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Celebrity "Father Of The Year"

Sassy Smith — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:07:00 GMT

We told you about the list for celebrity "Mother of the Year," and of course there's one for celebrity "Father of the Year!" Again, it's a very short list and maybe you'll agree with who's on it and maybe you won't. Find out who was voted top Hollywood dads!

List and pics after the jump!

4. Kevin Federline, who co-parents with ex-wife Britney Spears (who made the list of moms), two sons, Sean Preston, and Jayden James.

3. Matt Damon, Jason Bourne hottie, is dad to three. He and wife, Luciana, have two girls, Isabella, almost 3, and Gia, 7 months. Luciana also has an older girl, Alexia from her first marrage.

2. Ben Affleck, best friend to Matt Damon, is married to actress Jennifer Garner and the couple are parents to Violet, 3 1/2, and Seraphina, 2 months.

1. Brad Pitt takes top spot (his lady love and baby mama, Angelina also came in # 1 for moms) - he's father to six: Maddox, 7, Pax, 5, Zahara, 4, Shiloh, 2 1/2, and their newest editions, twins Knox and Vivienne, 8 months.

The numbers are as follows: Brad received 34 % of votes from parade.com readers, Ben Affleck came in at 27 percent, Matt had 13 percent of votes and K'Fed's total was 1.5 percent, same as his ex.

Do you agree with the list? Or who would you have voted for?

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Nicole Richie #2 in Top Ten "Heir Heads" List

Karen — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Access Hollywood made up this list and BFF Paris Hilton topped the list (shocker!), Nicole Richie came in second.

The rest of the list includes more millionaire brats than you can shake a BMW at.

10. Ally Hilfiger

9. Stavros Niarchos III

8. Fabian Basabe

7. Barron Hilton

6. The Olsen Twins

5. Cisco Adler

4. Kim Kardashian

3. Brandon Davis

2. Nicole Richie

1. Paris Hilton

Scarlett Johansson Has Great Endorsements

Whit Honea — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:34:00 GMT

There are two things that I've always loved about Scarlett Johansson. No, that's not me in the picture.

Now I have a third item to add to the list.

"My heart belongs to Barack, and that is who I am currently, finally, engaged to. Yes."

Of course she was joking while dodging a question about her rumored engagement to Ryan Reynolds.

FYI, Obama is a happily married man. Still, that's got to feel good on the ego.

I think she could give Bruni a run for the title.

Photo: pixelbomb

Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Barack Obama

Whit Honea — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:32:00 GMT

Our next president, Mr. Barack Obama, was on Letterman the other night. If you're one of those voters that have been straddling the fence between Obama and the status quo then you are in luck. Here are the top ten campaign promises by the candidate. How could you not get behind this?

10. To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the "situation room" for sweet sixteens.

9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.

8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin’ good.

7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it.

6. I’ll put Regis on the nickel.

5. I’ll rename the tenth month of the year “Barack-tober.”

4. I won’t let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.

3. I’ll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.

2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.

1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.

That, my friends, is inspirational. Get out and vote.

Source: Scanner

Famecrawler's Top Ten Turkeys: Who's Comin' To Dinner?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American friends and readers! Thanksgiving just wouldn't be Thanksgiving if we didn't share some awesome recipes of some of our most "famous turkeys". Read on for the top ten list:

# 1-Britney Spears (ya, that's about the only # 1 on any list that she's getting). Britney's famous recipe is "Sweet Cheeto pie". You get some Cheetos and make a pie. That's about it. Britney likes to keep things real simple. Gobble gobble.

# 2-Heather Mills. Her recipe is called Cup'o Crazy Bitch with Nuts on top. I hear it's quite hearty and filling. She also recommends rat's milk as a complimentary drink with the meal.

# 3-Victoria Beckham. Apple and Implant Cider. Nothin' says a ~~Dee~~ cup like a warm mug of cinnamon flavoured apple drink.

# 4-Nicole Richie. The Simple Stuffed Green Peppers recipe. Free "cutesy" dog urinal with every meal.

# 5. David Hasselhoff. Cranberry and Sloppy Burger Sauce. Make sure you're drunk and being videotaped by your child to experience the full flavour and aroma. Bottoms up.

# 6. Alec Baldwin. Plumpkin pie. Mix with 2 parts pumpkin, one part pie and don't forget a dash of "thoughtless little pig."

# 7. Kevin Federline. White Trash Puff Balls. 'Nuff said.

# 8. Eddie Murphy. Pumpkin and I'm Not Your Father Bread. Best to make babies with this recipe and then deny your paternity and diss your baby. Goes well with Alec Baldwin's Plumpkin pie.

# 9. Pamela Anderson. No Bake, Lotsa Fake Turkey Cake. Quite an easy recipe-Just combine two boobs (works best if they're outrageously fake), orange tanner and bleach. Mix well.

#10.Chris Crocker. Transberry Nutswirls. Make sure you LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE while baking this.

Your mouth is watering right? Saliva pooling in your mouth because these recipes all sound so tempting? I knew it! Don't say I'm not generous. Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

Photo sources: images.ctv.ca,Splash,dailymail.uk,urbanupdater,galaxyblog,lemonpepper

Jessica Alba Pregnant?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:04:00 GMT

The normally svelte looking Jessica Alba didn't look as such at the premiere of her new movie Awake.

Alba had some kind of lace contraption on, which, yes, was a dress, but a sort of hideous mess of gathered material. I suppose it could be the way the lace is all puckered at the front of her stomach that is making her "appear" pregnant but perhaps she's actually trying to hide a "baby bump." Plus, the fact that Jessica is reunited with her long time beau, Cash Warren, could mean she's with child. 'Cause I bet their having, you know, sex. And, and, and she looks "glowy". Is glowy a word? Yes, of course it is! Look it up in the "pregnant" dictionary of perfectly acceptable words to use when describing a woman a with baby in her womb. Just a little FYI..."fat" is never acceptable when talking to a preggo lady.

Photo credit: PR Photos

Britney's To Do List: First Up-Get Ass & Hips Sucked Out

Sassy Smith — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Britney Spears is a busy girl ya'll. And being a busy girl, I'm sure she has a "to do" or "check list" to refer to, since, well, she's not all that ~~smart~~ organized. Here's a brief run-down of what's top priority on her list:

1. Get ass and hips sucked out, aka, liposuction. Britney reportedly went "house hunting in Las Vegas last weekend and house hunting is code for "surgery". She's also had a minor car wreck and her airbag deployed, which we all know, means, "I had my lips plumped". Check!

2. Make up excuses as to why drug test "failed". Um, ya, that was because I ~~maybe took cocaine~~ drank alot of Starbuck frappaccinos, ~~maybe did some meth~~ ate too much Taco Bell, ~~maybe smoked some crack,~~ sucked back on an asthma inhaler because I wanted to lose weight. Didn't work but check anyway!

3. Move to NYC because, um, they have tall buildings? Britney was apparently looking at a $9 million dollar loft in the West Village so she could perhaps move there and "start over". But there's not enough paparazzi there for her liking, so I highly doubt this would ever happen. Maybe next time she could shoot for the moon. Literally. Check and not doing!

4. Stay in denial about the seriousness of losing permanent custody of children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Spears' lawyers are concerned that the poptart isn't that fearful that she could actually lose custody of her boys. "They fear that she isn't really worried about the battle. She believes the court is biased in Kevin's favor and is furious she has to undergo drug testing while he doesn't - so she won't play ball," says a source, according to The Sun. "But Britney won't listen and said she doesn't need a shrink." Oh yes, big check mark here!

5. Get a new manager just like mom! Britney got herself a brand new manager for her ~~non exsistant~~ raging hot career. Guess who it is? Her personal gas pumper, make sure the paps don't get too close and Starbucks fetcher, Sami Lufti! You know, the guy ~~she's probably having yucky sex with~~ who is her good friend. Mama Spears also go herself a manager since she's inked a 200 page book, slated to be released just in time for Mother's Day next year. Aww, moms and daughters, who have stabbed each other in the back, all around the world, can basque in this heartwarming story. The book has been described as, ~~how a mom raises a crazy daughter and then writes about her trashy ways to make a big profit~~ "her personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

6. Team up with X17 & Ebay to raise money for UNICEF. Granted, Britney probably doesn't even know what UNICEF is or stands for, but girl likes to get in on the action. She even signed her cd (the one in the Ebay auction) in permanent marker! Now that's givin' to charity! Last reports, said the bidding was at $7200. Brit said, "I think it's important to give back...to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere." That sounds more like something my pet rock would say. I expect things like, "Where's my weave ya'll?" or "I need my smelly brown boots Sam!" to come out of Britney's mouth. Anyway, good deed for the year done, so check!

See? Britney is busy! Don't ever doubt that she's got alot going on. And that's just her top 6 things, she's got more but she forgot what they were. Something about kids but I think it escaped her mind.

Photo source: celebrity gossip

Britney Shopping For Baby Clothes...No She's Not Pregnant- Getting Gifts For Christina Aguilera

Sassy Smith — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:04:00 GMT

Britney Spears is a ~~complete mess~~ fashion plate, even when she's out doing some shopping. That hair/weave/ratty nest kills me! I feel all itchy now.

Spears was seen at Bel Bambini, reportedly buying some baby things for Christina Aguilera. Aguilera had sent some baby gifts to Britney when she was expecting, so I guess Spears wanted to do the same. How sweet. However, Brit may want a refund if she finds out what Christina said about her.

Christina thinks Brit should have refrained from partying and clubbing before her MTV Video Music Awards performance to ensure her comeback performance was a success. You mean it wasn't? Oh I'm so naughty!

Aguilera added, "Everyone has their own ways of choosing what's best for them. I have no problem with telling someone, 'Hey, I have to do a show tomorrow. I want to do a good job and be on my game'. Sometimes I wish I could go out to a party or a club and just be able to be free, but there's a consequence with the temptation. You know you'll feel it the next day when you wake up. There are too many things I have to accomplish."

Oh burn! Better keep your receipt Britney!

Photo source: Hollyscoop

Christina Aguilera & Family Go Out To Dinner

Sassy Smith — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Guess what a very pregnant Christina Aguilera did?

She and her ~~breasts~~ family went out to dinner! I'm not even kidding! She went with her husband, ~~elf boy~~ Jordan Bratman, her parents, Jim and Shelley Kearns and her half brother, Mikey (pictured above...he's a cutie). I have no idea what they ate or drank. I don't know if their waiter and/or waitress sucked. I can tell you I baked cookies earlier. For Christina's breasts. I mean for my family. Holy they're big! Ah, the cookies I made.

Photo credit: Flynet

Britney Spears-One Of The Best Singers Around-Take A Listen!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Britney ~~I need lots of vocal enhancement or I just plain sound like poo~~ Spears, didn't lip sync for once! Wanna hear the awesome audio of her singing in Vegas? Hopefully your ears don't bleed.

AUDIO AFTER THE READ

You will, honestly, be amazed, ~~amazed at how bad she sounds~~. She's one of our singing icons dontcha think? I'm not entirely sure when this was, maybe when she was going on her "mini" tours a few months back, remember those? Wait though, she was lip syncing during those 15 minute "concerts". Hmm, anyway, have a listen. She honestly does sound ~~like shit~~ good.

Did you like the photo I used? It's Britney's wax figure from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. I chose that particular photo because I want to make a point, and my point is, that I'm betting that wax statue of Spears would be a better singer than the real thing. Oh snap!

Listen HERE for the audio (caution, your ears might explode from all the badness)

Photo source: PRPhotos

Lynne Spears' Book-Britney & Justin's Breakup Was Orchestrated

Sassy Smith — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears' mother, Lynne Spears has a book coming out May 11th and according to inside sources, one of the shocking revelations in the book, has Lynne claiming that her daughter's breakup with Justin Timberlake was "orchestrated" near the end for maximum publicity.

Star magazine claims that Spears' book, Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is indeed a tell all book, while OK! magazine says that the book isn't a tell all book but more about the life of a stage mom and how that affects a family. Britney's ~~clinger on~~ friend, Sami Lufti, says that the book is more of a religious and spiritual book and that Britney has no worries about it and is "fine with it." Um the religious and spiritual side of whoring your daughter out? And then writing about her trashy ways to make money? Oh okay. Right. Trust me, I'm no Britney Spears fan but come on, her mom is bordering on being no better than Brit is!

As for the claim about Britney and Justin's relationship, it's said that the breakup was "planned" near the end so they could milk all the publicity that they could from it. "One thing that Lynne could reveal is the shocking truth behind Britney's three year romance with Justin Timberlake, which ended in 2002, when she was 20."

"Toward the end, their relationship was used for show", says a family insider. "They were together for the hype they caused in public, although Britney did have puppy love for Justin. Their breakup was scheduled and went down the way their agents and publicists wanted it to, without regard for Brit's feelings. The whole thing brought in alot of attention and money-just the way it was supposed to." If that's indeed true, wow. Anything to make a buck right Lynne?

Photo source: Hollyscoop.com