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     Yesterday Archer came home from school and said a horrifying thing. 

     

    Responding to the sound of laughing voices outside he turned to me and said, "don't worry, Mommy, I'm going to shoot the bad guys with my sword!"

     

    My jaw dropped. Up until yesterday he had never mentioned "bad guys" nor had an affinity for swords. Or shooting.

     

    "Where did you learn about bad guys?"

     

    "Harry...*"

     

    "And where did you learn about shooting?"

     

    "Harry."

     

    "What else is Harry teaching you."

     

    "Nothing. We were just playing superheroes and superheroes kill the bad guys with shooting them, mommy. It's okay."

     

    "Um... actually it's not okay. Shooting bad guys is not okay," I said, before stopping myself. "I mean... unless these bad guys are trying to shoot you, in which chase, uh... I mean... actually. You can't... You're not supposed to... I- I- I- I..."

     

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Who says becoming a mom means succumbing to laser tattoo removal and moving to the suburbs? This young writer and mother of two gives it to you Straight From the Bottle.

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