FameCrawler : sarah larson

Surprise! George Clooney's A Dad!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:35:00 GMT

George Clooney is one hot pop. At least according to patrons of swank Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor. The boutique polled their customers and asked who they thought was the hottest dad or dad-to-be in Hollywood, and childless Clooney was inexplicably on the list.

Dad-to-be Matthew McConaughey took first place (must be that smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom chest of his) and Ashton Kutcher came in second. Clooney came in third with an impressive 836 votes.

Maybe there's something George isn't telling us, or maybe those votes were cast by 836 friends of Sarah Larson who are trying to send the "Michael Clayton" actor a message.

Then again, could be that George just used the phrase, 'Come to Daddy' a little too often around town.

Sarah Larson's Biological Clock Ticked Too Loudly For George Clooney?

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The Best of FameCrawler: Week of June 13th

Whit Honea — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Jude Law Gets It

Jessica Alba Gives Birth!!

A Sad Time in the Marson Family

George Clooney and Sarah Larson: Boobs, Not Babies Blamed For Breakup

READER POLL: Strangest Celebrity Baby Names

Heather Locklear: Drunk, Sloppy and Busting Out The Inner Gangsta

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Freakin' Insane

Lionel Richie: I Survived Nicole

Psstt - Angelina Jolie Has A Secret!

Michelle Duggar Should Write a Book on Pregnancy

George Clooney and Sarah Larson: Boobs, Not Babies Blamed For Breakup

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:05:00 GMT

George Clooney likes small boobs. Which, contrary to what the restraining order says, means he could love me after all. Reports are saying that Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson split not because her biological clock was too loud, but because her boobs were too big. Yes, I've heard guys really hate that.

The actor apparently dumped the ex-cocktail waitress after she ignored his advice and went ahead and had her breasts surgically enhanced.

"George really didn't want her to get the boob job," a source tells In Touch Weekly. "Although she asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed."

I guess it was the changing of bandages and not the changing of diapers that scared George off.

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Best of FameCrawler: Week of June 6th

Whit Honea — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Green Our Vaccines: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy Get Political

Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller Wedding Pictures

Demi Moore - Pregnant Bloat or Bad Dress?

Nicole Richie, Making Babies Appear Older

A Denise Richards F*@king Moment

Angelina's Twins Will Arrive Early

Angelina Vanity Fair Photos Will Leave. You. Breathless.

Sarah Larson's Biological Clock Ticked Too Loudly For George Clooney?

Denise Wants to Play Nice?

Remember Violet and Jennifer?

Trista & Ryan & Those Pesky Divorce Rumors!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:38:00 GMT

How many times have we watched a Bachelor (or Bachelorette) show, see the couple get together, make promises of love, marriage, perhaps talk about children later on and then poof, it's just over? I suppose the reality of reality TV is not, uh, real? That's my guess. Once the camera's are off, the lights go down and the whirlwind of dates are over, there's no chance for a reality show couple to make it - or is there?

Well butter my butt and call me Judy! There is one marriage that's come out of reality TV and a baby too, and there's no truth to the divorce rumors for Trista and her firefighter hunk, Ryan.

Trista tells MomLogic.com, "There is no validity to the rumors on the internet insinuating that Ryan and I are divorcing. We are perfectly, 100% happy, and divorce has never been a topic of conversation and never will be."

That's what I like to hear, a woman who is sure of herself! And damn those pesky internet rumors.

Trista and Ryan have a 'cute as a button' son Maxwell, born last July. He looks just like his daddy. Nice to see a "Hollywood-ish" couple staying together.

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Gwyneth Paltrow's Traumatic Experience

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Get Real: Is There A Trista And Ryan Sutter Divorce Ahead?

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:52:00 GMT

Just as word was getting out about Trista and Ryan Sutter's new reality show, comes rumor that the two are about to divorce.

The couple, who met on the reality TV show The Bachelorette, wed in 2003 and have a son Maxwell, 10 months.Trista recently revealed that they were trying to have another child. “It took us two years to get pregnant with Max,” she said. “It’s okay if it takes us that long again, but we’d rather have them closer in age. We’ll see!”

Doesn't sound like a couple headed for splitsville, but then again I already bought George Clooney and Sarah Larson a wedding gift.

The Sutter's reality show, which is reportedly being developed with Martha Stewart, is still in the planning stages.“The details are still being hashed out, but it has to do with fixing up houses,” Life and Style magazine reports.

If things don't work out with Martha I'm sure E! is already working on a reality show built around Ryan and Trista's custody battle for little Mawell.

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:05:00 GMT

If you're like me, you've been unable to sleep at night wondering why George Clooney dumped Sarah Larson. While we may never know (do you know how hard it is to hack into George Clooney's Blackberry?) I have a theory.

Shortly after Larson moved into Clooney's Hollywood Hills home earlier this year, Larson reportedly told friends that she wanted to have children soon because her "biological clock was ticking."

“Sarah feels her biological clock is ticking and wants to get pregnant by the time she’s 30,” the source said at the time.

So Sarah wanted a baby before 30. And how old is she now? 29. Case closed.

Katie Holmes Shipped Off to Crazy Camp

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:52:00 GMT

Star magazine is reporting that Tom Cruise banished his wife to a Scientology "boot camp." Seriously. Banishment! She was sent there by Cruise due to her radical desire to think for herself. Who the hell does she think she is?

Katie had big plans to go to NYC and star on Broadway and Tommy was not happy about it. Hence, a trip to Hemet, CA, which is just north of the greater San Diego area, for a little cleansing and/or brainwashing. Isn't love magical?

What is it about Oprah that takes the crazy up a level in Tom? He must be channeling all of his repressed couch-jumping urges into his foil hat.

Source: Hot Momma Gossip

Helena Christensen and Her Tall Mingus

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:07:00 GMT

Supermodel/mom Helena Christensen and her son Mingus Reedus grabbed some juice in NYC. Guess how old Mingus is.

Mingus is only 7. Supermodel genes are awesome.

Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop

Future Mother Of George Clooney's Children Skanks It Up

HerBadMother — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:29:00 GMT

I was all stoked about the fact that George Clooney was reportedly talkin' 'bout havin' babies with current girlfriend and latter-day Cinderella figure Sarah Larson. I mean, such an awesome story: humble but gorgeous waitress charms megatastically gorgeous bachelor movie star and makes megatastically gorgeous babies! A little counter-feminist, but still. Good story.

But all good stories have a dark side, and this one's seems to be sweet Sarah's grotty party history, which appears to feature an inordinate number of lap dances. Star Magazine got its grubby, gossipy hands on some pictures of Sarah slutting it up in Vegas last year, and has found some sources that are saying that Sarah's past work as a "model" was a little less of the Kate Moss variety of modelling and more along the lines of the Katie Price model.

A friend said, "She's even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her modeling career consisted mostly of being paid by promoters for clubs, magazines and radio stations to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends!"

Which, nice, but haven't we all (*cough*) done some things in our party pasts that we wouldn't necessarily want our children to know about? Granted, her past is just, like, a year ago, and the possible father of her future children is maybe a little more sensitive to bad press, but still. It's not like she slept with the Governor of New York.

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George Clooney Thinks Angelina Jolie Has Gas

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:35:00 GMT

She's certainly giving them something to talk about. Angelina Jolie missed the Oscars Sunday night but that didn't stop Jon Stewart, and now George Clooney from weighing in on her recently debuted baby bump.

"Either [she's pregnant or] it's a tremendous amount of gas which is just not likely."

We'll pass that on, George. No pun intended.

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