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  • Episiotomy: A Vagina's Lament

     

    Hi, my name is Rebecca Woolf and I had an episiotomy. Oh and also? It sucked. An episiotomy for any of you breeders-to-be is when the doctor, cuts your vagina during delivery to make it easier to get the baby out or if you, prefer a diagram, this. Some episiotomies I'm sure are warranted. Mine, I believe, was not and I'd like to take this opportunity to speak against episiotomy-happy doctors and ask you, my dear readers some birth-after-episiotomy questions.

     

    Still with me? Okay then....  

     

    A little back-story on my particular birth experience: My former OBGYN sucked all kinds of ass. Not literally, as far as I know, but I like to imagine him in compromising positions because the dude was a complete asshole. You can read more about that, here, if you so desire. As for now, I'd like to talk about the episiotomy he gave me even though I told him I absolutely didn't want one. I pushed once, people (ONCE!!) before my doctor gave up on me and cut me to "get the baby out faster because it looks like you might tear..." 

     

    Once again, I was only pushing for two minutes before my doctor gave up and cut the shit out of my shit. No shit...

     

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Who says becoming a mom means succumbing to laser tattoo removal and moving to the suburbs? This young writer and mother of two gives it to you Straight From the Bottle.

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