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Unprotected Sex

It would seem "summer" has come (heh) early in our household because our plan to toss the contraception come (heh) June out the window and run free like schoolgirls/boys was a giant psyche! Gotcha!

 

Just kidding, actually. It was kind of a last minute decision.... Kind of like how we got married:

 

"Hey."

"Hey."

"Want to go to Vegas next weekend?"

 "Sure."

"Cool"

"Goodnight"

"Goodnight."

 

We kind of just woke up and were like, "hey! I love you! How about instead of bleepity-bleep-bleep-bleep (my parents read this blog) you just bleepity-bleep-bleep-bleep bleep-bleep!"

 

"You mean..."

"Oh, yeah..."

"Okay."

"Fun!"

"Yeehaw!"

"Aw, aw, Awooooo!" 

"Who's your baby's daddy! Oh, yeah."

"You're my baby's daddy. Uh!" 

 

I'm kidding of course. I would NEVER talk like that. Ever.

 

So yeah. No big deal. I mean, it's not like we're "trying" per se... We're just having unprotected sex.

 

Except rumor has it that's the way babies are made. Seriously. Someone told me that once. 

 

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Comments

 

motherbumper said:

hee!  Isn't it funny how we spend all that time trying NOT to get pregnant and now this.  I swear that I feel like a naughty teenager at times like this (which probably explains why I was still nervous telling my parents that I was knocked up - I mean with child - even though I was married).  Hope you get lots of practice in ;)

January 4, 2008 7:07 AM
 

Raquita said:

Life is really more fun if you DO talk like that... perhaps I should not metnion that we do all the time... maybe cause my mom googles me and this will probably come up number one...

January 4, 2008 11:05 AM
 

BabyMama said:

Hooray for unprotected sex!

January 4, 2008 2:24 PM
 

CoolAuntieTina said:

yay! Everybody's doin' it!

January 4, 2008 2:40 PM
 

mommymae said:

we did the same thing this time.  had a plan and moved it up.  it worked, but like my grandma says, "he took his shoes off and i got pregnant."  she had 6, i'm only going for 4, unless it's twins again...oy vey is right.

January 4, 2008 4:35 PM
 

Roper said:

Wahoooo! Of course, now we're all going to be holding our breaths to hear the big news, look for hints, try to read between the lines, etc. Fun!

If you get pregnant, maybe you and Oz should swap blog titles...

January 4, 2008 4:55 PM
 

GirlsGoneChild said:

Ha! Not a bad idea, actually.

January 4, 2008 5:14 PM
 

Aline said:

*jealoussss*

Lend me Archer for a few months? That'll give you more time to make babies with the man. ;)

January 5, 2008 2:52 AM
 

Kate said:

My husband and I are doing the exact same thing! Making a decision to "try" was just too scary, so we are going the irresponsible route.

January 5, 2008 10:32 PM
 

Rachel said:

So that's how I got these two heathens... well hell's bells! Thanks for clearing that up for me :-)

We weren't trying for our daughter and I'll be damned if her stubborn self wasn't so determined that she just popped right through 5 years of birth control.  She's been ruling the roost ever since.

You are a treasure to read!

January 6, 2008 5:15 PM
 

Don Mills Diva said:

So that's what causes it! I'll be anxiously awaiting updates...

January 8, 2008 11:52 AM
 

gabes_mom said:

yea...us too.

Funny how they tell you in school DON'T do this, you'll get preggers! Well we've been "not trying not to for months, and no preggers. The school people lie i swear!

January 9, 2008 2:47 PM

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