It seems that these days, all toys are controversial. Some with good reason. Others, not so much.

To name a few: 

 
-Barbie promotes Anorexia.

-Trucks are sexist.

-Harry Potter books are the devil.

-Ant farms promote animal cruelty!

-Bratz are whores who never learned how to properly apply makeup.

-Toy Soldiers are choking hazards

-Easy Bake Ovens are anti-feminist! 

-Spongebob Squarepants is gay.

-So are Teletubbies!

-And Care Bears! 

-Donald Duck is a pantless pervert!

-Tickle Me Elmo is TOO RED!

-Mr. Potato Head promotes plastic surgery!

- Ken has a bulge in his plastic underwear!!!

But this... THIS is something I think could really catch on with all of the haters:

Fun for the whole family. And strangers. And pets. And pep-pep?

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