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Whitney Houston on Celebrity Big Brother?

Karl Erikson — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:37:00 GMT

What amazing singer turned Train Wreck of the Century is in talks to appear in the British version of Celebrity Big Brother? That's right, Whitney Houston!

"We're aiming high for the new series. We want top-notch stars, no Z-listers," a source tells the Daily Mail. "We'll be back with a bang in 2009!"

Oh, holy hell. You KNOW I'm watching that shit! Whitney? That is going to be messed UP. Man, I used to have such a crush on Whitney. You know, back in the 80s, when she was still hot and unused. Now I wouldn't touch her with my worst enemy's guggenheimer.

Houston, 45, is the ex of bad boy Bobby Brown and together they have a 15-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. Bobbi is a future crack whore but don't blame her. Look at what she has to work with.

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Please Tell Me Pam Anderson & Criss Angel Aren't Making Babies?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:06:00 GMT

I'm going to file this under "eww," and "please no." A few months back, before Pamela Anderson divorced Rick Salomon and they were still actually together, there were rumors that Pammie was being a naughty wife and had hooked up with Angel. Now that Anderson is a single mom again, I suppose she's entitled to play the field, but come on, Criss Angel? The two of them alone skeeve me out, but together? Double gross. Please tell me they aren't going to reproduce?

According to Perez, the pair were seen at Elton John's concert at the Coliseum on the weekend, looking "very cozy." Just the thought of those two together make me want to shower. Seriously, what if they are hooking up and plan on making babies? *Shudder*

I always wonder what Pam's son's think about their mother's, uh, "carefree" ways with men? I'm guessing a huge therapy bill might be in Brandon and Dylan's future. Just sayin'.

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50 Cent Being Sued

Robin Williams and His New "Nanny"

Best of FameCrawler: Week of March 28

Whit Honea — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:46:00 GMT

Johnny Depp Has a Heart of Gold

More Hookers for Spitzer

Fergie Has A Bun In Her Oven

Jamie Lynn Spears And Casey Aldridge: ENGAGED

Michelle Williams' Family Squabble With Ledgers Over Heath's Will

'American Idol' Carly Smithson Pregnant?

Rapper Cavlar Killed

Victoria Beckham Makes Eva Longoria Look Pregnant

Suri? Suri? Where Is Suri Cruise?

Minnie Driver Needs a Huge Martini

Hookers for Spitzer

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:22:00 GMT

Hey, why not? I'm sure his friends and family, most notably his daughters, are totally over the last wave of Spitzer whore-mongering. The voters? Not so much.

Apparently Ex-Governor and current family man Eliot Spitzer has a few more skeletons in his closet. I'm guessing it looks like the Natural History Museum in there. The guy has more secrets than Oprah.

The latest cat(house) out of the bag is being reported in the New York Post. That's the madam Kristin "Billie" Davis in the picture.

His other Kristen is so much hotter.

Britney Spears Going to Jail?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Is poptart Britney Spears headed to jail? It's a possibility...perhaps slim, but it could happen.

According to OK! magazine, sources have said Spears is scheduled to be deposed next week, by Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan. Brit has repeatedly blown off previous depositions, nearly half a dozen and some insiders are predicting that the troubled mom of 2, will probably be a no show again.

A legal source said, "She could go to jail for contempt of court if she refuses to show."

"That would be extreme for a child custody hearing, but not outside the realm of possibility." More than likely, K'Fed's team may ask the court to impose monetary sanctions on Britney, who is reportedly already paying her ex's legal fees.

Attorneys for the battling parents of Sean Preston and Jayden James are due back in court in February and the final custody hearing is slated for April 9. It'd be nice if this trainwreck got back on track.

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Did Criss Angel's "Magic Wand" Come Between Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Do you like my 'sexually magic' innuendo title? Witty eh? So, what's the scoop? Did Mindfreak Criss Angel come between the disaster that is Pamela Anderson and her latest husband, Rick Salomon (I say 'latest' because you know he isn't going to be her last husband)?

A couple of weeks ago, Anderson and Angel were seen ~~whoring it up~~ partying at Las Vegas club LAX, then days later Pammie filed for divorce and then to make it not seem trashy and irratic, she posted on her website that she and Rick were "working it out." Dysfunctional with a capital FREAK.

However, Life & Style is reporting that Criss says nothing is going on between him and Pam. "Pam is a wonderful human being and a friend and has been for a while. And you know what, people will talk about any celebrity that I'm with. It's inevitable!"

I'm shocked that anyone would think that the former Baywatch babe would be anything other than faithful to the guy she's with. She seems so stable.

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Pamela Anderson-Sex Show?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson sex show?

Pammie, former Baywatch TV star, mentioned that she and ~~her sloppy Paris Hilton seconds~~ hubby, Rick Salomon are having sex every night, so perhaps they'll name their new "reality TV show", Cheesy and Sleazy? Catchy isn't it? Yes, you heard me correctly-Pamela and Rick are in talks with E! network to star in their own reality show. Fantastic!

A source said, "Think Nick and Jessica's Newlyweds, but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life. These two don't have any boundaries, which is perfect for reality stars." And perfect for the cheesy.

The 'quickie married in Vegas' couple, have been together for a few months now (I'm sure it'll last forever) and Pam is the mother of two sons, with her ex husband, Motley Crue drummer, Tommy Lee. Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, I'm sure, are very proud of their ~~trampy~~ out-going mom. I mean, the woman lost a bunch of poker games and offered Salomon sex in exchange for her gambling debt to be paid off and lookie, now they're married. See? Classy and a great role model!

Stay tuned, the show is set to air sometime next year.

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Britney on Video: Get Off My F*ckin'Car!

Karen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:01:00 GMT

Britney stopped at Starbucks in Beverly Hills yesterday, making one Starbucks employee insane with no-tolerance policies as the paparazzi swarmed the store and asked about the children. Hilarity ensues.

My favorite part is the weird noise she makes after she balks at the price of Starbucks garb and counts out her change: "10, 11, 12, 13, 14 I'm embarrassed now."

Yeah you should be sweetheart -- for so many reasons but not knowing all the prices at Starbucks ought to top the list since you're there 34 times a day!

Gimmie No More: Britney Spears Banned From Club

Karen — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 15:50:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been banned from Hollywood hotspot "Winston" after a slew of drama back on October 29th. Apparently the popwreck argued with the bartender to trade clothes with her and the bartender refused. She was also "obsessed" with the manager but got "sick" of her attention.

A regular customer told press, “It was exciting when she was there. The whole bar would revolve around her.”

If I was that bartender I would have refused too. Yuck! I mean she doesn't look as dirty as Amy Winehouse but she certainly has a certain amount of ick to her -- espcially up close. Nasty!

Nicole Richie Leaves Anti-Drinking Program

Karen — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:02:00 GMT

Nicole Richie was granted a leave from the anti-drinking program she attends. This is not uncommon for participants to do as long as they have a valid reason -- hers being concern for her safety, says her rep.

"They offer that option to anyone with a medical condition of any kind," the rep says. "She is not receiving special treatment."

At 8 months pregnant, she is taking the break to spend last days of pregnancy at home before baby is born.

Sentenced in July, Richie must complete the 18 month program as a result of her sentencing for a DUI conviction.

You know, if this wasn't Hollywood, it would look a lot different: Mom gets a DUI, gets knocked up, serves time in jail and leaves rehab program to have baby. Throw some overalls on her and a trailer behind her and it's a different story altogether:

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Heath Ledger & Lindsay Lohan Gettin' It On?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:04:00 GMT

Is The Joker, Heath Ledger doing the nasty with Lindsay Lohan? Hell, look at them, they totally look like a hot, gettin' it on couple right?

Reportedly, Ledger and Mean Girls star, Lindsay Lohan are said to have had some late night sex sessions after meeting at the New York Beatrice Inn during the Thanksgiving holiday.

A source said to Austrailia's New Weekly magazine, "Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away. When she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical." Ya, like we thought it would be something deep.

Lohan recently split with her boyfriend, snowboarder Riley Giles- maybe she dumped him because she wanted more from Heath than just sex? Nah. She's just a ~~tramp~~ great actress and she was apparently tired of Giles' jealousy. Maybe he wouldn't be jealous if you weren't bangin' Heath Ledger. Just an observation.

Heath, who split from his girlfriend and mother of his daughter, Michelle Williams, for his part, has been quite busy in the "getting busy with the ladies" department. He's been linked to former supermodel Helena Christensen and has been seen out and about on the New York party circuit, flirting and "making out" with a bunch of different women.

Sources reveal that Ledger has been also trying to woo actress Heather Graham and Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Busy dude.

"He's following Gemma around everywhere. He somehow finds out where she is going to be and then miraculously shows up to the parties or bars where she is," the New York Post quoted the source.

Heath was flirting with Heather Graham on a night out and she "happily" talked to him.

"He ignored everyone except Heather and then told her, 'We should hang out sometime.' She agreed, they exchanged numbers, but then he just bolted. He was basically only there to pick up a chick," a source revealed.

Reps for Ledger would not comment on the matter. No, really? What would they say, "Oh yes, well Heath is a bit of a MAN WHORE."

Photo source: The Superficial, Dogmaticblog.com

Heather Mills' Publicist Quits After Her TV Tirade

Sassy Smith — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:01:00 GMT

Heather Mills' publicist quit yesterday after her morning tv tirade. Shocking!

The interview, on U.K. breakfast show, GMTV on Wednesday, saw Mills' accusing journalist of waging a ‘hate campaign’ against her following the breakdown of her four-year marriage to Sir Paul.

Heather’s publicist Phil Hall resigned after he advised her not to go on live TV:

“My view is that you need good relations with the media to turn the negative into the positive and I advise always to ignore the stuff thrown at you. “I no longer represent her. I advised her against the interviews but she was adamant. Sometimes she can’t help herself.”

This woman is talking out of both sides of her mouth. In one breath, she wants to be left alone, yet she continues to act like a nutjob while doing interviews. Besides that, she, on one hand talked about how she wants to "protect Paul" (when she was talking about considering suicide), yet then she implies that Sir Paul has some horrible skeletons in his closet. Heather Mills' is a whole lotta crazy.

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Heather Mills Cries: "I've Had Worse Press Than a Pedophile"

Karen — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:09:00 GMT

Tell it to Yoko Ono, baby. Heather Mills cried on GMTV this morning as she told the reporter she is considering suicide due to the negative attention on her and her family,

"They've called me a whore, a gold-digger, a fantasist, a liar, the most unbelievably hurtful things.

"I've stayed quiet for my daughter. We've had death threats, I've been close to suicide ... I've had worse threats than a paedophile or a murderer and I've done nothing but charity for 20 years,"

She referenced Princess Diana's death and remarked about her own daughter: "If I'm dead, then she's safe and she can be with her father."

Nothing but charity? Like the $200,000 birthday party you just threw for your 4 year old to gain popularity? How about the innocent killing of a dog? Fleecing your ex? You're an ex porn-star who happened to marry rich (and naive). Get over yourself.

If I've said it once, I'll say it a hundred times, if you don't like the attention, stop acting all shades of crazy! I think Heather's people should talk to Britney's people and work together to rid the world of insane bitches by locking them up together. Hell, bring Paris along for the ride.

Maybe Chris Crocker can help Heather; "LEAVE HEATHER ALONE!!!"

Britney's Lawyer Files A Request to Have Random Drug Testing Brought to an End

Karen — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:05:00 GMT

In the latest twist of the complicated case that is Britney and Kevin's custody battle, Britney's lawyer filed to have those pesky random drug tests to a screeching halt.

Considering her behaviour since this case began, I doubt Commissioner Gordon is going to allow this motion to pass. That'd be like saying Scooby Doo could have all the Scooby Snacks he wanted and also raise puppies. And by puppies, I mean babies, and by Scooby Snacks I mean vodka shots with Red Bull. And by Scooby Doo, I mean Charles Manson. Okay I'm pushing it but didn't Kevin's supposed girlfriend say some crap about Britney killing the kids? Yeah she did, so bite me.

Also in breaking (yawn) news, the parenting coach from hell is set to present her findings to the judge.

Here's how it'll go down:

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- went tanning

- picked up kids

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- went to get nails done

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- took kids to lunch

- went to Starbucks

- drove around with photographers at every turn

- dropped kids off

See? YAWN.

Ryan Seacrest Says Britney Spears was Lap Dancing

Karen — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:20:00 GMT

Remember that silly song "Gimmie More" and the outrageously true-to-life stripper act Britney acted out in the video? Yeah well, Ryan Seacrest, squealing pig to the stars was on air this morning and said he witnessed Britney "I'm not gonna kill my kids y'all" Spears lap dancing while partying with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

Said Seacrest, “I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood. She had her sunglasses on. I said, ‘Busy day, huh?’ She kind of smiled and laughed and said, ‘Yeah.’ And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking.”

“Lap dancing?” a co-host asked.

“I mean some would say,” Seacrest said.

“She’s on his lap,” the co-host continued.

“Yeah,” Seacrest replied.

I called my husband right away (Biggest Dallas Cowboy's Fan Ever) to report this to him and asked if there was anything about Romo I could poke fun at. "NO!" he exclaimed, "He's a good guy! He's the quarterback!"

"Great," I replied, "So all I can say is dude better have showered after that skank was all over him?"

"Yeah," he replied, "with a pressure washer," and then he began to weep.

Pamela Anderson Wears Modest Wedding Gown/Halloween Costume

Whit Honea — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:59:00 GMT

Pam Anderson released some official wedding photos to Ok! magazine. You could have told me this was her Halloween costume and I wouldn't have batted an eye. The Bride of Pornenstein. Perez Hilton said she looked horrific. I think she looks kind of hot, in a whorrific sort of way.

I am a bit disappointed in the modest hem and conservative neckline. Who is she Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Loosen up, Pam.