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  • Eating Butter With Chopsticks

    Compromise is the key to every healthy relationship, including the relationships we must nurture and maintain with our offspring. Bedtime will never occur at 8pm sharp like we'd like it to. Sometimes baths take longer than ten minutes and green vegetables, if we're lucky will be eaten one out of every ten times they're served. One child's half-assedness is another parent's success story, so chin-up parental-peeps. It's going to be okay.

     

    If your kid decides he wants to eat a stick of butter for breakfast? Let him eat lard! So long as he does so on YOUR terms. For instance: Chopsticks! A child is never too young to learn how to eat pats of butter with chopsticks. Especially when in public restaurants in trendy neighborhoods.

     

     

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    This way, when a restaurant patron gives you the evil eye for letting your child devour butter, he will also be giving you an impressed nod when he notices that your child is eating butter with-- could it be? Yes! Indeed it can be!-- CHOPSTICKS!

     

     

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rebecca woolf

Rebecca Woolf in LA

Who says becoming a mom means succumbing to laser tattoo removal and moving to the suburbs? This young writer and mother of one gives it to you Straight From the Bottle.

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