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Did This Woman Put Jennifer Garner Under a Spell?

Whit Honea — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:58:00 GMT

Look, I'm not one to go on and on about the supernatural and all that biz, but I gotta calls it like I sees it.

Exhibit A) A woman in classic black dress, aka "witch clothes," is being all nice and friendly to Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck. Seems innocent enough.

And then pow!

Exhibit B) See? Something ain't kosher with Garner in this picture. Run, Violet, run!

I just hope Zombifer isn't going home to Ben Affleck for brains or she might starve.

Ba-da-bump!

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Weekly World News: Travis Barker Fakes Death, Then Undergoes Sex Change!

HerBadMother — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:33:00 GMT

The last few days in the world of Internet gossip have been pretty crazy. Sure, there are always crazy stories rolling around - Miley Cyrus pregnant? Who could get past Billy Ray and his shot-gun to knock her up? - but this week's stories took the cake. Travis Barker dead! Travis Barker resurrected! Travis Barker zombie seen shopping in Los Angeles!

(Take those stories together with those concerning Paris Hilton's plans to host AA meetings for drunkard elephants and Brangelina's plans to buy Ethiopa and you pretty much had a perfect storm of extreme gossip.)

Which got me thinking: what else might we have seen in the headlines this week, if the denizens of MySpace ran Associated Press?

1) Clay Aiken Marries Jake Gyllenhaal In Secret Ceremony (Reese Witherspoon Is Flower Girl!).

2) Britney Spears Drives Car Into Crowd Of Writer's Guild Strikers With Kids In Back Seat: Asks Tina Fey To Get Her A Frappuccino

3) Heidi Klum Has Back Fat!

4) FDA Says That A Pack A Day Is Good For Baby: Nicole Richie Rejoices!

5) Angelina Jolie: "I'm Really A Man (But Brad Still Loves My Ass!)"

6) Tom Cruise Wants Another Baby: Plans to Impregnate Self And Carry To Term (Katie Smiles And Nods!)

You think I make this shit up? At least one of these stories is confirmably true. And we still don't know if Travis is dead or alive, so I advise suspension of disbelief on all fronts until further notice.

Philip Seymour Hoffman Doesn't Need a Costume

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 20:33:00 GMT

Philip Seymour Hoffman is looking like a zombie without the aid of a costume. Speaking of costumes, that's his son Cooper dressed as Spiderman. His mom is Hoffman's girlfriend Mimi O'Donnell who is a costume designer. My first thought was that a costume designer should be able to do something better than an off-the-rack Spidey suit, but then I remembered that I too have a 4-year-old and that there is no such thing as compromise once their heart is set on an outfit. That said, it's actually pretty cool of the couple to let Cooper be a kid and do his thing.

You'll notice Cooper's pal is Superman. Don't these kids know not to mix their Marvel with their DC? Cats and dogs, man. Cats and dogs.

Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop