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Playboy Pinup Shauna Sand Lets It All Hang Out

Sassy Smith — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:07:00 GMT

One of our favorite celebrity trainwreck mommies, former Playboy Bunny Shauna Sand is busting out of her bikini (as usual!). And honestly, if you look closely at her "bikini" it looks more like a bra and panty set. But that's Shauna - classy and modest.

More class after the jump!

Shauna and her flavor of the month were relaxing beachside in Miami on Friday. Let's hope she doesn't trip in the sand with those stripper shoes on.

You know what I also hope? I hope Shauna's three daughters have an aunt, an older cousin, a grandmother, a neighbor, hell, the mailman - someone who can give them a better sense of fashion than their mother gives.

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Sassy Smith — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:03:00 GMT

Shauna Sand normally wears clothing that is extremely inappropriate and of course she's never without her Lucite heels or as I like to call them, her stripper shoes (no offense to strippers). Well, miracles do happen people, because she ditched the tacky shoes and actually wore a normal looking outfit! Her jeans are cute and although I'm not crazy about her shirt, it's a big improvement, big.

More pics after the jump!

Shauna treated her daughters to lunch at the Ivy in Beverly Hills on Monday afternoon. Maybe her girls have been begging their mom not to embarrass them with her streetwalker fashion and she's taken their advice! Let's hope this look continues! Now, if only she could walk away from the orange self-tanner look. But baby steps, baby steps.

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:04:00 GMT

Hey, I'm all for moms getting out and letting loose, but by loose, I don't mean 'looking like a trashy hooker.' Shauna Sand says she only goes out when her ex husband Lorenzo Lamas has their three daughters, but on this particular night, she "needed" to get out for a bit. She put on her best bra and panties (as her outfit) and some sort of see-through, super sheer (why bother with it?) shirt/dress and asked her neighbour to come over and watch her girls while she went out and made an ass (no pun) out of herself.

Photo & Video after the jump!

I don't even know what to say. She's a trainwreck and the troll living under the bridge has more class than this chick. I seriously feel sorry for her daughters.

When the pap asks her if her daughters like the way she dresses, she answers, "ya." Although she says she doesn't pick her kids up at school dressed like that. Oh good. I'm rolling my eyes. HARD. Video HERE.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:06:00 GMT

Sure, it's perfectly acceptable for women (even women who are moms!) to sport a bikini while on the beach. However, Shauna Sand still manages to look completely trashy while wearing a two-piece - perhaps it's the Lucite hooker/stripper shoes that she's sporting? Her daughter is adorable and I pray that she (and her two sisters) have another female (oh hell, male for that matter) family member who they can get fashion advice from. I'm afraid their mother is in no position to do so.

More photos after the jump!

Enjoy the photos - uh, I think?

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Her poor daughters. I hope they have an auntie or family friend that they can turn to for fashion advice because clearly, they won't get much from their mother - at least not any good fashion advice. Shauna Sand was spotted out, getting her nails done - yes in that outfit - and then later made an appearance outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood. I have no idea what she was doing there but perhaps the corner of Main Street was taken.

More classiness after the jump (slighty NSFW)!

For serious, why does she dress like this IN.PUBLIC.? And whhhaaaat is she doing in those photos? Taking off her bottoms? Ya, because clearly SHE'S WEARING TOO MANY CLOTHES. I have no more words....what else is there to say?

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:38:00 GMT

Shauna Sand, 36, is one of the classiest moms around! Wait - I think I'm confusing her with Pammie Anderson. Anyway, she was strutting her stuff at a Miami pool - her bikini looks small. Doesn't it? And wow, that's a big...uh, hat.

More pics after the jump!

Shauna has three daughters that she'll someday be passing her clothes down to. Fantastic! Love her ~~hooker~~ shoes.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:41:00 GMT

I've mentioned before that every mom should dress like Shauna Sand. PTA meetings would never be the same! I bet more dads would join school committees and become super active at the school. Now I'm assuming Shauna is on the PTA - I could be wrong. She however, totally seems like the type to be involved with her daughters' school. Sand, her husband and daughters were spotted out, shopping and posing on the street.

More photos after the jump!

Shauna went for a more classic black ~~stripper~~ shoe as opposed to her regular 'crystal' lucite shoes. The black dress is totally appropriate for street walking. Good choice Shauna! Her daughters are adorable and I hope they learn their makeup techniques from someone other than their mother. Just sayin'.

Seriously though, if Shauna Sand gets a reality show, I'm totally watching.

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:40:00 GMT

Shauna Sand is a vision of how a mom should dress. I mean PTA meetings would be more fun if all moms showed up in hot pink leopard mini dresses and hooker shoes. Oh wait - Shauna wasn't at a school function. Surprise!

She was at a nightclub Saturday night - Foxtail - which I think is a very appropriate establishment for Sand to visit. Hey all moms need to ~~trash it up~~ get out and have some fun right?

It's nice that Shauna treats herself once in awhile.

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Big boobed, blonde bombshell, pouty lipped Shauna Sand is real. No fakeness whatsoever. TMZ camera's caught her coming out of plastic surgeon's office a few days ago. She didn't seem thrilled about being seen.

Video link after the jump

Shauna told the paps she had "nerve block" but didn't elaborate. Maybe she was applying for a job there? I mean seriously, she doesn't seem the type to get "work" done. She was of course, dressed very stylish.

Video HERE

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Playboy alum and actress (?) Shauna Sand was taking her young daughter to karate class on Thursday evening. Shauna looked so l~~ike a hooker~~ pretty in her white outfit and ~~prostitute~~ high heels. Definately an outfit to wear out, especially taking your girl to karate. She must take fashion lessons from Katie Price. C.L.A.S.S.Y.

VIDEO OF SHAUNA IN HER SHORT SHORTS

Why does she insist on always wearing cheesy, trampy shoes? I've seen nicer stuff at crappy garage sales. She just screams sophistication.

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