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Madonna and Lourdes Talk It Out (Video)

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 22:34:00 GMT

If there is one thing I love it's making fun of people. Luckily, I do it for a living. Life is good.

Still, I can't say I'm a fan of making fun of kids, no matter how crazy their parents are.

That being the case here is a video making fun of Madonna and her daughter Lourdes. I'm torn on this as the joke on Lourdes isn't her fault, but rather the result of grooming policies established by her mother.

On the other hand the role of Lourdes is obviously the hero in this video, so there's that.

I'm not sure who is playing Lourdes, or whether the actor is a young girl or a man. If I wasn't late for Happy Hour I'd look it up, but since people are just going to leave nasty comments regardless of how much effort I put into this post I'm going to run. $2 pints don't drink themselves.

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Rockin' The Fashion: JLo's Skinny Jeans & Heels

Sassy Smith — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:05:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez had some retail therapy on Tuesday, hitting up Roche-Bobois furniture store in West Hollywood. JLo was rockin' her skinny jeans and majorly high heels - when I say high heels, I mean high.

More pics after the jump!

Jennifer had fun ordering high-end items, including stuff for her twins, Max and Emme. I bet those babies aren't spoiled!

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JLo: I Had A Nervous Breakdown

Angelina Jolie Makes The World A Better Place

trix — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie recently took a secret trip to Afghanistan where she furthered her role as a Goodwill Ambassador. She takes her role very seriously and has taken steps to insure that the refugee children get the help they need.
Actress Angelina Jolie and a team of 25 powerful law firms are joining forces against the government's attempt to deport thousands of unaccompanied and illegal immigrant children - including hundreds from New York City. Backed by Microsoft Corp., Kids in Need of Defense will provide free legal representation to children separated from their parents. The group will open offices in New York and other several other cities... "These children often have nothing - no money, no support and no family," Jolie said in a statement. "Many end up becoming lost, traumatized, and ultimately forgotten."
"Over the past seven years, I've worked with UNHCR and I've traveled around the world trying to bring attention to refugees," she said. "It's been a remarkable education."

Jolie, who has visited dozens of war-torn countries around the world, spoke passionately on behalf of the victims she's met. "I've seen refugees return to live among the same people who attacked them," she said. "They are returning to the same lawlessness that sent them running in the first place. I've seen aid workers tear up as they put ladies on a bus and say, 'I don't know what we're sending them back to...
"I don't know if the ICC is the answer. And I don't know what type of court is, or what it would need to be to make all of us agree and make it strong enough," Jolie admitted. "But I do know this: No mother who had her children killed in front of her, no young girl sold into slavery, no boy kidnapped and forced to be a child soldier and no young girl like the 3-year-old I met in Sierra Leone, who had her limbs cut off, should be expected to simply forget. No one should have to choose between peace and justice."

Those are powerful words and we can hope that this team of lawyers can make a difference in the lives of these women and children. It will be a great thing to make sure these victims see justice.

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'Joe The Plumber' Doesn't Understand The Media

trix — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 14:01:00 GMT

Joe Wurzelbacher is mad. So mad in fact, that he is striking out at the media for jumping feet first into his personal life and finances.
"The media's worried about whether I've paid my taxes, they're worried about any number of silly things that have nothing to do with America," Wurzelbacher told the former Republican presidential hopeful on his show, "Huckabee."

What did he think was going to happen? Did he not see what happened to Sarah Palin? She was completely vetted by the gossip magazines so be prepared, it will only get worse before it gets better.

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JLo: I Had A Nervous Breakdown

Sassy Smith — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:04:00 GMT

When we think of celebrities, we often think that their lives are perfect (or close to it), but that's certainly not always the case. Jennifer Lopez opens up for the first time, about suffering a nervous breakdown seven years ago. "I was like - I don't want to move. I don't want to talk. I don't want to do anything. I had a nervous breakdown."

Jennifer spoke with The Daily Beast:

The 39-year-old actress and singer was filming the movie Enough, and it was just before she married her second husband, Cris Judd, when she "froze," and didn't want to do anything.

"There were no signs leading up to it. You really don't know what's happening at first. I was going, what's going on? It's funny what tricks your mind plays on you. I just didn't want people to think I was falling apart

"I don't get nervous. I don't get depressed. Blah, blah, blah…There was a time when I was very overworked and I was doing music and movies and so many things. I was suffering from a lack of sleep. And I did have a kind of nervous breakdown. I froze up on a set. Well, not on a set, but in my trailer. I was like, ‘I don’t want to move. I don’t want to talk. I don’t want to do anything.’ It was on that movie Enough [in 2002]. Yeah. I did. I had a nervous breakdown."

Lopez blames stress and overwork for her mental exhaustion. She refused medication and chose to rest until she felt better. She'd never been to a shrink, said she's, "not a shrinky person."

However, the new mom of twins didn't experience PPD after their birth, although people had "prepped" her for it.

"People kept prepping me for it, but it didn't happen. At the tenth day after giving birth all that chemical stuff did peak - that hormone thing - and I did cry a lot that day because I was having so much trouble moving (after her caesarean section)."

JLo also talks about Scientology - her father David has been involved in the religion for over 20 years. She previously denied being a member of the religion but said she was "bothered by people's negative attitude towards it.

"I just wish that people wouldn't judge it without knowing what it is." She said she wouldn't be opposed to her children attending a Scientology school.

What about her "diva" image?

Lopez says, "Once you have a lot of success you become a target in many ways. I just think the whole diva thing is a misreprestation of who I am. I worked really hard. I kept my focus on the right things. And still even with that they find stuff to pick on."

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Sarah Palin Wants To Be On SNL?

trix — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:27:00 GMT

Sarah Palin and the McCain staff are trying to figure out how to respond to the spot-on impersonation done by Tina Fey on SNL the last three weeks.
Do you think that she should respond at all?
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that a Palinesque tweak to Tina Fey's American Express commercials may be in the works.
Sarah Palin may also appear on NBC's "Weekend Update" as early as Thursday night.

I can't wait to see what the next SNL Palin skit will be. They have been pretty funny thus far.

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Tina Fey is Sarah Palin on SNL: VP Debate (VIDEO)

Whit Honea — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 04:41:00 GMT

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL. Yes, they did it again. Yes, it's hilarious.

Tina Fey portrays Sarah Palin in the VP debate with Joe Biden, played by Jason Sudeikis, moderated by Queen Latifah as Gwen Ifill.

Video (if pulled view here- we will replace as soon as possible):

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Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:00:00 GMT

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Sarah Palin Disney Movie: Head of Skate

Whit Honea — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:11:00 GMT

Matt Damon got it started. He said something along the lines of Sarah Palin running for vice-president was like a bad Disney movie which made me love him a little bit less because everyone knows there is no such thing as a bad Disney movie (possible exceptions include anything with The Rock or direct-to-video).

The good people at CollegeHumor thought that Damon was on to something. One thing led to another and now Head of Skate is just an Iger nod from a November release.

Here is the trailer. I feel an Oscar.

Holy high-sticking, America!

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JLo's Weird Fashion Choice (She's Wearing Knickers?)

Sassy Smith — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:07:00 GMT

What is Jennifer Lopez wearing? Are those body-shaping underpants/knicker things? If so, aren't they meant to be worn under your clothes, not as actual clothes? JLo is usually dressed to the nines but her gold shirt with the shaping half-pants and the hooker boots just aren't doing it for me.

Another pic after the jump!

The pop singer was performing in Athens with an audience of 11,000 fans. I'm sure they were there to hear her sing not to see what she was wearing. But still....odd choice of an outfit. Maybe as a new mom of twins, she doesn't have as much time to choose just the right outfit? Ya, that's it!

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Gasp! JLo Does Have A Nanny!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 11:10:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez decided a few months ago that she wanted to be a full-time mom and not have a nanny anymore, which hey, that's how most mother's do it - sans nannies. I'm not dissin' anyone with help, but JLo gave off a vibe that she wanted the world to be impressed that she could parent her own children. We assumed she could, albeit a bit diva-ish. However, she's apparently gone back to having a nanny but who can blame her? She's got twins - two babies is a lot of work! Perhaps Jennifer is just like us after all....well sort of....

Jennifer dished to PEOPLE...

Jenny from the block says of having help:

"I did it for a long time but we started using a nanny a few weeks ago, [Most days] I get up early with them. Then when the nanny comes, I can take a shower and give them their breakfast. She’s there to help me get things done."

Jen's favorite moments in the morning and evening:

“When they see you and have that big smile on their face – I live for that. And when I put them to bed at night and they melt in your arms. I give them a bottle and wind it down. I say, ‘It’s time for beddy-bye.’ I hold them and sing a little song. By the time you know it, they are asleep.”

On being a working mommy:

“It’s gonna be a learning experience. How will I do both? I try to take breaks from work. I’ll do a little work with the choreographers and then come back. I try to spend every free moment with the babies."

On her recent triathlon experience:

“The triathlon really helped get me in better shape, and snapped me back into my body. I don’t weigh myself a lot. I still have 10 lbs., or so. [But] I don’t have any problems with it. I never felt I had to get rid of it.”

About accepting her body:

“We like to eat! I think you have to love yourself and indulge when you want to, as well as be happy and just have a healthy attitude towards it. Marc loves the way I look!”

I like a chick who likes to eat.

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Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

trix — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Heavens to murgatroid, will it ever stop?

The Enquirer has done some digging and says that it came up with a video of Bristol Palin smoking pot on camera. It also had a source who like any true source would, spilled the beans regarding Levi's, cocaine buying, smoking Oxycontin off of aluminum foil, habits.

They have such great parents!

The video of Bristol is from 2 years ago when she was 15, and reportedly was giggling like crazy after taking hits. The video is also being labeled as a regular night out for Bristol and her friends.

The pictures are a couple of years old as well of girls who are supposed to be friends with Bristol. It's supposedly a picture of Bristol, but as a commenter said it doesn't look like her. More like her and Levi's friends.

They're doing the Miley Pose.

A Daily Show Addition- Rob Corddry's Wife Is Expecting

trix — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:48:00 GMT

Rob Corddry, political correspondent for the Daily Show, isn't just waiting to see the outcome of the election in November. He is expecting changes in his own house.

He and his wife are expecting their second daughter in November, and they are letting their two year old name her.

Just kidding, could you imagine what she would want to name her?

Rob said she is pretty set on either Freeka or Laurie Berkner. At least that's better than what he wanted to name her. He said that they may go with, " 'Baby the Entertainer' in case she grows up to be a black comedian."

Those comedians are so funny.

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JLo Almost Drowns During Triathlon!! (Photos)

Sassy Smith — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:08:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez completed the Malibu Triathlon with a finishing time of 3.5 hours, which is awesome right? However, it wasn't all smooth sailing, uh, well not sailing, but swimming - JLo almost didn't make it through the swim portion of the race!

More photos after the jump!

According to a source:

"Jennifer Lopez almost drowned while swimming through the Nautica Triathlon . . .The waves were to high for her as she started to submerge and was left missing for a couple of seconds until her trainer helped her out. When she reached enough depth where she could stand on her feet she gave a big smile showing relief."

Ha, I'd be panicked too - well, that is if I were to do a triathlon, which, of course will be, when pigs fly.

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JLo Finishes Triathlon In 3.5 Hours (Photos)!!!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:08:00 GMT

Months of training following the birth of her twins - Max and Emme - enabled Jennifer Lopez to partake in the Malibu Triathlon on Sunday September 14, with much success! The celebrity mom swam, biked and ran and did it all in 3.5 hours!

More photos after the jump!

After crossing the finish line, Lopez said to onlookers, "Thank you guys so much. This is an amazing day."

On JLo's recent Good Morning America appearance, the singer said, "I was beached like a whale. I was watching TV, and I saw a triathlon and I said, 'You know what? I think I could do that, that would be great for me to do. Maybe I'll do it this year.'"

And I guess she did! Congrats!

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Did Bristol and Levi Have A Shot Gun Wedding?

trix — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Bristol and Levi may have tied the knot recently. That is, according to a Facebook page that has Bristol's name and picture on it. The couple got hitched and she, like any forward thinking woman may or may not do, hyphenated his name.

Do you really think that she would have used that picture, out of all pictures available? I'm thinking no. I think that the couple will be getting married soon but that it will be a minute or two before they do. Sarah Palin has a lot going on and needs to get a couple things done and over with before she can give her attention fully to being the interferring mother of the bride.

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JLo Does Elle - Talks Fashion & Motherhood

Sassy Smith — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:34:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez is definitely a multi-tasker. Even while pregnant with twins, she worked, toured, acted, and designed. And she hasn't slowed down now that the babies, Max and Emme, are here. JLo is on the cover of Elle's September issue, and dishes on fashion, love,and family.

More photos after the jump!

J.Lo on Dolce and Gabbana:

“My babies! I love them, I love them, I love them.”

J.Lo on Donatella Versace:

“We’ve always had a very sweet relationship. I really got to know her more after her brother had died.”

J.Lo on Georgina Chapman:

“She could be a model—but meanwhile she’s down there pinning and sewing all these things all over you!”

J.Lo on shooting in Washington Heights with Oscar de la Renta:

“We were in the hoody! All kinds of locals hanging around, eating out of paper bags, thinking, what’s going on here? It was crazy.”

J.Lo on being pregnant and commissioning a book of photos of herself for Marc two weeks before giving birth:

“I was like, How am I going to rock this moment of my life?… I felt very womanly. Marc was in a dream. He loved it.”

J.Lo on not being able to get pregnant right away:

“We knew nothing was wrong with either one of us—I had been checked, and he had kids already. I knew Something’s not ready here, in my head or in my life, and when it is, I know it’s going to happen.”

J.Lo on first realizing she was pregnant:

“I was sitting down doing hair and makeup and I felt a flutter. The weirdest little…flourish. My makeup artist said ‘What’s the matter?’ I didn’t say anything, but in my head, I was like, I have life inside me!”

J.Lo on her pregnancy:

“We came off tour and I said ‘I did the superwoman thing, I finished the tour—now I need you to take care of me. I love doing things for you; if I’m not cooking, then I’m picking out a shirt. But this is the first time in my life where I’m just going to be a little bit selfish. I don’t know if I’m going to have kids again, so I want it to be a beautiful experience. I don’t want to have any drama. I want to just be smiling every day.’”

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More Trouble For Sarah Palin- Photos!!!

trix — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:24:00 GMT

Oh dear, when is it all going to end.? Bristol Palin is starting to look like she's going to be the bane of her mothers existence, or at least her campaign for VP.

Some new pictures have surfaced of Bristol who is only 17 partaking in, oh my don't say it, underage drinking. She's actually not drinking in the photos, but posing with alcohol bottles. The beer is open though, so who's to say whether she was or wasn't drinking it. There are also some shots of her with guns and Levi Johnston, the father of her unborn child. That is if she's even really pregnant.

Now, in Alaska a child can consume alcohol if it is given to her by her parents so...just saying...

I'll be honest my parents allowed my sister and I to taste their adult beverages, but to let us consume whole ones by ourselves, not so much.

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Exclusive Video - JLo, Marc & Twins!!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:02:00 GMT

JLo and husband Marc welcomed twins a few months ago - Max and Emme - and we've been lucky enough to see photos of the babies. Now, even more exciting, is an 'exclusive home video' of the couple and the twins. So heartwarming to see them in their home, interacting with the little ones. JLo seems like such a hands-on mom.....

Video after the jump!!

In case you were wondering (I'm sure you knew), it's a spoof - but a pretty funny one I think (and the chick playing JLo - did a perfect job!) Thank you to my BFF for showing this to me last week.

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Pharrell Made Madonna Spit Snot...Or Something

Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Big baby Madonna wasn't 'getting it' when Hard Candy producer Pharrell Williams told her to sing in a certain rhythm so she lost her shit and bawled. Heh. I wonder what she does when Lourdes doesn't bring her morning seaweed coolie with sprouts?

"Pharrell made me cry. You know when you get angry with someone and you're spitting snot. I was in a sensitive mood in the studio and I didn't understand the rhythm he wanted me to sing in, and he was giving me a hard time. I was taken back by how he was talking to me."

Rather than walk away, the pair decided to clear the air, and patch things up - and they are now firm friends.

She adds, "We went upstairs and I said, 'You can't talk to me like that,' and burst into tears. And he said, 'Oh my God, Madonna has a heart.' We had it out and now I love him and we make great music together."

Wow. I didn't even know she still had tear ducts. I wonder if her tears are silicone or soylent green.

Lourdes Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:07:00 GMT

People are divided on who, exactly, 11-year-old Lourdes Ciccone looks like - her mother Madonna or her father Carlos Leon? Now, according to some, there seems to be a noticable resemblance between Lourdes and a young, 16-year-old Angelina Jolie. What do you think?

Pic after the jump

Piercing eyes and pouting lips - I see a slight glimmer of "alikeness" in Lourdes and the teenage version of Jolie, but personally I see a lot of Madonna in her daughter, however I think the celebrity pre-teen looks the most like her handsome daddy.

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes, was again spotted with her dad Carlos Leon. I love her high-tops!

More pics after the jump

She and her dad were leaving NYC's Kabbalah Center after Saturday's service. Madonna was seen leaving shortly after they did.

Such a nice looking father and daughter.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:10:00 GMT

Is daughter Lourdes taking up Kabbalah like mama Madonna?

Couple more pics after the jump!

The mother-daughter duo were spotted arriving at New York City's Kabbalah Center with Madonna's friend Debbie Mazur on Friday.

I guess it's Kabbalah for Lourdes too!

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:07:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes spent some time with her father, Carlos Leon, 41.

More photos after the jump!

The father-daughter duo were spotted walking through New York City's Upper West Side earlier this week.

Good looking pair!

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Mommy Can You Wear Normal Clothes Please?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Do you often embarrass your child with your choice of attire? Well, Madonna is just like us (sorta?) and does that very thing - embarrasses her kid. Daughter Lourdes sometimes doesn't like mom's clothing!

Madge sometimes wears comfort clothes - such as workout suits, sweats, and trackpants, but her 11-year-old Lourdes, often tells her that these clothes embarrass her. The pop icon says that she's aware that she dresses in a way that makes Lourdes uncomfortable, saying that she will ask if Madonna could "use normal clothes," but Mama Madonna won't change her style and be more "traditional" for her child.

Come on, Madonna is a normal mom right? I mean she vacuums in high heeled ~~streetwalker~~ boots - and that's how most of us do our housework. As a matter of fact, I've got my thigh-highs on right now as I'm writing this and then I'm going to get up and scrub the toilet. Who said being a SAHM isn't glamorous?

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