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Lindsay Lohan Mad: Dad Cheated On Mom & Had A Love Child

Sassy Smith — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:36:00 GMT

Actress Lindsay Lohan is not happy with her father after finding out he cheated on her mother and had another child (allegedly) with his lover. Lohan took to her blog to vent her feelings....

Lindsay wrote:

"My father just let my family and I know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks..."

She added (leaving out her father):

"I love my Mom, Aliana, Cody, Michael, and my Nana Sullivan!! I will be missing them this Christmas as it is the first one I am spending away from home. I am spending it with Samantha in Los Angeles."

In June of this year it was reported that Michael Lohan had an illegitimate child with a woman named Kristi Horn, 13 years ago. Lohan admitted that during his separation from (now ex) wife Dina Lohan, he and Horn were having an affair but wouldn't confirm if the child conceived was indeed his until an official paternity test was conducted.

Even though the Lohan kids are older now, it must be hard for them nonetheless, knowing that their father cheated on their mom. They also have a half sister (maybe....well I think for sure, considering she looks exactly like Michael Lohan!) that they haven't had an opportunity to get to know (if they should want to).

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HerBadMother — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Okay, seriously. I know that Jamie Lynn has lowered the bar for youth in celebrity motherhood and that most celebrities - thanks to photoshop, good lighting, or Botox - look younger than their years anyway, but this is ridiculous.

Isla - sweet, adorable Isla - looks about sixteen in this picture. Also, she looks way cuter than I did at sixteen. The polka dots help, of course, but still: me, post-partum, in polka dots is a giant beach toy. Isla in polka dots is Lolita.

It's just not fair.

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Hotness: Cindy Crawford Does French Vogue

Sassy Smith — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:31:00 GMT

Cindy Crawford, at forty-two still has it! The supermodel posed for French Vogue and works her stuff for Inez & Vinoodh in the November age issue.

More pics after the jump!

Crawford is married to Rande Gerber, and the couple have two (gorgeous) children - Presley Walker, 9, and Kaia Jordan, 7.

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Ali Lohan Is 14 But Looks 38 - Photos

Sassy Smith — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:08:00 GMT

Ali Lohan, younger sister of actress (or trainwreck) Lindsay Lohan, is only 14-years-old. However, for whatever reason, she most always looks like someone much older. Why? Does mom Dina Lohan not notice this?

Photos after the jump!

Ali did photos for Supermodels Unlimited mag (July/August issue), and while there are a couple of shots, that the teen does look like a teen (the bubblegum pic is cute), others certainly make her appear older than her 14 years. Weird and kinda creepy.

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:03:00 GMT

It's 'take your bikini top off day while on vacation' apparently. Cindy Crawford and family are vacationing in St. Tropez and Cindy definitely rocked her 2-piece. And now, well, she's rocking her bottoms - the 42-year-old mom of two showed off her assets while sunbathing. As well, sexy Heidi Klum and her family are enjoying the rays and she didn't want pesky tan lines either. Only way to solve that problem is take off your top!

More photos after the jump!

Cindy and hubby Rande Gerber are celebrating the 20th Anniversary of Cindy's first Playboy appearance. Twenty years later, mama still looks good!

Heidi, hubby Seal and their kiddies were enjoying the sun in Italy. And the paparazzi were enjoying the view.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:04:00 GMT

She's a mom of two. So? She's 42-years-old. So? Cindy Crawford still knows how to work it in a tiny, black bikini! Crawford and family were vacationing in St. Tropez and even spent some time with George Clooney.

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Cindy and her husband Rande Gerber have two children - a son and daughter - Presley Walker and Kaia Jordan.

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Here She Is - Lohan "Love Child"

Sassy Smith — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:05:00 GMT

The Lohan family seems to have lots of controversy following them. And now with the rumored "love child" of Lindsay's dad, Michael Loghan, it just keeps coming. Michael is now reportedly going to sell his paternity results and the first photos of himself with his (possible) daughter, Ashley Kaufmann, 13. Is this family messed or what? And what about Ashley's mom, Kristi Kaufmann? Is she wanting to exploit her young daughter for cash? Apparently the young teen wants to record an album and she and her mom have approached several studios about hashing out a deal. Perfect timing? Perhaps. Because - why would you put this out in the public until you knew for certain that Michael Lohan is the biological father? What if he's not? Then what? You've disrupted your own child's life and the Lohan children as well.

A source told MSNBC, "Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali." A pal said, "Ashley's singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael, not Dina Lohan."

What about Michael's other children (with ex Dina) - Lindsay, Michael, Ali and Cody - how does this all affect them? Michael said, "Years later the woman contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."

Lohan has said of his new-found daughter, she "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of Cody, believe it or not."

Hopefully, for the sake of the children involved, these "adults" can work this out and make it as painless for them as possible.

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Karen — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:33:00 GMT

While the jury is still out as to whether Michael Lohan actually fathered a "love child" with Kristi Kaufmann in 1995, Kaufmann has been quick to call Lohan a 'liar' in the press.

She had a paternity test in 2005 as she suspected her ex-husband was not the father of the teenager - and has allegedly been proven right.

She says, "The only other person I had slept with was Michael. My daughter has a right to know who her father is - and it's Michael." Kaufmann adds, "He met me in Houston and we met again in New York.

"I just want to make sure the truth comes out. Michael is already out there spreading lies."

Lohan told Extra, "My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner."

JLo's Dog Has Issues

Sassy Smith — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:08:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez is a busy mom of twins - and I'm guessing since she and husband Marc don't have a nanny, it makes it hard for Jen to spend much time with her pooch. So doggie is lonely and thus seeks out attention, and by attention, I mean he bites the arse of a flight attendant (allegedly and I don't know if was really her butt that he chewed a chunk out of) and now, Lopez is being sued for a cool five million bucks. Hey - they got six mil for the twins' photos, so it's all good right? Unless they blew it all on cashmere onesies and ruby studded booties?

Airline stewardess, Lisa Wilson, has filed a $5 million lawsuit after she alleges JLo's dog Floyd "lunged" at her when she walked past him during a 2006 flight.

Lisa says after the dog bit her, she fell over and then required surgery for excruciating back pain.

Camp Lopez has had no comment thus far.

I always wonder why people wait years to sue? It's 2008 and this took place in 2006 - why the wait? Maybe it was actually Jennifer that bit her. Ha, I'm totally ~~not~~ kidding.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Oh the drama for the Lohan family! There's Lindsay and rumored trouble on movie sets, her stints in rehab, mom Dina and her reality show, the exploitation by both Dina and ex-husband Michael, of their children, Michael's jail time - it never ends. Now comes the whole pregnancy thing....

According to OK! magazine, Michael Lohan - who has four children with ex Dina - has a fifth child with a woman named Christie. In response to the allegations, Lohan has said this:

“I met Christie [the mother of the reported love-child] in 1982 in Houston. In 1995, when I was separated from Dina, she contacted me that she was moving to Long Island…I was with her for a week. Years later, while I was in prison, she contacted to me to say she had a paternity test done that revealed the child’s father was not her husband. She said I was the only other man she had been with. My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner.”

Christie has spoke with OK!, saying this:

“It’s time for Michael to take responsibility." She also said that she and Michael have had many conversations and even called his (alleged) daughter for her 13th birthday on June 12, but has never supported his child financially.

The scandal never stops!

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JLo Sizzles In Red! Wowza!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:02:00 GMT

JLo is new mom to twins Max and Emme and she and Marc are traveling for Marc's mini tour, and of course mama has to get some shopping in! Can't say as I blame her! I must admit, Jennifer is sizzling in her red shiny dress......hot stuff! And you'll notice her necklace, it says M&E.....aww sweet!

More pics after the jump

I wonder if she bought me anything? My birthday is coming up soon, and I could use some new heels.

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Jennifer Lopez - Bad Mommy?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:38:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez welcomed her twins Max and Emme just 4 months ago, and she might be feeling what any new mom can experience - the thought that you're not doing a good enough job taking care of your baby. JLo is constantly needing reassuance from husband Marc Anthony, as she's unsure of herself sometimes and wants to know she's doing things right. Marc has begged her to stop worrying so much!

Closer mag reports a source said, "Jennifer wants to be the perfect mother, but she crumbles if any normal little thing goes wrong.

"If the twins cry, she thinks it's because she's a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself."

I'm sure her mommy hormones are still out of whack - she should give herself a break. Having a baby is hard - having two at the same time - way harder! And perfection? No such thing in the world of parents and kids - not gonna find that JLo!

The source continued, "Marc had to sit her down and make her understand that she's a good mom and it's normal for babies to cry." Yup, that's what infants do - eat, poop, sleep, cry, poop, and cry and eat.

Friends are also concerned about Jennifer's strict diet and exercise routine and that her anxieties have caused health issues.

The insider said, "Jen is a total perfectionist, and she's treating motherhood the same way she goes about her career -- it's all or nothing.
"Marc is concerned that she's not eating properly or sleeping because she's obsessed with looking after the twins. If she leaves them with her own mother for a couple of hours to have some time off, she beats herself up about it and feels guilty."

Oh I've learned over the years, you have to let go of the guilt - moms, should not feel guilty about having some time to themselves. It's so important to make that time!

"Marc has forced Jen to take some time off and have a massage to unwind, but she even struggled to relax during that," the source added, "He wants her to stop worrying about the kind of mother she's being and just enjoy it."

Enjoy Jen - kids grow up way fast. Oh, I will give you one piece of advice - get some flat shoes!!!

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JLo Carries Her Baby Girl While Wearing Six Inch Heels! Crazy!!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:06:00 GMT

Listen, I'm a shoe girl, I really am. I love heels as much as the next shoe freak - but, there is no way on this green earth, that I would ever walk down a flight of airplane steps, with jeans so long I'd surely trip on the hem, wearing spiked 6 inch high heels, WHILE CARRYING MY INFANT. Call me crazy or paranoid - and trust me, I can work it in heels - but you couldn't pay me to pull that kind of stunt! JLo is apparently way braver than I, because she did exactly that!

One more pic after the jump!

Jennifer and hubby Marc Anthony and twins, Max and Emme, arrived in Belgium on Wednesday - Marc was there for a performance on his mini tour. The arrived by private jet of course and no one spotted any nannies. I guess they really are going to be full-time parents to their babies!

Marc has said about taking his twins on tour, "When I perform... they will inspire me. I just need toys for the kids." About Jennifer, he said, "She's such an amazing mom and I'm so proud of her. She's such a gem to watch."

Okay, I'm happy for them, but seriously, Jen, you have to invest in some flat shoes when carrying your babies!

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 24 May 2008 18:03:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins, Max and Emme, a few months ago, so one would assume she'd be a full-time mom. She apparently wasn't, because she's decided to care for her own babies now that the nanny has quit, thus now, becoming a full-time mom!

Hey, I'm not knocking anyone with a nanny (hell I may have hired one too if that was feasable) but it seems that some celebrities think that it's something amazing if they decide to care for their own children without nannies - like they deserve some sort of award. Uh, most of us moms do it 24/7 right from the get go. True story.

JLo and Marc's nanny left the job last month and Lopez has no plans to replace her, thus caring for the twins around the clock. Yup, babies need constant care.

A family friend said to Us Weekly, "She's beyond hands-on." Both Jennifer and Marc are putting their family first, careers second for the next year or so. "They both told their managers that the next year would be all about family."

They're headed to Spain next month - Marc has a prescheduled tour.

I'll wish JLo good luck, I'm sure it's not easy caring for twins - one baby is hard enough!

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Dina Lohan - Kids Home Alone & House Fire Breaks Out

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 May 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Dina Lohan, mom of the year - seriously, she was voted that - is getting set to entertain the world with a look into her life! E! Networks has a new promo for Dina's upcoming reality show, Living Lohan. Nothing like airing your questionable parenting skills on TV!

Video clip after the jump

The Post is claiming that at one point in time, Dina left the house, to party, and Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, were home alone and a fire broke out in the home. It's not clear how serious the fire was or when exactly it happened or if it will be part of the series.

Other statements made by Dina, which seem laughable coming from her, are "A lion protects her cubs," and "it's a big game of chess and it's our move."

Lohan calls someone about an allegedly naked photo of Lindsay, threatening, "you need to get it down immediately because I've already been in touch with my attorneys and the story is absolutely false." And she then says, "there's got to be boundaries with these people, the paparazzi and everything. There's just got to be more boundaries set." Uh, you're pimping out your young teens, so, pot, meet the kettle!

The fact that Ali wants to "be just like Lindsay" should be a wake up call for Dina, considering Lindsay has been in rehab 23 times or something to that effect. Be careful what you wish for!

Good luck messing up your other children Dina, I'm sure you'll do a bang up job.

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HerBadMother — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Dina and ~~Meal Ticket Number Two~~ Ali Lohan

I thought it was a joke when I heard that Dina Lohan had been nominated for some sort of Mom Of The Year award, or that maybe that 'Mom' in that case was a misspelling of or code for 'Pimp,' but apparently not. Dina did, in fact, win an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the "Mingling Moms of Long Island."

But the joke doesn't end there.

Dina, high on the approval of some subset of the population on Long Island, has begun dishing parenting advice. The first mom that she's helping? Tish Cyrus.

Her advice to Tish on parenting a young celeb: "Stay strong and keep your head up. And she's talented [Miley] and stay focused." And, also: "You know, and be her mom."

Because, you know, that's exactly what Dina does - be the mom. Be the party-facilitating, camera-inviting, famewhoring, pimptastic momager mom, and everything will be fine, FINE. Your daughter will pose semi-nude for magazines (check) and go to rehab and maybe steal the odd fur coat or two - but she'll be FAMOUS. And she'll thank you for that, for reals.

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez, 38, was recently named Celebrity Mom of the Year by New York's Mingling Moms org. The same organization that gave Dina Lohan a simialar title to. Not sure if I'd call that a compliment. Anyway, why was JLo chosen?

Lopez gave birth to twins - Max and Emme - back in February and because she gave birth at a Long Island hospital and has decided to raise her babies in the local neighborhood, Mingling Moms felt she was a perfect canidate.

The president of Mingling Moms Erica Logiudice said, "We thought assembling such a list would be a great tribute to the women who were behind the scenes of these superstars' tremendous careers."

Others honored on the Long Island's Top 20 Celebrity Moms category included: Alec Baldwin's mom Carol, Mariah Carey's mother Patricia Vian and Eddie Murphy's mother Lillian Robinson.

Oh one other thing - Dina Lohan gave some advice when accepting her award - pay attention, it's rich coming from her: "Just to be honest and to stay morally correct. And listen to your mother." Right. Good one Dina.

Congrats to Jennifer!

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sweatpantsmom — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:35:00 GMT

My first thought when I saw this: Was she up against a woman who drowned puppies? How could Lohan, who parties with her alcoholic daughter and is pimping out her other kid in a reality show, actually be chosen mother of the year? Were the votes tallied in Florida?

Then I read that she was selected by Mingling Moms, a Long Island organization, whose spokesperson says, “It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.” Okay then.

So step it up, all you slacker moms in Long Island who didn't raise superstar children! Your silly 'quality time' and heart-to-hearts aren't going to get you any votes from Mingling Moms. Time to knock back a few with your kid at Hyde and get little Susie an agent.

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From The 'Dina Lohan's A Pimp' Files: A Sneak Peek At 'Living Lohan'

HerBadMother — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:28:00 GMT

Because why pin all of your ambitions on just one kid? There's a whole 'nother kid - fresh-faced! untarnished by drug scandal! - right there in the family home to exploit! And - hey! - why not do the exploiting right there in the family home? There's gotta be a gajillion dollars in that, no?

Dina Lohan sure wanted to find out. So it is that we have this hot mess of a reality show: 'Living Lohan,' in which the younger Lohan daughter gets to star as Dina's cash-calf, version 2.0.

Here's the sneak preview - screen shots and link:

More HERE.

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Fergie: I'm Not Fat, OR Pregnant

HerBadMother — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:37:00 GMT

You know, it's hard to be a 100 lb poptart and still have people insisting that you're pregnant. Because pregnant equals fat, right? So if they're saying that you're pregnant it must be because you're fat, right?

Totally.

Fergie was, like, totally, bummed about that, until she realized that she could turn that bummer to better by getting motivated! To work out harder! Get skinnier! So that no-one could ever, ever say that she had a - oooh, shudder - BUMP.

Hear what she has to say about the horrific insult that is being called pregnant HERE (video).

And The Worst Parents In The History Of The World, Ever Award Goes To...

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:15:00 GMT

Dina and Michael Lohan! For being ruthless money-grubbing famewhores who bitch at each other over which of them has greater right to exploit their children! Congrats, Dina and Michael!

Seriously, are these people on crack, or what? Michael's re-opening his divorce case, saying that Dina has been turning the kids against his family - oh, and, also, that she stole his idea to exploit youngest daughter Ali in a reality TV show. You go, Daddy! Mommy's been too successful at exploiting the kids? You damn well better get a share of that!

Meanwhile, Dina's been hanging out with Carrot Top in Vegas and showing the world how a true cougar-MILF struts her stuff. You know, to make the children proud. The fact that she's being all priss-mom about rumors that Lindsay's going to be flashing va-jay-jay in her upcoming film, Florence, doesn't really mitigate Dina's more generally disturbing qualities. Besides, does anyone believe that Dina would oppose Lindsay flashing her parts? Dina's the type of mother who might install a stripper-pole in the family room. Show the girls how it's done. So, yeah: PUHLEEZE.

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Robin Williams Divorces The Nanny

HerBadMother — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:47:00 GMT

A warning to nannies everywhere who are considering taking up with the fathers of their charges: yes, they might take up with you, impregnate you, even marry you. But the type of guy who leaves his wife or risks his marriage for the nanny? Not a good long-term investment.

Just ask Marsha Williams, Robin Williams' nanny-turned-wife. He left his first wife for her, had some (more) kids with her and now? It's over. DEE-vorce.

The cited reason is "irreconcilable differences," which, translated, means "get me out here."

I hope that Ethan Hawke's nanny-turned babymama is paying close attention. These things don't end well. It's the natural order of the universe. Take heed.

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Diddy Wants To Help Drunk Celebs

HerBadMother — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Diddy (did I get that right? or is it P. Diddy? Daddy?) is concerned about all of the hard-partying (cough*IRONY*cough) going on in Hollywood and wants to do something to make it all a little safer for the Parises and Nicoles and Joels and whomevers who are just a little too prone to sucking back a bottle of premium vodka and then driving their Bentley home. So he's launching car service, for all his drunk-assed friends, to make sure they get home safe after a night of hard partying.

A rep for Diddy says, "He wants to make sure everyone's partying responsibly."

Oh, good. Somebody needs to be looking out for the celebrity drunks. I wonder if he'll start a babysitting service next. You know, so that Joel and Nicole can save on their nanny bill a bit.

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HerBadMother — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:20:00 GMT

I mean, please. How is it possible that one family can be this good-looking? Seriously.

I'm stealing this picture and putting it on my mantel and passing it off as my own. Oh, yeah, that's us, last summer. You know, before I cut my hair and got pregnant again and all. What? That doesn't look like us? Noooo. C'mon: SQUINT.

No? not convincing? Maybe I'll try Claudia Schiffer's family pictures instead.

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HerBadMother — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:46:00 GMT

Just in case you were doubting that the stars are not, in fact, just like us, I have this news for you: they now have their own prayer support network. The Hollywood Prayer Network is a group of Christians who devote their time and energy to praying for celebrity trainwrecks like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, and they're putting the call out to their fellow Christians across North America to join them in seeking the redemption and healing of troubled stars through the power of prayer.

From ABC News:

The group of more than 5,000 Christians prays for stars instead of thinking of them as lost causes, and co-hosted a prayer breakfast in Beverly Hills Friday to stir a larger movement to get Christians to help celebrities.

Its ultimate goal was to reach those who influence millions, hoping divine intervention will help troubled celebrities shape up, thereby helping to fix the world around them.

"I believe if you want to change the world, you need to change Hollywood," said Tim Winters of the Hills Church.

Save the celebuwrecks, save the world? It'd be funny if it weren't so bizarre and disturbing. I mean, if you're going to spend hours devoting your emotional and spiritual energy to 'saving' anybody, couldn't you find people or causes that are more deserving? What kind of twisted mind decides that it's more important to save Hollywood than, say, Darfur? 'Oh, hey, of course there are children starving to death, and suffering the evils of genocide and war, but what about Britney and Lindsay and - oh, heck - what if Miley goes off and gets pregnant for reals? What will the world do then??

I know - if you take your faith seriously, every soul deserves saving. Which is why I find it difficult to take certain faiths seriously anymore. (Which, in turn, is why I get nasty comments from the Nancy Grace lovers, too, I suppose, but that's another story.)