Is it weird that I still want you to have a girl named Paper?

LOL!  The dif between you and me is that my hubby and I *are* trying.  Every month, I'm just as delusional as you...it's tiring. =P

When I finally got pregnant, I had no symptoms (at first, until the evil, evil all-day sickness hit).  The months before - while we were trying - I was full of symptoms.  It was weird.  Potential pregnancy messes with the mind.  

The first time we "tried", I swear I felt every symptom. Mood swings, cramps, sensitivity to smells, etc. I didn't believe the pee stick the three times I tested negative. Now that I'm 6 weeks along (yay!!!), I'm really feeling it (nooo!).  Oh, I wish I could stomach green olives right now. when do the nasty food aversions stop and cravings begin? and is it nap time?

Every month I'm "pregnant" even though I'm not trying, and doing everything in my power NOT to be with child. If my period is fifteen minutes late I'm knocked up, if I am tired (which I am, I have a six month old who hates to sleep) I'm tired, if I eat a bag of cookies it must be because I'm pregnant (not that I'm just a lard ass)

So yes, you're not the only one...

I'm silly like this too- I totally thought it was just me!  I switched birth control pills and on the new one I don't have a period (not on purpose; it just affects me that way.  Which: yay). I want to have another baby SO BAD but the timing isn't right, so I would LOVE to just "accidentally" get pregnant.  I'm constantly all, "Do my boobs look bigger to you?  Cause they kind of hurt a little too."  Or, "I'm feeling a little sick to my stomach today.  Maybe I should test!"  Never mind that I'm, you know, ON BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.  

I'm such a dork.

This was me last month, only I was more terrified than anything else.

I think it's cruel that ovulation symptoms mimick pregnancy symptoms.

You know, even though my tubes are tied I wish I could blame this roll around my mid-section on "Oh, I'm pregnant.  It's supposed to look like that."  Alas, I cannot. Booo!

A bit of advice:  Resist the urge to feel yourself up... at least in public. *wink*  LOL

Maybe you are more serious about getting pregnant than you let on????  Hmmmmm.....  

Just get a few tests when they are on sale and get on with it, girl!!!!!!!

Here's to hoping!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! you make me laugh so much!!

I KNOW I will be like this when we start trying for #2.  Having gotten pregnant the first time around without *ahem* really "trying", I know I will be a crazy person when we are seriously TRYING.

I was at the doc recently for stomach pain, and she told me "You're pregnant until proven otherwise". I was otherwise, but I think a lot of women jump to that conclusion pretty quickly!

Sidebar: You are coming to Vancouver. I won't be here then. My heart is broken. :(  We have to go to the other side of the country to tempt ourselves into moving there, and since it falls during my semester break, it's the only time we can escape. I am, however, willing to get to one of your other readings. Are you doing Chicago?? I have a friend there who I can visit!

I have thought I was pregnant pretty much every month since I got married over a year ago. Nevermind that I was on the pill most of the time. Now I'm off it, and we're "not trying", but I still think I'm preggers at least once a week. Doesn't help that my cycle is HUGELY irregular, and I had no period for two months after I stopped taking the pill. I threw up yesterday, and pretty much jumped for joy (the test came up negative). Of course, I'm living on the streets of Calcutta doing volunteer work, but did regular travel sickness come to mind? Of course not, it must be a baby. I'm such a dork.

I'm the same as soon as we started trying, it was constant Uterus Watch 2007. I was making myself crazy and couldn't stop my brain.

Since we've been trying a few months now, this is actually the first month I DON'T feel pregnant.  Watch it's the one where I'm knocked up.

You rock. This post is some awesomely good sh*t, and I am SO happy for you. Hey, I shall now call thee "Hooked on Embryonics." xo

Yes, i guess we all do this when not trying not to.... I thought I was just crazy! Its nice to know that there are others out there, thank you!

So i am currently in the same state, moody, sickly......and I just made an appointment at the ob-gyn to get my pills renewed. Right when I don't want to be, I could be. My husband and I BOTH just lost our jobs last week. What happens, happens I guess.

i was EXACTLY the same way, and got much flack for it from my friends--until it turned out to be true. congratulations!

My mother was CONVINCED I was pregnant for most of Christmas/New Year's.  I practically had to wave used pads in her face to convince her otherwise (gross, I know, but she would NOT STOP).  I think there was something else going on there...