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Kate Moss Nude!

Whit Honea — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Kate Moss nude? What else is new? Still, if you must look at Kate Moss she may as well be naked. I mean that in the respectful and artsy way becoming a professional and a mother of course, not the I love naked crazy models way (which I do).

Our sister site Scanner ran a piece on Kate Moss and her interview in Interview Magazine. Oddly enough, the pictures are also from Interview and not Picture Magazine. Go figure.

We're not allowed to show you the pictures because there are things there that some might find offensive, like nipples (GASP!) and buttocks (MY EYES! MY EYES!), but Scanner will show you. That's what sisters are for.

Kate Moss Isn't Anorexic, She Just Forgets To Eat

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Spying on the Neighbors: 6-20-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:54:00 GMT

Hey, if the camp's a'rockin' don't go a'knockin'.

Are these celebrity moms or hookers? (Scanner)

The Lowes (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Denise Richards and girls are all smiles (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Katie Holmes beats Super Mario (Binkywood)

Brad Pitt and Ed Norton love ~~fighting~~ Radiohead (Expo Say)

Heidi Klum in NYC (Gossip Girls)

SJP and Matthew raising a smoker (Perez Hilton)

Spying on the Neighbors: 6-9-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:35:00 GMT

It looks hot out there.

David Alan Grier and his new baby (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Liam spends his last day alone (Perez Hilton)

Father and son politics (Scanner)

Burger King saved Robert Downey, Jr.'s life (dlisted)

Gavin can't work with Gwen (Hollyscoop)

Pharrell Made Madonna Spit Snot...Or Something

Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Big baby Madonna wasn't 'getting it' when Hard Candy producer Pharrell Williams told her to sing in a certain rhythm so she lost her shit and bawled. Heh. I wonder what she does when Lourdes doesn't bring her morning seaweed coolie with sprouts?

"Pharrell made me cry. You know when you get angry with someone and you're spitting snot. I was in a sensitive mood in the studio and I didn't understand the rhythm he wanted me to sing in, and he was giving me a hard time. I was taken back by how he was talking to me."

Rather than walk away, the pair decided to clear the air, and patch things up - and they are now firm friends.

She adds, "We went upstairs and I said, 'You can't talk to me like that,' and burst into tears. And he said, 'Oh my God, Madonna has a heart.' We had it out and now I love him and we make great music together."

Wow. I didn't even know she still had tear ducts. I wonder if her tears are silicone or soylent green.

Lourdes Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:07:00 GMT

People are divided on who, exactly, 11-year-old Lourdes Ciccone looks like - her mother Madonna or her father Carlos Leon? Now, according to some, there seems to be a noticable resemblance between Lourdes and a young, 16-year-old Angelina Jolie. What do you think?

Pic after the jump

Piercing eyes and pouting lips - I see a slight glimmer of "alikeness" in Lourdes and the teenage version of Jolie, but personally I see a lot of Madonna in her daughter, however I think the celebrity pre-teen looks the most like her handsome daddy.

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More Lourdes & Her Dad Photos

Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes, was again spotted with her dad Carlos Leon. I love her high-tops!

More pics after the jump

She and her dad were leaving NYC's Kabbalah Center after Saturday's service. Madonna was seen leaving shortly after they did.

Such a nice looking father and daughter.

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Kabbalah Time - Madonna & Lourdes

Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:10:00 GMT

Is daughter Lourdes taking up Kabbalah like mama Madonna?

Couple more pics after the jump!

The mother-daughter duo were spotted arriving at New York City's Kabbalah Center with Madonna's friend Debbie Mazur on Friday.

I guess it's Kabbalah for Lourdes too!

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Lourdes & Her Good Looking Daddy

Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:07:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes spent some time with her father, Carlos Leon, 41.

More photos after the jump!

The father-daughter duo were spotted walking through New York City's Upper West Side earlier this week.

Good looking pair!

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Mommy Can You Wear Normal Clothes Please?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Do you often embarrass your child with your choice of attire? Well, Madonna is just like us (sorta?) and does that very thing - embarrasses her kid. Daughter Lourdes sometimes doesn't like mom's clothing!

Madge sometimes wears comfort clothes - such as workout suits, sweats, and trackpants, but her 11-year-old Lourdes, often tells her that these clothes embarrass her. The pop icon says that she's aware that she dresses in a way that makes Lourdes uncomfortable, saying that she will ask if Madonna could "use normal clothes," but Mama Madonna won't change her style and be more "traditional" for her child.

Come on, Madonna is a normal mom right? I mean she vacuums in high heeled ~~streetwalker~~ boots - and that's how most of us do our housework. As a matter of fact, I've got my thigh-highs on right now as I'm writing this and then I'm going to get up and scrub the toilet. Who said being a SAHM isn't glamorous?

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Madonna Selling Out Her Own Daughter?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:13:00 GMT

Is Madonna selling out her own child? I think she just might be - unknowingly.

Madonna has an 11-year-old daughter - Lourdes. And not too long ago, several website bloggers poked fun of Lourdes and her "evident facial hair." Perez Hilton was one of them, being particularly cruel, and at least one of his posts was taken down - although no one is sure why. So it seems interesting that Madge would send Perez a personal video message, I guess trying to say relevant, and, oh to make sure there's lots of publicity for her new album Hard Candy - nevermind the fact that your child was the butt of cruel remarks by Perez himself. Hey celebrities are fair game, their kids are not. Before you get all up in my grill, I've never made fun of any celeb kids - I did say once that Celine Dion's son has long hair, so long that it makes him look like a girl. My youngest son has super long hair and he too, can be mistaken for a girl sometimes. That wasn't mean - just a reality. I digress....

There is still at least one post about Lourdes on Perez and it's captioned, "If You Are Easily Offended," and after you click the link, it shows an airbrushed photo of Lourdes with hair removed from her upper lip and between her brows, saying, "If she celebrated Christmas, our gift to Madonna's gorgeous daughter, Lourdes, would be a visit to the waxer. Here's what she'd look like without the unibrow and lip hair!" Slip in the "gorgeous" part before you insult her, nice. Uh, she's 11 - a child - and most children don't go get "waxed." Perhaps Perez doesn't know that since he's not a parent - he just has a dog.

To be fair to Madonna, I doubt she reads Perez (although his inflated ego probably thinks she does), so she most likely doesn't know he insulted her kid. However, doesn't the Material Girl have people? People that would know that? Or maybe she doesn't care? She seems like a protective mama bear, so why kiss up to some blogger who said your kid is hairy and needs major hair removal?

Madonna reportedly fired a groundskeeper for invading her daughter's room, "Madonna once terminated one of her house groundskeepers immediately after she found out that he allowed someone to take photos of Lourdes' room."

I'm guessing if Madonna actually knew what Perez wrote about Lourdes, she wouldn't have made a video to him personally, full of sexual innuendo, with the talk of getting down on all fours and balls. She instead, might have made a video that said, "F**k you Perez." Now that would be enjoyable.

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Whit Honea — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:10:00 GMT

I know, Madonna has every right to explore and exploit her sexuality. I've got no problem with that. Of course, I've been over anything she had to offer for the better part of a decade, but that's okay. She only has her eyes on one man, and it's not Guy, aka, Cookie Monster.

No, she wants to talk dirty to Perez Hilton. Hey, Madonna, you kiss your kids with that saucy mouth? I'm sure they'll be thrilled to see this video all over the internet.

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I think Miley Cyrus makes a better Madonna video.

Sex, Diets, and Cookie Monster: What Are Three Things in Madonna's Bedroom?

Whit Honea — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:29:00 GMT

It's bittersweet, really. Guy Ritchie did it all for the cookie, and in turn the cookies took their toll(house). You see, Mr. Madonna (most whipped man in showbiz!) has been on something called "The Cookie Diet." Here's what I stole from our sister site Scanner:

Followers of the diet, including singer Kelly Clarkson and Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson, eat 800 calories a day for three weeks.
Madonna told an American radio station yesterday: "My husband went on that Cookie Diet and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex. He's not on it at the moment, thank God.

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson among the chronically weight-challenged, at least by crazy Hollywood standards? I don't know that their following a diet is the most ringing endorsement for it. And what is Seacrest's role in all of this?

I can't believe Madonna would let Guy go on a cookie diet. Everyone knows she's more of a hard candy kind of girl.

Personally, not sleeping with Madonna is probably the easy part about this diet, the hard part is justifying daddy's "diet" to the kids. They won't buy that crap for a second.

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Is Larry Birkhead, Like, Totally Gay?

HerBadMother — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:53:00 GMT

Perez Hilton thinks so. He's reporting that Anna Nicole Smith's former bodyguard has more or less confirmed it in an interview with Access Hollywood:

According to Big Moe, Anna told him that due to Birkhead's "lifestyle" there would be no strings attached. "What's his lifestyle?" Access Hollywod's reporter asked. "Well, she told me that, you know, he was a homosexual," Big Moe said. "She knew deep down that he didn't want to be with her."

I'd chalk this up to wishful thinking on Perez's part, but hey - he got the story from Access Hollywood, so.

Either way, who cares? He's not really a catch for either sex. Well, maybe for Perez (oooh, snap!)

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Larry's Love Note To Anna Nicole

HerBadMother — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:54:00 GMT

Larry Birkhead has posted a memorial - with a little message from him and Dannielynn - to Anna Nicole over at his website. It's basically a sweet little personal message and, um, the picture shown above.

I don't know. I mean, it's sweet and all to memorialize your dead former lover and mother of your child, but that picture? Just a tad creepy as a death memorial, and all the more so with a toddler's name signed to it.

I mean, couldn't he find a pic that was a little less drugged-up-Playboy-centerfold, and a little bit more, I don't know, wakeful mother?

I know; it's the height (depth) of crass meanness to criticize someone's memorial, but still. I'm a bit creeped out by it. Can't help it. Sorry.

RIP, Anna. RIP.

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Anna Nicole Smith: One Year After Her Death

Sassy Smith — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Anna Nicole Smith died one year ago today - and yet, she's still in the headlines, still thought of, obviously by her friends and family, but the general public too.

She was a larger than life icon at times, but was often thought of as being "famous for being famous." She modeled, posed for Playboy, did a few movies, some television shows, was featured in a few music videos, had her own reality TV program, married some really, really old billionaire, was sometimes a trainwreck in the things that she did, battled her weight in the public eye and yet, she still managed to endear people to her.

Perhaps she was a bit misguided at times, sometimes came off like a bit of a nut, but I will say, she was a woman who loved her children dearly. She was predeceased by her son Daniel, who passed away in her hospital room in September of 2006 - just three days after his baby sister, Dannielynn was born.

Most say that Anna Nicole died the day that her son died, or at least her will to really live. She began (or continued) to self medicate and died of "combined drug intoxication."

She left behind her sweet baby Dannielynn, who's father is Larry Birkhead. I hope that Mr. Birkhead gets his act together and stops exploiting his little girl. She will most likely have to endure the public eye when she's grown just because of who her parents are, particularly her mother, so why not let her have a few years without Entertainment Tonight following her?

Rest in peace, Anna, rest in peace.

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Isabella Rossellini Likes It Buggy Style

Whit Honea — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:40:00 GMT

Isabella Rossellini has created and starred in a collection of short films depicting insects having sex. According to our ~~incest~~ insect-loving sister site Scanner, "Green Porno explores the sexual acts of insects, that if performed by humans, would be considered taboo." You know, like screwing big fake flies.

Oddly enough, this study makes me feel a little better. I don't know how many times I've heard women say that I bug them, and more often than not they call me a pest. Must be the pheromones- and the fact that I'm all hands.

Edwards: Another One Bites the Dust

Whit Honea — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:20:00 GMT

Well, it's almost Febuary, time for presidential candidates to start dropping like flies. The latest beauty school drop-out is John Edwards. According to our kissing cousins over at Scanner he was to make the announcement today in New Orleans.

I assume that he did. I've been watching LOST (I'm midway through Season 3) and drinking in the daytime so I may have missed it.

My dream is to see John Edwards again shortly, perhaps draped on the right arm of one Barack Obama. That's a ticket I'd punch. Wait, that sounds like I'm making some sort of sexual euphemism. I'm saying I'd vote for them. I'm not "punching any tickets."

Photo: Spencer Platt/Getty Images (via Scanner)