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  • Never Mind (Estate)

     

    Last month I wrote about our exciting next step as a family: buying a house. My excitement was palpable. I felt like an adult! A real live adult! An American dream-er. So incredibly mature and responsible and omg look at us! We're going to be homeowners!

     

    What a difference a month makes.

     

    As it turns out the market is not all that great. At all. The 900k two-bedroom up the street is now for sale for 880,000, which, is still quite out of our price-range, not to mention one-bedroom too small. So basically we're like "fuck it, let's just rent something," because, contrary to what people tell me, it isn't throwing money away to rent a house when you don't have $175,000 for a down payment. 

     

    Sure, one of these days, we'll puncture the sky with our swords and the clouds will rain Benjamins but in the meantime? We're just a young family with a dream to live somewhere with three-bedrooms, a yard and central air-conditioning (Hello 100+ degree heatwave!) ...

     

     

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  • Under the Affluence

    I am not a homeowner. Nor do I plan to be one anytime soon. Yup. We're proud renters. Proud-ish. I hate to admit that over time I have become secretly envious of people who can afford to buy homes around these here parts.

     

    We make enough money to get by in the city. We do pretty well by most standards, but compared to the majority of L.A. parents with million dollar homes, luxury cars and nannies, we're practically homeless.

     

    This obviously didn't faze me when I lived in a studio apartment overlooking the 101 freeway, a block south of Hollywood Blvd. Getting solicited by potential johns, flashed by freaks in trench coats and getting caught in the crossfire of drug busts was just part of the charm of the neighborhood.

     

    In those days I was more impressed with living behind Bukowski's former watering hole than crown molding and refurbished hardwood floors. But I didn't have a kid then. I didn't even have a dog.
     

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rebecca woolf

Rebecca Woolf in LA

Who says becoming a mom means succumbing to laser tattoo removal and moving to the suburbs? This young writer and mother of two gives it to you Straight From the Bottle.

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