Vermont voters' overwhelming endorsement of Barack Obama inspired Slate's Trailhead blogger Chadwick Matlin to connect the Illinois senator with one of the (if not THE) northeastern state's great institutions: Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
What ensues is a naming contest extravaganza that has somehow imitated the campaigns themselves -- accusations of plagiarism, not to mention an outpouring of support and enthusiasm for the project.
Hillary Clinton couldn't possibly have this many ice-cream name possibilities (though some might argue she's cold and cranky enough to churn out some of the high-fat stuff on her own behalf). As for John McCain, he's nowhere close to getting his own ice-cream.
But Political Nanny tries to ensure her candidates will be treated fairly. So how about it? Let's work together on a plan for ice-cream naming that covers every candidate. The rich, delicious treat should be available, on Day 1, and maintain a certain sense of duty and honor. While also inspiring hope. And bringing ice-cream eaters together, no matter what flavor they identify with.
Come on, submit your ideas. You know you can!
PS: Chubby Hubby is already taken. And, anyway, Bill's not so chubby anymore.
