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  • Sorry, Son. You're Going By Felix, Now

    We never had any doubts in the name department. Archer was Archer. Or Colette, had he been a girl. Names were easy. We didn't struggle at all with finding one we both liked because there was ONE name we both liked: Archer.

     

    Everyone I know seems to be pregnant right now. And by everyone I mean everyone which is great fun for me, because I'm obsessed with the whole process of baby names. If I could I would be a professional baby-namer. I stare into the swollen bellies of friends and "How about Lexington! Or Cyprus!" And if it's a girl? She should be Avalon!" 

     

    Baby-naming is a funny thing, a blind process that may or may not determine the fate of one's future offspring. Future parents must think about these things. Daisy is adorable for a six-year-old but what if she grows up to become a power-trader or a physician? Dr. Daisy may not be as taken seriously as Dr. Elizabeth. Or maybe I'm just projecting.

     

    I was born Rebecca but went through an evolution of short-names and nicknames before I grew into it: Reba. Becca. Bec. Bex. Bexclamation.  (Never was a Becky. Becky wasn't my bag.)

     
    I digress... Archer was agreeable because of its strength and adaptability. Archer could easily go the rock-star route a la Archer Prewitt or the the Physicist route a la my father and brother. He could also comfortably become a beat poet, a lawyer, a computer programmer or if he so desired, a shoe salesman at Barneys.


    And even though Archer is a total "Archer," these days he looks more like a Felix to me. A name I would have never thought to suggest while pregnant but now that I know him quite well...

     

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    (Tell me this child doesn't look like a Felix to you...)

     

     

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Who says becoming a mom means succumbing to laser tattoo removal and moving to the suburbs? This young writer and mother of two gives it to you Straight From the Bottle.

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