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Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Whit Honea — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn is appearing in the latest issue of Hustler. Yes, she's pregnant, and yes, she is 16, but that's the point. The picture is below and NSFW.

Her face was superimposed on the body of Ellen Page for a spoof of Page's hit movie "Juno" called "Oh No." By the way, if you are planning to search for "Hustler" and "Oh No" on the internet, brace yourself.

The fake poster includes quotes from such notables as Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan- a regular who's who of Hollywood players.

Says Hustler's Editorial Director Bruce David, "We just couldn't let this one slip by us! The pregnant 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, it's too perfect! You can't make this stuff up!"

I know that Hustler was trying to be funny, and I can see the idea of this ad being such, but to be honest their effort is pathetic and tacky. Their writers are pretty weak, which is to be expected considering that people don't buy Hustler for the articles, no matter what Larry Flynt thinks. It's not humorous and while I love me some dirty talk, it is just vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. I thought Hustler was for adults not 14-year-old boys, oh wait, scratch that. That's like saying cigarettes aren't targeted towards teens. Wink, wink.

So here is the ad, it's not funny and not safe for work.

Poster: WhatUpThug

Photo: Wiregirl

Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards - Britney Hosting?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:05:00 GMT

The Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards are on March 29 - just a day away - excited? And what could be even more exciting is Britney Spears might be hosting the event!

According to OK! Magazine, sources are saying that Spears is hosting, but that Nickelodeon is trying to keep it quiet. Brit and kids go together like peanut butter and jelly right?

"It's supposed to be top secret, but everyone is already buzzing about it. Her sister, Jamie Lynn, made such a splash at the event last year, Brit knows that she'll get as much, if not more, attention if she shows up this year."

Britney seemed to do okay on her guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother but is she ready to host a show all by herself? Let's hope she wears something other than that greased stained dress/shirt (?) and those disgusting brown boots!

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Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards - Who's On The List?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:02:00 GMT

Hey wanna find out who made the list of Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards? The show will again be hosted by Jack Black (love him!) and airs on March 29th on Nick. On to the Nominees!

Movie: "Alvin and the Chipmunks," "Are We Done Yet?," "The Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End," "The Transformers."

Male Movie Star: Ice Cube, Johnny Depp, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Eddie Murphy.

Animated Movie: "Shrek The Third," "Bee Movie," "Ratatouille," "The Simpsons Movie."

Female Movie Star: Jessica Alba, Drew Barrymore, Kirsten Dunst, Keira Knightley.

Voice From an Animated Movie: Cameron Diaz, Mike Meyers, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld.

Song: "Beautiful Girls" (Sean Kingston), "Big Girls Don't Cry" (Fergie), "Don't Matter," (Akon), "Girlfriend" (Avril Lavigne.)

Male Singer: Bow Wow, Chris Brown, Soulja Boy, Justin Timberlake.

Music Group: Boys Like Girls, Fall Out Boy, Jonas Brothers, Linkin Park.

Female Singer: Beyonce, Fergie, Miley Cyrus, Alicia Keys.

TV Show: "Drake & Josh," "Hannah Montana," "iCarly," "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody."

Reality Show: "America's Next Top Model," "American Idol," "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?," "Deal or no Deal."

Television Actress: Miley Cyrus ("Hannah Montana"), Emma Roberts ("Unfabulous"), Jamie Lynn Spears ("Zoey 101"), Raven-Symone ("That's So Raven").

Television Actor: Drake Bell ("Drake & Josh"), John Peck ("Drake & Josh"), Dylan Sprouse ("The Suite Life of Zack and Cody"), Cole Sprouse ("The Suite Life of Zack and Cody").

Cartoon: "Avatar: The Last Airbender," "Ed, Edd and Eddy," "The Simpsons," "SpongeBob SquarePants."

Male Athlete: Tony Hawk, Shaquille O'Neal, Alex Rodriguez, Tiger Woods.

Female Athlete: Cheryl Ford, Danica Patrick, Serena Williams, Venus Williams.

Video Game: "Dance Dance Revolution," "Guitar Hero," "High School Musical: Sing It!", "Madden NFL '08."

Book: "Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Eight, Volume One: The Long Way Home," "Diary of a Wimpy Kid," "Harry Potter series," "How to Eat Fried Worms."

Photo source, Source:PerezHilton

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