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Mitt to Campaign: Can Johnny Come Out to Play? With Me?

Oh, Mitt. You're such a fighter. Such an ambitious, clueless, big-spending fighter. You'll do just about anything to get into the White House. Like, offering, unbidden, to be McCain's VP!

"Hey, I have an idea," says Mitt to McCain, who's ignoring him. "How 'bout YOU be president and I'LL be vice president and we can take turns!"

Mitt's suggestion doesn't have a lot of traction, it seems. Neither is exactly loved by the all important Christian evangelical base. Plus, McCain doesn't even like Mitt. But dang it if that li'l bugger isn't persistent. That's gotta count for something. 

So what do you think, John? Care to take back all those nasty things you said about Mr. Mitt? We didn't think so.

 


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Comments

 

Pat T. said:

I get scared when I look at McCain's jowls of death. I feel like he's gonna eat Iran with those things...

March 14, 2008 1:02 AM

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