FameCrawler : tacky

Jade Goody's Obituary Already Published?

Karl Erikson — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:58:00 GMT

What the hell is this crap? How does OK Magazine publish a tribute issue / obituary for Jade Goody when she's still with us? The cover of their latest magazine clearly shows "1981-2009" at the very top.

I know that major news outlets on TV and in print come up with obituaries ahead of time, but publishing those obits before the actual death? Tacky.

Just the sort of stuff I'm sure she doesn't want her sons to see. Ugh.

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Jade Goody Only Has Hours Left To Live

Jade Goody: Final Hours

Jade Goody Update: Priest Says a Prayer, Sons Say Goodbye

Michael Hutchence's Sister Selling Memorabilia on eBay

Karen — Mon, 26 May 2008 01:10:00 GMT

Tina Hutchence has been using the name lilytigerlily on eBay as she tried to sell off some of his memorabilia on eBay. One item was the handwritten lyrics to "Wild Life."

"Written on an 8-inch by 12-inch page in Michael Hutchence' scratchy handwriting, torn out of a notebook. It was among some papers Michael left in storage in Hong Kong and turned over to his family in 1999. The paper is slightly discoloured but in good condition," the item description reads.

Now before anyone goes on about her exploiting his 10 year old death, let's not forget that crappy show Rockstar INXS where the band tried to replace Hutchence, all the while collecting money for doing the show, which I always thought was a tacky idea.

Besides, I'm sure she is hanging on to his memory in other ways. I'm just surprised she didn't go through an auction house - she would have fetched more money.

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Whit Honea — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn is appearing in the latest issue of Hustler. Yes, she's pregnant, and yes, she is 16, but that's the point. The picture is below and NSFW.

Her face was superimposed on the body of Ellen Page for a spoof of Page's hit movie "Juno" called "Oh No." By the way, if you are planning to search for "Hustler" and "Oh No" on the internet, brace yourself.

The fake poster includes quotes from such notables as Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan- a regular who's who of Hollywood players.

Says Hustler's Editorial Director Bruce David, "We just couldn't let this one slip by us! The pregnant 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, it's too perfect! You can't make this stuff up!"

I know that Hustler was trying to be funny, and I can see the idea of this ad being such, but to be honest their effort is pathetic and tacky. Their writers are pretty weak, which is to be expected considering that people don't buy Hustler for the articles, no matter what Larry Flynt thinks. It's not humorous and while I love me some dirty talk, it is just vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. I thought Hustler was for adults not 14-year-old boys, oh wait, scratch that. That's like saying cigarettes aren't targeted towards teens. Wink, wink.

So here is the ad, it's not funny and not safe for work.

Poster: WhatUpThug

Photo: Wiregirl

Christina Aguilera Will Teach Her Son To Respect Women

Karen — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Aguilera is known for her voluptuous figure, and her figure-revealing outfits. After all, she is a former Disney star.

Well the new mom is vowing never to give up her sexuality or those outfits that she wears for performing.

She said: “I will never regret any of my raunchier outfits. We’ll have a good laugh when I’m 60 and still trying to squeeze those suckers on. Much of what I do as an artist is about self expression and being unafraid.”

She said: “Max will understand that being an entertainer is my job and there was a time when I was brave enough to be very open with my sexuality. It’s good that he can learn to respect women and understand that it’s not wrong for a female to be proud of her sexuality and her body.”

Actually, all snark aside, I'm with her on this one. She's right that a woman should embrace her sexuality and be proud of it.

In Which K-Fed Demonstrates His Paternal Goodness, Yet Again, Thereby Heralding The End Of Days

HerBadMother — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:05:00 GMT

Kevin Federline - KEVIN FACKING FEDERLINE - keeps demonstrating that he is a caring, considerate parent and it is FREAKING ME OUT. I mean, who'da thunk?

Apparently, he's been working pretty hard to make sure that Britney gets some visiting time with the boys, by consulting with her mother and trying to arrange for supervised time between Britney, grandma and the boys while he's off at NY fashion week.

Sources say that K-Fed hopes that Lynne can bring Britney back to her senses, so that the singer can enjoy some time with her kids.

"K-Fed and Lynne get on really well. He hopes Lynne can bring Britney round to see sense so that she can have some face time with her kids," News of the World quoted a source as saying.

"He knows however dazed and confused Brit gets, she'll always love those two kids with all her heart," the source added.

So, Kevin Federline is one of the few people in the whole world who is being entirely reasonable about Britney and who is actively trying to see her set straight so that she get back to being a mom? When does the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse show up?

Source

Kevin Federline - Sharp Dressed Man!

Mystery Court Hearing For Britney

Britney's Life At Risk

K'Fed & Paris Hilton - What Do They Have In Common?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:02:00 GMT

They've both, er, spent time with Britney, but that's not it. They've both made albums which,um sucked, but that's not it. So what's the lastest "in common" thing between Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton?

Very scary picture after the jump!

Both Kevin and Paris have publicist "issues" and I'm not entirely sure it's K'Fed who's worse off in this situation - read on:

Federline's publicist Michael Sands has quit and no longer represents Kevin or his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan - he thinks that both men have gone to far in the custody battle with Britney Spears.

Sands says, "This is overkill, it made my stomach turn. Every time we had to go into court, yes we have to protect the kids. But every mother, healthy or unhealthy should see their kids... You can't blame someone for mental illness.

"Mark Vincent Kaplan needs to lay off. Everyone has to lay off before Britney dies accidentally."

Mr. Sands also feels that Kevin should stop hiding behind his "gangsta" lawyer (um, Mark Vincent Kaplan doesn't strike me as gangsta, but whateva) and speak out about Brit's health condition. He told Life & Style mag: "Kevin Federline needs to get on TV and say, 'I'm learning about Britney's bipolar disorder.' "He needs to step up to the plate and not hide behind the shield of his lawyer and be a man. He could become a hero instead of hiding... He's got to step up and help Britney."

Interestingly enough, Michael Sands now represents creep-o Sam Lutfi, who, as we all know, has Britney's best interest at heart. I think Michael Sands is a bit on the shady side myself.

Sucks that K'Fed is without his publicist BUT, all is not lost! Paris Hilton's guy, Elliot Mintz, has been around for awhile and perhaps Kevin could give Elliot a call. Mr. Mintz, I'm sure is free, you know once he's done spreading self tanner(?) on his face. Oops, missed a spot Elliot - Honestly, WTF?

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Kevin Federline - Sharp Dressed Man!

Mystery Court Hearing For Britney

Britney's Life At Risk

John Gibson is an Asshole: Anchor Mocks Ledger

Whit Honea — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:47:00 GMT

As if the inbred idiots weren't enough, the memory of Heath Ledger was openly mocked with disgusting apathy by FOX News anchor John Gibson. Gibson played the funeral march and clips of Heath Ledger's Brokeback Mountain that were uncalled for and not funny.

Here's the soundbite link. Look at the guy, he even has asshole hair. That coif is not natural. That's combed with hate, and possibly gel.

I expected more from FOX. I'm not sure why.

Thanks to Perez Hilton for the following contact information for FOX and Gibson. Someone needs to grab this guy and Imus his ass.

Please contact:

Mr. Mitch Davis
Vice President
Fox News Radio Network
1211 Avenue Of The Americas
18th Floor
New York, NY 10036-8701
Direct Phone: *212-301-5800
Outlet Fax: *212-301-5455
Outlet Phone: 212-301-3000
Email: mitch.davis@foxnews.com

Mr. Robert Finnerty
Senior Vice President
Fox News Radio Network
1211 Avenue Of The Americas
18th Floor
New York, NY 10036-8701
Direct Phone: *212-301-5800
Outlet Fax: *212-301-5455
Outlet Phone: 212-301-3000
Email: robert.finnerty@foxnews.com

Ms. Irena Briganti
Vice President of Public Relations
FOX News Channel
1211 Avenue Of The Americas
Lowr C1
New York, NY 10036
Direct Phone : *212-301-3608
Outlet Fax : *212-382-1411
Outlet Phone : 212-301-3000
Email: irena.briganti@foxnews.com
Contact by: E-mail

Ms. Suzanne Scott
Vice President, Programming
FOX News Channel
1211 Avenue Of The Americas
Lowr C1
New York, NY 10036
Direct Phone : *212-301-8558
Outlet Fax : *212-382-1411
Outlet Phone : 212-301-3000
Email: suzanne.scott@foxnews.com

foxnewsradio@foxnews.com
gibsonradio@foxnews.com

JOHN GIBSON
john.gibson@foxnews.com
212-301-3000

I Thought You Were Classy San Diego

Whit Honea — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:01:00 GMT

Heath Ledger had only been dead a couple of hours before the Best Buy in Mission Valley/San Diego, and I assume many other stores, were trying to turn a buck of his passing. Is this a thoughtful tribute or capitalism at its worst?

Photo: Best Week Ever

Britney Goes Batsh*t

Karen — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:08:00 GMT

Last night Britney was driving on by this mural and stopped to take a picture of it, but the paparazzi kept jumping in front of her to take her picture. BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ENOUGH PICTURES OF BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE WORLD.

Nevertheless, she cursed out the paps and then sped off in a photogs car where he had the time of his life. Incidently, this is the SAME photographer who escorted her to the bathroom the day she was dressed as a tampon.

Video after the jump of Britney "Potty Mouth" Spears. NSFW/kids.

Dr. Phil: Lynne Spears is a "Great Mother"

Karen — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Okay, I am ABSOLUTLEY sick of Dr. Phil.

"We know the Spears family, particularly the parents," he told People. "An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother."

McGraw admits that Lynne is "troubled right now" but is "really looking for the positives in this." Lynne has "her feet squarely and solidly on the ground," he says.

"They're a very strong, close-knit family," says Dr. Phil's wife Robin, "They're relying on each other." And with her book recently put on hold, Lynne is also drawing strength from her faith. "I talked to Lynne yesterday and she said they're turning to prayer, asked that I pray for them. That's how they're going to get through it."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Hide behind your religion much, Lynne?

Oy.

K'Fed To Britney: Come To My House For Christmas

Sassy Smith — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 22:05:00 GMT

It seems Kevin Federline is in a giving spirit and has invited his ex wife over to celebrate Christmas day with her kids.

The trainwreck has lost custody of her kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James and currently K'Fed has temporary full custody of the tots. There has been lots of confusion and speculation about who would get the kids when during the holidays and now it seems regardless of what's on paper, Federline is putting his boys first and opening his home to Britney.

Brit was out doing some Christmas shopping on December 21 and hopefully she remembered to buy something for her kids other than Cheetos. Oh was that mean? My bad.

Reportedly, Kev has warned Brit that he will kick her out if she acts weird. This is Britney Spears we're talking about, so good luck with that wish Kevin.

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Pamela Anderson Is TV's Sexiest Woman Ever

Sassy Smith — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:03:00 GMT

According to an AOL online poll, Pamela Anderson is TV's Sexiest Woman ever. That statement seems wrong. Very, very wrong. She's so, so...tacky. Tacky but pretty right? Look at that photo! She's certainly the busiest woman ever.

Here's the top 10 women who made the list:

10. Tina Louise--Gilligan’s Island
9. Catherine Bach--Dukes of Hazzard
8. Katherine Heigl--Grey’s Anatomy
7. Barbara Eden--I Dream of Jeannie
6. Diana Rigg--The Avengers
5. Eva Longoria--Desperate Housewives
4. Heather Locklear--Spin City,Melrose Place, etc.
3. Lynda Carter--Wonder Woman
2. Farrah Fawcett--Charlie’s Angels
1. Pamela Anderson--Baywatch

If you'd like to see the complete list, then you can find it here. I got through the first 17 and then I fell asleep.

Photo source: Hollyscoop