It seems that these days, all toys are controversial. Some with good reason. Others, not so much.
To name a few:
-Barbie promotes Anorexia.
-Trucks are sexist.
-Harry Potter books are the devil.
-Ant farms promote animal cruelty!
-Bratz are whores who never learned how to properly apply makeup.
-Toy Soldiers are choking hazards
-Easy Bake Ovens are anti-feminist!
-Spongebob Squarepants is gay.
-So are Teletubbies!
-And Care Bears!
-Donald Duck is a pantless pervert!
-Tickle Me Elmo is TOO RED!
-Mr. Potato Head promotes plastic surgery!
- Ken has a bulge in his plastic underwear!!!
But this... THIS is something I think could really catch on with all of the haters:
Fun for the whole family. And strangers. And pets. And pep-pep?
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