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Kate Hudson Is a Private Dancer

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:35:00 GMT

What's your bathroom luxury? Towel warmer, exotic soaps, back issues of Oprah magazine? Mine is a lock so the kids don't barge in asking for gum. But leave it to the celebs to one-up everyone; Kate Hudson's got a stripper pole in her loo.

“She’s so proud of it,” a source says. “She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It’s kind of amazing and totally sexy.”

But gyrating around a metal pole doesn't come without risks. Hudson suffered two pole dancing-related injuries in 2006 — a pulled muscle in her leg and a friction burn on her arm — while dancing for then-husband Chris Robinson.

I'd be a little concerned with how to explain a stripper pole in the bathroom to the kids. But I guess Hudson's son Ryder is still young - he probably thinks it's a firepole.

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Lindsay Lohan Mad: Dad Cheated On Mom & Had A Love Child

Sassy Smith — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:36:00 GMT

Actress Lindsay Lohan is not happy with her father after finding out he cheated on her mother and had another child (allegedly) with his lover. Lohan took to her blog to vent her feelings....

Lindsay wrote:

"My father just let my family and I know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks..."

She added (leaving out her father):

"I love my Mom, Aliana, Cody, Michael, and my Nana Sullivan!! I will be missing them this Christmas as it is the first one I am spending away from home. I am spending it with Samantha in Los Angeles."

In June of this year it was reported that Michael Lohan had an illegitimate child with a woman named Kristi Horn, 13 years ago. Lohan admitted that during his separation from (now ex) wife Dina Lohan, he and Horn were having an affair but wouldn't confirm if the child conceived was indeed his until an official paternity test was conducted.

Even though the Lohan kids are older now, it must be hard for them nonetheless, knowing that their father cheated on their mom. They also have a half sister (maybe....well I think for sure, considering she looks exactly like Michael Lohan!) that they haven't had an opportunity to get to know (if they should want to).

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HerBadMother — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:32:00 GMT

It's completely understandable if you're a bit baffled as to why a parent - celebrity or otherwise - would buy a stripper pole for their autistic child. For any child. I certainly was baffled.

Well, it turns out that Jenny McCarthy's recent purchase of a stripper pole for her son Evan was actually an alternative to a fireman's pole, which, according to Jenny, was both too big for their home and a tad too expensive. "The fireman's pole was, like, $2,000," she told Access Hollywood, "and the strip-aerobics pole was $200."

Which makes a little more sense. I can see wanting to support a child's ambitions to be a firefighter. No offense to pole-dancers, of course. Pole-dancing might be good exercise - and who doesn't want their kids to get exercise - but those tassels are a choking hazard.

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Ali Lohan Is 14 But Looks 38 - Photos

Sassy Smith — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:08:00 GMT

Ali Lohan, younger sister of actress (or trainwreck) Lindsay Lohan, is only 14-years-old. However, for whatever reason, she most always looks like someone much older. Why? Does mom Dina Lohan not notice this?

Photos after the jump!

Ali did photos for Supermodels Unlimited mag (July/August issue), and while there are a couple of shots, that the teen does look like a teen (the bubblegum pic is cute), others certainly make her appear older than her 14 years. Weird and kinda creepy.

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Here She Is - Lohan "Love Child"

Sassy Smith — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:05:00 GMT

The Lohan family seems to have lots of controversy following them. And now with the rumored "love child" of Lindsay's dad, Michael Loghan, it just keeps coming. Michael is now reportedly going to sell his paternity results and the first photos of himself with his (possible) daughter, Ashley Kaufmann, 13. Is this family messed or what? And what about Ashley's mom, Kristi Kaufmann? Is she wanting to exploit her young daughter for cash? Apparently the young teen wants to record an album and she and her mom have approached several studios about hashing out a deal. Perfect timing? Perhaps. Because - why would you put this out in the public until you knew for certain that Michael Lohan is the biological father? What if he's not? Then what? You've disrupted your own child's life and the Lohan children as well.

A source told MSNBC, "Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali." A pal said, "Ashley's singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael, not Dina Lohan."

What about Michael's other children (with ex Dina) - Lindsay, Michael, Ali and Cody - how does this all affect them? Michael said, "Years later the woman contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."

Lohan has said of his new-found daughter, she "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of Cody, believe it or not."

Hopefully, for the sake of the children involved, these "adults" can work this out and make it as painless for them as possible.

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Karen — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:33:00 GMT

While the jury is still out as to whether Michael Lohan actually fathered a "love child" with Kristi Kaufmann in 1995, Kaufmann has been quick to call Lohan a 'liar' in the press.

She had a paternity test in 2005 as she suspected her ex-husband was not the father of the teenager - and has allegedly been proven right.

She says, "The only other person I had slept with was Michael. My daughter has a right to know who her father is - and it's Michael." Kaufmann adds, "He met me in Houston and we met again in New York.

"I just want to make sure the truth comes out. Michael is already out there spreading lies."

Lohan told Extra, "My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner."

JLo's Dog Has Issues

Sassy Smith — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:08:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez is a busy mom of twins - and I'm guessing since she and husband Marc don't have a nanny, it makes it hard for Jen to spend much time with her pooch. So doggie is lonely and thus seeks out attention, and by attention, I mean he bites the arse of a flight attendant (allegedly and I don't know if was really her butt that he chewed a chunk out of) and now, Lopez is being sued for a cool five million bucks. Hey - they got six mil for the twins' photos, so it's all good right? Unless they blew it all on cashmere onesies and ruby studded booties?

Airline stewardess, Lisa Wilson, has filed a $5 million lawsuit after she alleges JLo's dog Floyd "lunged" at her when she walked past him during a 2006 flight.

Lisa says after the dog bit her, she fell over and then required surgery for excruciating back pain.

Camp Lopez has had no comment thus far.

I always wonder why people wait years to sue? It's 2008 and this took place in 2006 - why the wait? Maybe it was actually Jennifer that bit her. Ha, I'm totally ~~not~~ kidding.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Oh the drama for the Lohan family! There's Lindsay and rumored trouble on movie sets, her stints in rehab, mom Dina and her reality show, the exploitation by both Dina and ex-husband Michael, of their children, Michael's jail time - it never ends. Now comes the whole pregnancy thing....

According to OK! magazine, Michael Lohan - who has four children with ex Dina - has a fifth child with a woman named Christie. In response to the allegations, Lohan has said this:

“I met Christie [the mother of the reported love-child] in 1982 in Houston. In 1995, when I was separated from Dina, she contacted me that she was moving to Long Island…I was with her for a week. Years later, while I was in prison, she contacted to me to say she had a paternity test done that revealed the child’s father was not her husband. She said I was the only other man she had been with. My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner.”

Christie has spoke with OK!, saying this:

“It’s time for Michael to take responsibility." She also said that she and Michael have had many conversations and even called his (alleged) daughter for her 13th birthday on June 12, but has never supported his child financially.

The scandal never stops!

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JLo Sizzles In Red! Wowza!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:02:00 GMT

JLo is new mom to twins Max and Emme and she and Marc are traveling for Marc's mini tour, and of course mama has to get some shopping in! Can't say as I blame her! I must admit, Jennifer is sizzling in her red shiny dress......hot stuff! And you'll notice her necklace, it says M&E.....aww sweet!

More pics after the jump

I wonder if she bought me anything? My birthday is coming up soon, and I could use some new heels.

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Jennifer Lopez - Bad Mommy?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:38:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez welcomed her twins Max and Emme just 4 months ago, and she might be feeling what any new mom can experience - the thought that you're not doing a good enough job taking care of your baby. JLo is constantly needing reassuance from husband Marc Anthony, as she's unsure of herself sometimes and wants to know she's doing things right. Marc has begged her to stop worrying so much!

Closer mag reports a source said, "Jennifer wants to be the perfect mother, but she crumbles if any normal little thing goes wrong.

"If the twins cry, she thinks it's because she's a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself."

I'm sure her mommy hormones are still out of whack - she should give herself a break. Having a baby is hard - having two at the same time - way harder! And perfection? No such thing in the world of parents and kids - not gonna find that JLo!

The source continued, "Marc had to sit her down and make her understand that she's a good mom and it's normal for babies to cry." Yup, that's what infants do - eat, poop, sleep, cry, poop, and cry and eat.

Friends are also concerned about Jennifer's strict diet and exercise routine and that her anxieties have caused health issues.

The insider said, "Jen is a total perfectionist, and she's treating motherhood the same way she goes about her career -- it's all or nothing.
"Marc is concerned that she's not eating properly or sleeping because she's obsessed with looking after the twins. If she leaves them with her own mother for a couple of hours to have some time off, she beats herself up about it and feels guilty."

Oh I've learned over the years, you have to let go of the guilt - moms, should not feel guilty about having some time to themselves. It's so important to make that time!

"Marc has forced Jen to take some time off and have a massage to unwind, but she even struggled to relax during that," the source added, "He wants her to stop worrying about the kind of mother she's being and just enjoy it."

Enjoy Jen - kids grow up way fast. Oh, I will give you one piece of advice - get some flat shoes!!!

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JLo Carries Her Baby Girl While Wearing Six Inch Heels! Crazy!!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:06:00 GMT

Listen, I'm a shoe girl, I really am. I love heels as much as the next shoe freak - but, there is no way on this green earth, that I would ever walk down a flight of airplane steps, with jeans so long I'd surely trip on the hem, wearing spiked 6 inch high heels, WHILE CARRYING MY INFANT. Call me crazy or paranoid - and trust me, I can work it in heels - but you couldn't pay me to pull that kind of stunt! JLo is apparently way braver than I, because she did exactly that!

One more pic after the jump!

Jennifer and hubby Marc Anthony and twins, Max and Emme, arrived in Belgium on Wednesday - Marc was there for a performance on his mini tour. The arrived by private jet of course and no one spotted any nannies. I guess they really are going to be full-time parents to their babies!

Marc has said about taking his twins on tour, "When I perform... they will inspire me. I just need toys for the kids." About Jennifer, he said, "She's such an amazing mom and I'm so proud of her. She's such a gem to watch."

Okay, I'm happy for them, but seriously, Jen, you have to invest in some flat shoes when carrying your babies!

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Stop The Presses! JLo To Become Fulltime Mom!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 24 May 2008 18:03:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins, Max and Emme, a few months ago, so one would assume she'd be a full-time mom. She apparently wasn't, because she's decided to care for her own babies now that the nanny has quit, thus now, becoming a full-time mom!

Hey, I'm not knocking anyone with a nanny (hell I may have hired one too if that was feasable) but it seems that some celebrities think that it's something amazing if they decide to care for their own children without nannies - like they deserve some sort of award. Uh, most of us moms do it 24/7 right from the get go. True story.

JLo and Marc's nanny left the job last month and Lopez has no plans to replace her, thus caring for the twins around the clock. Yup, babies need constant care.

A family friend said to Us Weekly, "She's beyond hands-on." Both Jennifer and Marc are putting their family first, careers second for the next year or so. "They both told their managers that the next year would be all about family."

They're headed to Spain next month - Marc has a prescheduled tour.

I'll wish JLo good luck, I'm sure it's not easy caring for twins - one baby is hard enough!

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Dina Lohan - Kids Home Alone & House Fire Breaks Out

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 May 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Dina Lohan, mom of the year - seriously, she was voted that - is getting set to entertain the world with a look into her life! E! Networks has a new promo for Dina's upcoming reality show, Living Lohan. Nothing like airing your questionable parenting skills on TV!

Video clip after the jump

The Post is claiming that at one point in time, Dina left the house, to party, and Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, were home alone and a fire broke out in the home. It's not clear how serious the fire was or when exactly it happened or if it will be part of the series.

Other statements made by Dina, which seem laughable coming from her, are "A lion protects her cubs," and "it's a big game of chess and it's our move."

Lohan calls someone about an allegedly naked photo of Lindsay, threatening, "you need to get it down immediately because I've already been in touch with my attorneys and the story is absolutely false." And she then says, "there's got to be boundaries with these people, the paparazzi and everything. There's just got to be more boundaries set." Uh, you're pimping out your young teens, so, pot, meet the kettle!

The fact that Ali wants to "be just like Lindsay" should be a wake up call for Dina, considering Lindsay has been in rehab 23 times or something to that effect. Be careful what you wish for!

Good luck messing up your other children Dina, I'm sure you'll do a bang up job.

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Carmen Electra To Moms - Have Your "Sexiness Kit" Ready

Sassy Smith — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:39:00 GMT

While Carmen Electra has been the talk of pregnancy rumors, she's not yet a mother but she's giving moms advice on how to keep things spicy with their partners. This should be good, get out your paper and pen, you know, if you're not too tired from looking after your kids.

Carmen was recently engaged, uh, again, this time to Korn guitarist Rob Patterson and she really wants to start a family. But keep in mind again, she's not a mom yet. Electra spoke with Cosmopolitan and said that women should always be prepared for sex - even if that means keeping a "sexiness kit" at work or in the car. In the car? Like in the baby's diaperbag? Or maybe in the trunk with the 29 bags of groceries? Or in little Tommy's backback?

Anyway, here's what moms should keep in their "kits": Perfume, lip gloss and a pair of heels. She adds, "Being flirty is a way of letting a guy know you're interested (in him) without making a fool of yourself."

So listen up mommies - when the baby is crying, your toddler pooped in his underwear, the Kraft dinner is burning, your school age child has 5 pages of homework and you have 18 loads of laundry to wash, dry, fold and put away, and you're not sure if you showered today - be sure to take out those heels and slap on some lip gloss. Get your flirt on!

Just wait until Carmen has kids - she'll see, she'll see.

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HerBadMother — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Dina and ~~Meal Ticket Number Two~~ Ali Lohan

I thought it was a joke when I heard that Dina Lohan had been nominated for some sort of Mom Of The Year award, or that maybe that 'Mom' in that case was a misspelling of or code for 'Pimp,' but apparently not. Dina did, in fact, win an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the "Mingling Moms of Long Island."

But the joke doesn't end there.

Dina, high on the approval of some subset of the population on Long Island, has begun dishing parenting advice. The first mom that she's helping? Tish Cyrus.

Her advice to Tish on parenting a young celeb: "Stay strong and keep your head up. And she's talented [Miley] and stay focused." And, also: "You know, and be her mom."

Because, you know, that's exactly what Dina does - be the mom. Be the party-facilitating, camera-inviting, famewhoring, pimptastic momager mom, and everything will be fine, FINE. Your daughter will pose semi-nude for magazines (check) and go to rehab and maybe steal the odd fur coat or two - but she'll be FAMOUS. And she'll thank you for that, for reals.

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JLo Voted "Celebrity Mom of the Year!"

Sassy Smith — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez, 38, was recently named Celebrity Mom of the Year by New York's Mingling Moms org. The same organization that gave Dina Lohan a simialar title to. Not sure if I'd call that a compliment. Anyway, why was JLo chosen?

Lopez gave birth to twins - Max and Emme - back in February and because she gave birth at a Long Island hospital and has decided to raise her babies in the local neighborhood, Mingling Moms felt she was a perfect canidate.

The president of Mingling Moms Erica Logiudice said, "We thought assembling such a list would be a great tribute to the women who were behind the scenes of these superstars' tremendous careers."

Others honored on the Long Island's Top 20 Celebrity Moms category included: Alec Baldwin's mom Carol, Mariah Carey's mother Patricia Vian and Eddie Murphy's mother Lillian Robinson.

Oh one other thing - Dina Lohan gave some advice when accepting her award - pay attention, it's rich coming from her: "Just to be honest and to stay morally correct. And listen to your mother." Right. Good one Dina.

Congrats to Jennifer!

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Dina Lohan: Mother of the Year?

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:35:00 GMT

My first thought when I saw this: Was she up against a woman who drowned puppies? How could Lohan, who parties with her alcoholic daughter and is pimping out her other kid in a reality show, actually be chosen mother of the year? Were the votes tallied in Florida?

Then I read that she was selected by Mingling Moms, a Long Island organization, whose spokesperson says, “It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.” Okay then.

So step it up, all you slacker moms in Long Island who didn't raise superstar children! Your silly 'quality time' and heart-to-hearts aren't going to get you any votes from Mingling Moms. Time to knock back a few with your kid at Hyde and get little Susie an agent.

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From The 'Dina Lohan's A Pimp' Files: A Sneak Peek At 'Living Lohan'

HerBadMother — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:28:00 GMT

Because why pin all of your ambitions on just one kid? There's a whole 'nother kid - fresh-faced! untarnished by drug scandal! - right there in the family home to exploit! And - hey! - why not do the exploiting right there in the family home? There's gotta be a gajillion dollars in that, no?

Dina Lohan sure wanted to find out. So it is that we have this hot mess of a reality show: 'Living Lohan,' in which the younger Lohan daughter gets to star as Dina's cash-calf, version 2.0.

Here's the sneak preview - screen shots and link:

More HERE.

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Bump Watch - Carmen Electra Pregnant?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:08:00 GMT

Carmen Electra, 36, recently gushed about her new man - Korn guitarist Rob Patterson - who's now her fiance, and how she really wanted to start a family. Now, there's a recent photo of the actress, taken at a side angle and her dress isn't tight against her belly and you know what a bit of poofiness means - bump watch!

Carmen and Rob attended the T-Mobile Sidekick Tone-Def Coachella After-Party over the weekend, and now the couple has sparked pregnancy rumors with their recent engagement and of course, the photo.

Plus look at the pic at the top - the way Rob is holding her belly. Oh there's a baby in there! We'll be watching.

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HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:15:00 GMT

Dina and Michael Lohan! For being ruthless money-grubbing famewhores who bitch at each other over which of them has greater right to exploit their children! Congrats, Dina and Michael!

Seriously, are these people on crack, or what? Michael's re-opening his divorce case, saying that Dina has been turning the kids against his family - oh, and, also, that she stole his idea to exploit youngest daughter Ali in a reality TV show. You go, Daddy! Mommy's been too successful at exploiting the kids? You damn well better get a share of that!

Meanwhile, Dina's been hanging out with Carrot Top in Vegas and showing the world how a true cougar-MILF struts her stuff. You know, to make the children proud. The fact that she's being all priss-mom about rumors that Lindsay's going to be flashing va-jay-jay in her upcoming film, Florence, doesn't really mitigate Dina's more generally disturbing qualities. Besides, does anyone believe that Dina would oppose Lindsay flashing her parts? Dina's the type of mother who might install a stripper-pole in the family room. Show the girls how it's done. So, yeah: PUHLEEZE.

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Carmen Electra Pregnant?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:04:00 GMT

Sizzlin' hot Carmen Electra is...so ready to settle down and start a family! No she's not preggo yet but she's quite smitten with her new man Rob Patterson - guitarist for Korn - that she's confident that he's the one. It's been reported that she is "desperate to have his child."

Carmen, 35, said, "I have pictured myself as a mother for many years and I can't wait to fulfill that wish. I am really happy at the moment."

Electra, who has been previously married to Dennis Rodman, 46, and most recently, Dave Navarro, 40, hasn't really been known as someone who would "settle down," and although she and Rob have only been dating for about a month, she is "infatuated" with him. I'm not sure infatuation is a good basis to start a family.

The actress said they've given up their partying ways and now prefer to stay home together. Patterson said, "We never go out. We love just being together at home." Carmen is set to move in with the rocker - she's so serious about him, she's even tattooed an "R" behind her left ear as a tribute to her new lover.

A friend confided, "Rob swept her off her feet. It's really nice to see her happy after getting her heart broken."

I'm sure they'll be together a long time and have lots of babies - I mean, seriously, she got a freakin' tattoo for the dude, and that means forever. Just ask Denise Richards.

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 19:05:00 GMT

Katie Price, aka Jordan, celebrity "glamour model", is dressed as The Virgin Mary in the UK's version of OK! magazine. Her husband Peter Andre plays the role of Joseph, their newborn baby is Jesus and their two sons, Harvey and Junior are some unknown biblical figures.

Jordan shot to fame after she posed topless on Page 3 in The Sun and has had numerous flings with celebs and sports stars. Katie was reportedly going to take out her implants as a Christmas present to her husband. Not sure if she actually did but until then, Baby Jesus sure isn't going to go hungry!

Merry Christmas!

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Britney Spears Wants To Marry Sam Lufti - Refuses Pre-Nup

Karen — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Britney Spears is not heeding lawyer's advice to get a pre-nup as sources claim she wants to marry cling on Sam Lufti (didn't they elope?).

Her lawyers "begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn't seem to be listening" a source told Star Magazine.

Federline, who did sign a pre-nuptial before marrying Britney, is not happy. Federline is not comfortable having Sam near his kids, due to a bad temper that Federline has seen first hand.

"Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper," says a source. "We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he's alone with Brit."

Sam once dangerously slammed his car into another vehicle to prevent Britney from being served.

"Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She'll lose custody if she allows Sam around them, Kevin will make sure of it," the source adds.

Britney seems unfazed that this recent development may cost her Sean Preston and Jayden James for good.

"Britney is completely under Sam's spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes car of everything," the source told Star.

If this is true, I'm not surprised she doesn't care about losing the boys. She has yet to prove she wants them in the first place. This whole senario reminds me very much of Anna Nicole Smith -- not that Anna didn't care for her kids but she sure was controlled by men. Weird.

David Beckham Has A Huge...'Package'

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Ever wonder if David Beckham has a huge 'package?' Wonder no more!

MORE HOT BOD PICS AFTER THE HUMP, ER, JUMP

Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice, has set the record straight and denied that her husband was digitally enhanced for his Emporio Armani underwear ad. And, he apparently didn't shove a sock in there either. Wowza!

Posh said, "I'm proud to still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!" Okay, she ruined it for me, with "tractor exhaust pipe." That's so not sexy. A tractor? An exhaust pipe? Thanks Posh.

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Rockin' Hot Bod: Britney's Video Enhancement in 'Piece of Me'

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Britney's new video, Piece of Me, made it's TV debut last night.

PIECE OF ME VIDEO LINK AFTER THE JUMP

Brit's not looking too bad in the video but apparently she's been digitally enhanced. Surprise surprise! Anyone with an IQ of 70 and above could figure that out. We've all seen the real Spears slurping her frapps and she doesn't look anything like she does in her videos.

There was a link to show you before and after results during the videoing enhancement HERE but it's no longer working. If something changes, I'll stop the presses and post it. In the meantime, enjoy Brit's lack luster performance, digitally enhanced face and body and her superb lip syncing.

Watch Piece of Me

Photo "Before & After" from Perez Hilton