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Eating Butter With Chopsticks

Compromise is the key to every healthy relationship, including the relationships we must nurture and maintain with our offspring. Bedtime will never occur at 8pm sharp like we'd like it to. Sometimes baths take longer than ten minutes and green vegetables, if we're lucky will be eaten one out of every ten times they're served. One child's half-assedness is another parent's success story, so chin-up parental-peeps. It's going to be okay.

 

If your kid decides he wants to eat a stick of butter for breakfast? Let him eat lard! So long as he does so on YOUR terms. For instance: Chopsticks! A child is never too young to learn how to eat pats of butter with chopsticks. Especially when in public restaurants in trendy neighborhoods.

 

 

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This way, when a restaurant patron gives you the evil eye for letting your child devour butter, he will also be giving you an impressed nod when he notices that your child is eating butter with-- could it be? Yes! Indeed it can be!-- CHOPSTICKS!

 

Chop Stick Lecture
 

Ah, yes. Sometimes we have to pick our battles. Especially when parenting in public (PIP) which I try to do to keep from going insane. (Everyone, even stay-at-home-moms need to escape Toyland once in a while.)

 

So while butter isn't the healthiest of breakfasts, at least it had some pancake on it. And dude was well-behaved in the restaurant because butter is that awesome. And it just so happens that when we came home from breakfast and I presented Archer with a smorgasbord of fresh fruit, he chose two raspberries and a half bite of banana slice, leaving the rest for me to wrap and stow away for next time.  Did I win? Did he? Does it matter?

 

At the end of the day, so long as we're all getting a little piece of what we need...
 
  

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Comments

 

nancyt said:

Oh my god--fabulous, glam face...but a MOM face! Awesome. And Archer's is blissfully absorbed in his task. "At least the butter had some pancake on it"--still laughing.  And those don't even look like specially-modified kid chopsticks. I'm impressed.

October 22, 2007 10:16 AM
 

nancyt said:

And by "Mom face", I meant the face of one whose buttons are being expertly pushed, as our children are so good at doing. I think I'm probably the only mom who walks around looking annoyed all the time...

October 22, 2007 12:34 PM
 

GirlsGoneChild said:

Ha! Total momface. Seriousmomface.

October 22, 2007 12:52 PM
 

Amy said:

wow, I'm glad I'm not the only mom that allows the pure butter indulgence!  My daughter likes to 'dip' - as she calls it.  Her finger. Tub of butter.  Yum.  My logic is that our tub of butter is actually some soy product produced with non-GMO soybeans.  So is it dairy - or really a vegetable?!

October 22, 2007 2:11 PM
 

OldParrothead said:

When you get over the fact that kids are kids, and stop worrying about what everyone else thinks, PIP is much easier. Butter pats, wish I thought about that.

Being of a Middle East background, I would treat mine to pita bread and hummus, and let them dip (and double dip and triple dip, and...) to their hearts content. Make your own hummus and it even becomes sorta nutritious. We have 3 boys, and they are now 9/9/11 and still like to do this once in a while.

Great pictures, love the face!

Know fear......Have twins

OldParrothead

October 22, 2007 2:28 PM
 

superblondgirl said:

Mine would eat straight butter, too - I never thought of chopsticks, though!  You guys are too cute.

October 22, 2007 3:42 PM
 

Mama Loves Baby said:

in the second picture it looks like you were in the middle of telling him to sit down.

I liked to eat butter when i was little also.

October 22, 2007 4:49 PM
 

motherbumper said:

OMG - I have made that same mom face so many times... in fact I'm doing it right now.

October 22, 2007 7:23 PM
 

Don Mills Diva said:

LOVE the momface. I make it whilst saying "That is e-nough!"

October 23, 2007 11:40 AM
 

Momtotwo said:

OMG, seriously just vomitted in my mouth.  

October 23, 2007 3:29 PM
 

craftymom said:

reminds me of a ten hour flight i took and the toddler in front of me staring over the seat chowing on the foil wrapped butter from the dinner tray. Yes i have a picture, I'd show you if I knew how.

October 24, 2007 12:20 AM
 

mama's got moxie said:

wow! now i don't feel so bad about that symphony hershey square that my 2-year-old had in lieu of his dinner last night!! hahaha... i'm sure if i introduced him to pats of butter in the morning i'd be going through the same thing minus the chopsticks. i'd be so jealous if he learned how to work them better than me. :)

October 24, 2007 1:50 PM

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