My child, the thrill seeker, is out in this giant world
crawling like a mad woman and not stopping until she finds herself
entertained. She has been so busy
exploring the places she knows well, that I decided to take her to Tumble &
Tea. In case you are unfamiliar with
this establishment (like I was up until a year ago) it is a place where small
kids 5 and under can go and scream to their heart’s content, while the mommies and daddies pay silly food
prices and watch their babes get run over by bigger kids whose parents refuse
to watch them because they are busy snubbing other parents struggling to clean
a table that the waitresses won’t. Oh,
and they play too, when the intimidation wears off.
(breathes deep)
I have to hand it to the owner, it’s a great idea and I see
the allure but after my first visit I don’t think I want to run back anytime
soon. There is a $4.95 admission charge,
to basically play with toys that most of us have in our homes. At first, I was pretty fucking pissed that I
would have to pay 5 bucks for a 15 month old to explore, um, one toy. Maybe it’s just my child that finds a toy and sticks to it, but it blows to have to
pay for a kid to crawl on some colorful carpet and suck on a toy. It was lunchtime, so I figured that I would
order a bite for GiGi and I since she was a little freaked out by the noise
when we walked in. Starting her on
comfort food already, uh-oh! I got a
quesadilla with fruit on the side and a strawberry smoothie. 10 minutes later I had to go back up to the
counter to collect our giant apple cut in half with the peel on it, and brown
spots, right next a crusty quesadilla and a smoothie with zero flavor. That’s all fine and dandy, but don’t charge
me 5 bucks to get in, 5 bucks for a smoothie and 5 for a meal that was
pathetic.
Am I done complaining?
Totally. Sorry about all that, I
just had to get it off my chest. Tumble & Tea had been mentioned with such
animation that it seemed like the toddler version of the best new bar on the
block. I think I had my hopes up too
high. See what others thought here.
Anywho…
GiGi wasn’t into the
playing thing until I zeroed in on a familiar toy, locked eyes with the target
and moved in. Kids were screaming and I
could see how tense she was but I figured this was a setting that needed to be
familiar to her so I pushed through.
Maybe it would have started smoother if the people running the place had
decided to play something other than house music REALLY loud. I love music, people, but techno? Screaming kids? Fat fucking chance. This is the time to utilize those Putumayo cd’s
folks!

The toy mentioned above was the most familiar to GiGi so I
sat her down to play with it. She gripped it with knowing hands and began to
play. I was so happy that we made it
that far and things were going
well. Up until that point, her
interaction with other kids her own age, who played with her toys at the same
time she did, was...
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