The following conversation took place at yesterday's Farmers Market, between two young children, kicking dirt at each other with Quesadillas in their hands:

Child #1: Stop kicking dirt! You're causing polution!

Child #2: Duh! You can't cause pollution by kicking dirt.

Child #3: What's pollution?

Child #2: You don't even know what pollution is? 

Child #3: I'm in first grade! Give me a break, okay?

Child #2: So what. I've known about pollution since Kindergarten.

Here's looking at you, Gore.
 

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