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Katie Holmes Tells Tom Cruise Where to Put It

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:35:00 GMT

It's no secret that Tom Cruise has long been pressuring wife Katie Holmes to have another baby and give their little Suri a sibling. And by 'pressuring' I mean stripping down naked and saying things to her like, "Now be a good Scientologist and take my seed!" Not that I know any of this first-hand. I'm just ~~fantasizing~~ speculating.

But according to a source close to the couple, Katie is not eager to get pregnant again. “Katie loves Tom, but she needs breathing room,” the source said. “Right now, Katie is more interested in pursuing interesting acting roles than being pregnant.”

But take heart, Tom - Katie hasn't ruled out babymaking altogether.

“(Katie) wants to have another child with him,” the source added. “Just not right now."

Okay, Tom - you can put your clothes back on now.

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Hancock Premiere: Marisol Nichols Has Super Pregnant Powers

Whit Honea — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:12:00 GMT

Marisol Nichols may have to work on some anger issues. She totally destroyed this street in Hollywood.

Oh, wait, no reason to fear for her husband, they're just props.

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Madonna Compares Tom Cruise To Malawi Orphans

HerBadMother — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:09:00 GMT

And, no, it wasn't because of his height, which would probably be the only obvious point of comparison, but whatever. Madonna thinks that Tom is like the orphans because he, like the Malawi orphans, gets a quote-unquote raw deal.

She told New York magazine: "I think he gets a raw deal, just as I think the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal."

Riiiight. You know, because he has to deal with all that criticism about being a multi-gazillionaire Scientologist and all. Which is exactly like being an orphan in a famine-ravaged country.

It would be funny if it weren't so stupid and offensive.

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Katie Holmes: The Face Behind the Mask

Whit Honea — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:11:00 GMT

I've been waiting for this one. I knew it was coming, how could it not? Sooner or later our Katie was bound to crack.

She's been under a lot of pressure, what with the brainwashing and the constant baby rumors. That sort of thing can take its toll on a person. I just wish that there was some sort of medication that might help her, but alas, all of that psycho-babble is just crap and placebos- ask Brooke Shields.

Just let it out, Katie. We understand.

Photo: Celebutopia

Spying on the Neighbors: 2-8-08

Whit Honea — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:08:00 GMT

Oh, that grass is greener.

Brooke Shields and Kim Raver. (Celebrity Moms)

Uma Thurman shall meet her stalker. (Expo Say)

Sushi with Cindy and family. (Babyrazzi)

Posh and the guards. (Jezebel)

Apocalypse Postponed to 2012. (Scanner)

Kimora Lee Simmons, Scientologists? (ASL)

Kate Hudson works the cute. (Gabbly Babble)

Holiday Greetings from Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Suri and Two Other People

Whit Honea — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:02:00 GMT

Us Weekly released a copy of the TomKat holiday card. Yes, Scientologists celebrate holidays. I think adding the two mystery kids to the card is a nice touch.

Will Smith NOT a Scientologist

Whit Honea — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:29:00 GMT

Will Smith, he is legend. He is not, however, a Scientologist. For some reason everyone assumed that his mutual man-love with Tom Cruise was going to suck him into space, but that hasn't happened.

Smith, whose wife Jada Pinkett Smith is apparently moving forward in her dance with Xenu, says that he doesn't really believe in organized religion.

"I love my God, my higher power, but it is mine and mine alone, and I create my connection, and I decide how my connection is going to be. I believe that my connection to my higher power is separate from everybody's.

"I don't believe Muslims have all the answers and all the beliefs. I don't believe Christians have all the answers and beliefs, or that Jews have all the answers."

You know who has all the answers? Yoda. That dude knew everything.

Photo: godschildtoday

Suri Cruise Does Not Have Typical Parents

Karen — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:34:00 GMT

Suri Cruise, cute as a button, is the cover girl for this week's US Weekly. Inside, the secrets of Scientology parenting are revealed:

- Suri was never fed breastmilk or formula, she was given a mixture of barley water, corn syrup and milk, as advocated by L. Ron Hubbard.

- Suri is too young to take classes at the Scientology Center, but is constantly surrounded by believers, including nannies. “Tom doesn’t like associating with people who aren’t Scientologists,” says an insider.

- Instead of scolding or time outs, Suri is told that negative behaviour is the "wrong action."

- Tom and Katie are very lenient and don't impose many rules on Suri. They try to please her.

The article closes calling Tom and Katie "typical parents." Typical for what? Living under rainbows and eating sunshine sandwiches?

Truthfully, I think Suri is very well cared for and it's no secret that her parents love her very much, and who are we to judge about the differences in parenting here? The only thing I find issue with is the diet as a baby. Yikes. Breast is best, Katie.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Contents of Stomach to Follow

Whit Honea — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:07:00 GMT

Yes, this is a photo from the same story where I said Katie Holmes looks like my mom (it's the hair and the pants), which is probably one reason that this latest bit of info (TMI)- that Tom Cruise and his lovely wife want to do a hot and steamy pictorial, ala the Beckham's nasty little romp, is grossing me out. It's one reason, but not the only one.

First, the formalities, Suri is still adorable in her Burberry dress and muddy shoes. Don't you forget it.

Now, the part you paid for: FAN FICTION!

The grass was green and wet. The trees were rigid and strong. The air was unforgiving. Katie lowered her head and Tom posed, he had things to say and he needed to look manly saying them.

"Turn away Suri," he started. She didn't need to be a part of this conversation.

"I've been looking at those photos of David," he said to Katie.

"And Victoria? They're both in the pictures."

"Yeah, those are pretty darn hot."

"I didn't know you read W," she seemed surprised.

"W? What the hell is that? I saw them on FameCrawler. Anyway, I've been thinking. I should do something like that."

"Don't you mean we?"

"What? Oh, yeah. Yes, of course. Something steamy and hot, like a shower shot."

"Are you sure this is what you want to do?" she seemed hestitant.

"Yes. It will be good for me."

"Don't you mean..."

"Yes, I know. It will good for Xenu too."

She was quiet now, and she looked at her shoes, wishing they were as muddy as her daughter's. His hand found her chin.

He smiled. His pose was perfect.

Source: TomKatCrazy

Photo: Pacific Coast News for use on FameCrawler

Fan Fiction: Rizkee Bizness

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Little Suri Being Pulled to the Mothership

Whit Honea — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:03:00 GMT

Let's see, where to start? Suri? Adorable. Katie? If she wasn't standing next to Tom Cruise I would bet an easy buck that it was actually my mom in the picture. Really. In fact I'm going to call her later, just to make sure she wasn't in Berlin.

Tom Cruise, playfully tugging his daughter through the mud? This is how it starts.

"Come on," I imagine him to say. "Xenu won't bite."

"Noooooooo!!!" Suri would reply. "I don't want to go on the Mothership."

Is Suri talking yet? 'Mothership' might be too big of a word. How about 'rocket' instead?

"Noooooooo!!!" Suri would reply. "I don't want to go on the rocket."

Now, here's where it matters if it's Katie Holmes or my mom standing there. If it's Katie it might play like this:

"Honey, it's okay, there's not really anything in there. Just smile for Daddy."

Whereas my mom would say, "Quit your freakin' bellyaching and get your damn ass on the crazy man's helicopter."

Either way, her cute little shows are getting muddy.

Photo: Celebs and Bubs

Tom Cruise Doesn't Care About Schmidt

Whit Honea — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 16:18:00 GMT

David Hans Schmidt is slime. Big time. He, and it is now rumored that he didn't act alone, tried to run a little extortion by our favorite alien, Mr. Tom Cruise. Apparently, the idiot got his hands on the photos of the Cruise-Holmes Italian wedding and wanted over one million dollars in exchange. No word on whether he did the Dr. Evil pinky thing when he made the demand.

It would seem that Schmidt was not familiar with a little something the kids call the F.B.I., which arrested him on $100,000 bond.

What in the world could he have been thinking? Unless Xenu was the bridesmaid or the ceremony was straight out of Eyes Wide Shut, I can't imagine the photos were any more exciting that Miss New Jersey getting her drink on.

Odelay! Beck Has Two Turntables and Two Kids!

Whit Honea — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Beck Hansen, sporting his devil's haircut, and his wife, Marissa, have had a second child. No details have been released. The couple already have a son named Cosimo. Of course they do.

Beck has always claimed that he's a loser, but I don't know, sure he's crazy, in a Scientology sort of way, but when it comes to putting out great music and awesome shows, the guy is a winner. He also claims that in the age of chimpanzees he was a monkey. I can't comment on that.

Jenna Elfman Walks the Line

Whit Honea — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 16:22:00 GMT

Jenna Elfman must know that are only two reasons to wear black in the summertime. You're Johnny Cash, or you're fat. Pregnant counts. The stripes are also quite slimming. Good coutureflage Jenna, now no one can tell that you have that embarrassing baby bump.