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From The There Is A God Files: Patrick Dempsey Likes A Good Spanking

HerBadMother — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:22:00 GMT

You heard me right.

Patrick Dempsey. Likes. Spanking.

That's right. Likes to get his bottom paddled. His tushy tapped. His ass whacked. That is, he says, one of the ways that he and his wife keep things spicy while parenting three children. A little light S&M - and the occasional nice dinner out - is, apparently, all it takes to keep their love life hot.

Which, duh. He's Patrick Dempsey. He could be into toenail clipping for kicks and that'd be hot. But spanking? My Grey's Anatomy fantasies just got a lot more interesting.

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Pharrell Made Madonna Spit Snot...Or Something

Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Big baby Madonna wasn't 'getting it' when Hard Candy producer Pharrell Williams told her to sing in a certain rhythm so she lost her shit and bawled. Heh. I wonder what she does when Lourdes doesn't bring her morning seaweed coolie with sprouts?

"Pharrell made me cry. You know when you get angry with someone and you're spitting snot. I was in a sensitive mood in the studio and I didn't understand the rhythm he wanted me to sing in, and he was giving me a hard time. I was taken back by how he was talking to me."

Rather than walk away, the pair decided to clear the air, and patch things up - and they are now firm friends.

She adds, "We went upstairs and I said, 'You can't talk to me like that,' and burst into tears. And he said, 'Oh my God, Madonna has a heart.' We had it out and now I love him and we make great music together."

Wow. I didn't even know she still had tear ducts. I wonder if her tears are silicone or soylent green.

Madonna's French Kiss: Madge Gone Wild

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Madonna kissed one of her female dancers during a recent show in Paris. Yes, it was a 'French kiss,' when in Rome and all that.

To be honest, I can't say that I give a crap, but the AP has decided to run with it so I'll play along.

Is this sending a mixed message to Madonna's children, her husband, or the adoption board(s)? Should she act her age and not her cup size?

By the way, this is the kind of stuff Madonna's family does while she dry humps the guitar player. Different worlds, Madge, different worlds.

Photo: AP Photo/Jacques Brinon

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Lourdes Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie?

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:07:00 GMT

People are divided on who, exactly, 11-year-old Lourdes Ciccone looks like - her mother Madonna or her father Carlos Leon? Now, according to some, there seems to be a noticable resemblance between Lourdes and a young, 16-year-old Angelina Jolie. What do you think?

Pic after the jump

Piercing eyes and pouting lips - I see a slight glimmer of "alikeness" in Lourdes and the teenage version of Jolie, but personally I see a lot of Madonna in her daughter, however I think the celebrity pre-teen looks the most like her handsome daddy.

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:05:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes, was again spotted with her dad Carlos Leon. I love her high-tops!

More pics after the jump

She and her dad were leaving NYC's Kabbalah Center after Saturday's service. Madonna was seen leaving shortly after they did.

Such a nice looking father and daughter.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:10:00 GMT

Is daughter Lourdes taking up Kabbalah like mama Madonna?

Couple more pics after the jump!

The mother-daughter duo were spotted arriving at New York City's Kabbalah Center with Madonna's friend Debbie Mazur on Friday.

I guess it's Kabbalah for Lourdes too!

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:07:00 GMT

Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes spent some time with her father, Carlos Leon, 41.

More photos after the jump!

The father-daughter duo were spotted walking through New York City's Upper West Side earlier this week.

Good looking pair!

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Mommy Can You Wear Normal Clothes Please?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Do you often embarrass your child with your choice of attire? Well, Madonna is just like us (sorta?) and does that very thing - embarrasses her kid. Daughter Lourdes sometimes doesn't like mom's clothing!

Madge sometimes wears comfort clothes - such as workout suits, sweats, and trackpants, but her 11-year-old Lourdes, often tells her that these clothes embarrass her. The pop icon says that she's aware that she dresses in a way that makes Lourdes uncomfortable, saying that she will ask if Madonna could "use normal clothes," but Mama Madonna won't change her style and be more "traditional" for her child.

Come on, Madonna is a normal mom right? I mean she vacuums in high heeled ~~streetwalker~~ boots - and that's how most of us do our housework. As a matter of fact, I've got my thigh-highs on right now as I'm writing this and then I'm going to get up and scrub the toilet. Who said being a SAHM isn't glamorous?

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Rosie O'Donnell to Lap Dance for Jimmy Kimmel

Whit Honea — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:54:00 GMT

I don't care if Letterman is a rerun, it's gotta be better than the scene playing out on Kimmel's show. According to inTouch:

(Rosie) admitted on her web site that the one thing she always wanted to do but just hasn't gotten around to yet is to "give Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance." She'd better be ready to rise to the occasion! The late-night TV host wasted no time in accepting her offer. "God is listening to your prayers," said Jimmy on his show last night. "Let me just say, Rosie, I accept your offer and I would love to be part of making that dream come true for you. Whenever you want to do it, I am here, and my lap is open for business. Get ready to have your underpants stuffed full of cash."

What's funny is that I have a similar wish, but it's for something I've never wanted to see. Kismet.

I wonder if Rosie lets the kids watch Kimmel. This has therapy written all over it.

Photo: FallOutCentral

Madonna Selling Out Her Own Daughter?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:13:00 GMT

Is Madonna selling out her own child? I think she just might be - unknowingly.

Madonna has an 11-year-old daughter - Lourdes. And not too long ago, several website bloggers poked fun of Lourdes and her "evident facial hair." Perez Hilton was one of them, being particularly cruel, and at least one of his posts was taken down - although no one is sure why. So it seems interesting that Madge would send Perez a personal video message, I guess trying to say relevant, and, oh to make sure there's lots of publicity for her new album Hard Candy - nevermind the fact that your child was the butt of cruel remarks by Perez himself. Hey celebrities are fair game, their kids are not. Before you get all up in my grill, I've never made fun of any celeb kids - I did say once that Celine Dion's son has long hair, so long that it makes him look like a girl. My youngest son has super long hair and he too, can be mistaken for a girl sometimes. That wasn't mean - just a reality. I digress....

There is still at least one post about Lourdes on Perez and it's captioned, "If You Are Easily Offended," and after you click the link, it shows an airbrushed photo of Lourdes with hair removed from her upper lip and between her brows, saying, "If she celebrated Christmas, our gift to Madonna's gorgeous daughter, Lourdes, would be a visit to the waxer. Here's what she'd look like without the unibrow and lip hair!" Slip in the "gorgeous" part before you insult her, nice. Uh, she's 11 - a child - and most children don't go get "waxed." Perhaps Perez doesn't know that since he's not a parent - he just has a dog.

To be fair to Madonna, I doubt she reads Perez (although his inflated ego probably thinks she does), so she most likely doesn't know he insulted her kid. However, doesn't the Material Girl have people? People that would know that? Or maybe she doesn't care? She seems like a protective mama bear, so why kiss up to some blogger who said your kid is hairy and needs major hair removal?

Madonna reportedly fired a groundskeeper for invading her daughter's room, "Madonna once terminated one of her house groundskeepers immediately after she found out that he allowed someone to take photos of Lourdes' room."

I'm guessing if Madonna actually knew what Perez wrote about Lourdes, she wouldn't have made a video to him personally, full of sexual innuendo, with the talk of getting down on all fours and balls. She instead, might have made a video that said, "F**k you Perez." Now that would be enjoyable.

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Whit Honea — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:10:00 GMT

I know, Madonna has every right to explore and exploit her sexuality. I've got no problem with that. Of course, I've been over anything she had to offer for the better part of a decade, but that's okay. She only has her eyes on one man, and it's not Guy, aka, Cookie Monster.

No, she wants to talk dirty to Perez Hilton. Hey, Madonna, you kiss your kids with that saucy mouth? I'm sure they'll be thrilled to see this video all over the internet.

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I think Miley Cyrus makes a better Madonna video.

Sex, Diets, and Cookie Monster: What Are Three Things in Madonna's Bedroom?

Whit Honea — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:29:00 GMT

It's bittersweet, really. Guy Ritchie did it all for the cookie, and in turn the cookies took their toll(house). You see, Mr. Madonna (most whipped man in showbiz!) has been on something called "The Cookie Diet." Here's what I stole from our sister site Scanner:

Followers of the diet, including singer Kelly Clarkson and Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson, eat 800 calories a day for three weeks.
Madonna told an American radio station yesterday: "My husband went on that Cookie Diet and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex. He's not on it at the moment, thank God.

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson among the chronically weight-challenged, at least by crazy Hollywood standards? I don't know that their following a diet is the most ringing endorsement for it. And what is Seacrest's role in all of this?

I can't believe Madonna would let Guy go on a cookie diet. Everyone knows she's more of a hard candy kind of girl.

Personally, not sleeping with Madonna is probably the easy part about this diet, the hard part is justifying daddy's "diet" to the kids. They won't buy that crap for a second.

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Whit Honea — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:06:00 GMT

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More Signs Of The Coming Apocalypse: Claudia Schiffer Frolics Half-Naked With That Third Rock Kid

HerBadMother — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:03:00 GMT

I don't know what's weirder about these smoking hot S&M-inspired pics of Claudia Schiffer and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the current issue of GQ: that Schiffer, a mom in her late thirties, looks pretty much exactly as hot as she did as a twenty-year old Guess model, or that that kid from Third Rock From The Sun almost matches her in hotness. I mean, dude played an alien masquerading as the offspring of John Lithgow. How is it that he grew up in such a way to make himself a plausible prop for a Claudia Schiffer lap-dance?

And, also, Claudia? Frolicking in a hotel room in a sheer pink babydoll nightie? Whatever issues I might have about the term MILF, I freely and without malice admit that it can be convincingly applied to women like Claudia Schiffer.

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Madonna's New Album Cover: Hard Candy, My Ass

Whit Honea — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:21:00 GMT

Really? What is Madonna, like 60? At some point she might want to consider accepting the fact that she has earned the right to move in a more graceful direction and leave the attempts at shock to the younger generation.

I'm not saying that she doesn't look good for her age. She has the best body that money can buy, but that doesn't mean that the rest of us want to see the receipt.

At some point, as a parent, especially a parent that has to prove her moral worth to foreign adoption powers, she might want to entertain the notion of wearing pants, maybe a nice cotton-blend. I'm just saying.

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Whit Honea — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:54:00 GMT

Madonna, of Sex fame, has a new series of books coming out today. The English Roses will be aimed at the tween crowd, as opposed to, say, the S&M crowd. Word is that Madge has pretty good aim (and a nice thrust too).

Ask your librarian if Madonna is right for you.