, so I totally just made that up but thus far, I have only known two people who planned on getting pregnant. The rest of us were just a bunch of crazy whores who just slipped up a bit with our contraception.

     

    Nothing says "take birth control" like accidentally getting pregnant. The day I left Cedars Sinai I had two things with me, my new baby boy and a year's prescription for whatever that birth control pill is that you can take while breastfeeding. There was no way in hell I was going to get pregnant again. At least not on accident.

     

    Two years later and I haven't missed a pill once. I'm a dynamo when it comes to birth control. I'm waaay on top of my shit and frankly, a little confused as to what was so damn difficult for me before. Swallowing a pill every night before bed is hardly rocket science. I managed to swallow all sorts of *other* pills no problem.

     

    But I digress... the thing about unplanned pregnancies is that you never have to plan them, because seriously, when is a person ever ready to have a baby? I'm certainly not even close to being ready to parent and I have a two-year-old!

     

    For me, an unplanned pregnancy was the only way I would ever become a mother. Just like getting married on a whim in Vegas was the only way I would have ever walked down the aisle. So in a way I am grateful for being irresponsible and insane. Because nothing good has ever come out of anything planned. Not for me, at least. Screw, It's a Small World. I want Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

     
     

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Who says becoming a mom means succumbing to laser tattoo removal and moving to the suburbs? This young writer and mother of two gives it to you Straight From the Bottle.

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