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Babble's Tori and Dean Blog

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 May 2009 21:00:00 GMT

We know you need Tori and Dean like you need Oxygen (get it? yes, I'm that good). That's why Babble has a blog all about Tori Spelling and her kids and her life. And Dean, of course.

Really.

Octomom - Reality Sets In

trix — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:31:00 GMT

It looks like Nadya Suleman might just be a little overwhelmed by her huge brood of children.

I don't know about you, but my one school age child is hard enough to get to school at 7:30am. This is all while his little brother sleeps. I can't even imagine trying to get, what is it, two or three that go to school, all the while knowing that my day is going to be amazingly overcrowded by the 11 or 12 kids I still have at home.

Wow, writing that down was hard, I almost had a nervous breakdown just thinking about it. At least I know I am a good mom and I don't have people screaming that my kids should be taken away.

Nadya is notorious for getting her kids to school late. If school starts at 8am, they arrive at 8:30 and this happens more than once a month. Watch out for the truancy board Nadya, they'll get you.

Octomom Is Adding To Her Brood?

Octomom Secrets Exposed

More Octomom Than You Could Possibly Want

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Gosselins are Good for a Gander

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:28:00 GMT

Are you overwhelmed by the plethora of Jon and Kate "news" that fills every corner of teh internetz? Do you need a place, a haven if you will, where you can relax in a safe, friendly-ish environment and read about the Gosselins without feeling the scorn and judgement of the other people in the check-out line?

Well, pull up a seat (the one you are currently using will work nicely) and get ready for some finger-linking good gossip, one Gosselin moment at a time.

There's a lot to read, you may want to pee first.

Poor Kate Gosselin! "Tabloids Turning My Life into Hell!"

Jon & Kate - Deanna's Brother Says "I'm Not A Liar"

Jon & Kate Gosselin - Nanny Speaks Out (VIDEO)

Kate Gosselin Blogs Her Troubles Away

Kate Gosselin: CANCELED!

Kate Gosselin - Mom or Monster?

Cha-Ching! Book & Movie Deals For Jon & Kate Gosselin?!

Jon & Kate Gosselin Have A License To Cheat

We Can't Keep Up With Jon and Kate

Beef Solved: Jon And Kate Are Great (Video)

Jon & Kate's "How We Met" Video

Kate Gosselin Believes Jon May Have Cheated

Jon & Kate Gosselin's United Front: Pinata Party For Kids!

Jon & Kate: Jon Had Other Dates With Deanna

Gosselin Kids: Sad Situation

5 Ways Jon and Kate Are Not Like Us

Kate & Her 8 Darling Gosselins

Kate Gosselin & The Bodyguard: Photos & Body Language

Gosselin Kids See Mommy & Daddy Fight?

Jon & Kate - Jon Takes The Kids and Flies Solo

Kate Gosselin's Hairdo - Does It Matter?

Kate Gosselin's Makeover: Before & After Photos

Jon & Kate - Countdown To The Premier

Jon & Kate Gosselin Divorce Secrets

Jon & Kate - Where Did All The Money Go? Hint Kate Took It

Look At All The Freebies Jon & Kate Gosselin Get!

Family Speaks Out: It's Over For Jon & Kate Gosselin

How Much Child Support Will Jon Gosselin Have To Pay?

Kate Gosselin's Heartbreak: Jon & I May Separate

Jon and Kate Gosselin Talk Exclusively to EW

Jon & Kate Marriage in Crisis - UPDATE

Kate Gosselin Speaks: I Did Not Cheat With My Bodyguard!

Jon Gosselin Shelled Out Big Bucks To Buy Mistress Presents

The End of Jon & Kate Plus 8?

Gosselin Sextuplets Turn 5! (PHOTOS)

Kate Gosselin Is Standing By Her Man (VIDEO)

Jon & Kate Plus 8: Kate Talks, Jon Hides (VIDEO)

Jon Gosselin's Alleged Mistress Has An Alleged Sex Tape

Expert Weighs In: Can Jon & Kate Save Their Marriage?

Kate Gosselin Stepped Out On Jon?

Update: Kate Gosselin Admits "There's Really Never Any Going Back"

New Details: Can Jon & Kate Protect Their Kids From This Mess?

Jon Gosselin a Cheater, But a Good Dad

Kate Gosselin To Address Rumors About Jon?

Jon Gosselin Tells EW Exclusively "I Did NOT Cheat!"

Jon & Kate - Jon Is Cheating -It's Been Confirmed - Photos

Kate Gosselin Not Sweating The Small Stuff

Jon And Kate Gosselin Speak!

No Statement From Kate Gosselin, But The Neighbors Speak Up

The Kiss Of Death: It's Over For Jon & Kate Gosselin

Jon Gosselin & The Other Woman: He Admits "Poor Judgment"

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Dad Caught With Mystery Woman! (PHOTOS)

Kate Gosselin: "Bible-Believing Christian" Who Hopes To Inspire Moms

Look It's Kate and She's Not With Her Kids, Again

We Can't Keep Up With Jon and Kate

Whit Honea — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:05:00 GMT

Let's face it, it's easier to keep up with the Joneses than it is with the Gosselins. Another thing to consider, why the hell would anyone want to keep up with the Gosselins?

Strollerderby has compiled a list of 5 ways that Jon and Kate aren't like the rest of us. Here's a hint, they get perks.

If that isn't enough Gosselin fodder for you, perhaps you'd like to peruse the following:

Beef Solved: Jon And Kate Are Great (Video)

Jon & Kate's "How We Met" Video

Jon & Kate - Jon Takes The Kids and Flies Solo

Kate Gosselin's Hairdo - Does It Matter?

Jon & Kate - Countdown To The Premier

Jon & Kate - Where Did All The Money Go? Hint Kate Took it

Jon & Kate Gosselin's United Front: Pinata Party For Kids!

Exclusive - Jon & Kate Plus 8 to Battle Nadya Suleman and the Octuplets on Dancing With the Stars

Whit Honea — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:01:00 GMT

It was only a matter of time. Jon and Kate Gosselin, parents of 8 and stars of the TV show ~~"Divorce Court"~~ "Jon & Kate Plus 8" will be facing off with America's sweetheart Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, and her brood of 14 children on what can only be called the pinnacle of reality television.

It does seem a bit early, albeit inevitable. Personally I had anticipated something along the lines of "Family Feud" or "Laff-A-Lympics," but that's why I'm just a writer and not a marketing genius.

According to a source the contest between the families will take place on a special edition of "Dancing With the Stars" and will feature "choreographed numbers that showcase the talents of the Gosselins and Ms. Suleman, respectively."

The source also states that the children are "obviously very young and there is a large span between their ages, therefore you will see everything from strollers to cribs on wheels."

"DWTS" and ABC were not available for comment.

Jon & Kate Plus 8: They're Coming Back!!!

Angelina is an Octomom Supporter?

Octomom Was Being "Spied" On For Real

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Photos: Pam Anderson Shows Off Her Baby Bump?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:04:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson reportedly has a new boyfriend - surfer and electrician Jamie Padgett - and the two are shacking up at the trailer park while Anderson's house is being renovated. Pammie has apparently fallen "head over heels" in love with Jamie (we've heard this before haven't we?) and she may even be pregnant! Scary right? I mean, congrats!

More pics after the jump!

Pam looks a little fuller in the belly and boobs, so does this mean she really is preggers?

A source said Pam is "head over heels" in love with Jamie and his clean-living. "She is more in love than I have ever seen her before. He's a totally moral, nice, normal guy."

Well, maybe her nice, normal guy can tame the wild Pam? Perhaps she'll be a more suitable role model for her sons!

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Blended Family: Pam Anderson Has A New Man!

Most Embarrassing Mom Of 2009: Pam Anderson

Sassy Smith — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:04:00 GMT

I dubbed Pamela Anderson 'Most embarrassing mom of 2008' and although it's only February, I'm again giving her that title - seriously, it's time she puts some clothes on. Her sons - Brandon, 12, and Dylan, 11 - are at an age where they get grossed out by their parents showing any kind of *cough* sexiness (trust me, I have four kids, and they don't want to hear or see anything about anything), particuarly if they're in some state of undress. Mind you, Pam is wearing an article of clothing, but really, it's too small and just barely covers her unmentionables (that we've seen a million times) and she looks ridiculous.

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Pammie, during a surprise visit on Day 6 of the New York Fashion Week, walked the catwalk for the Richie Rich Fall/Winter 2009 Collection titled "Blondes Have More Fun!" on Wednesday. Did I mention she looked ridiculous? Yes.

I'm not sure if the too-small cheesy gold bathing suit is part of the collection (I'm guessing NO since no one in their right mind would wear it, let alone wear it for fall and/or winter...seriously, does she shop in the girls size 7-16 department? Try the women's department Pam!). I just love how she has gold sparkles in her armpits to match.

Listen, we get it Pamela - you work out, you stay fit, you're 41 and fabulous (?), but please Pam, your boys (and the rest of us) would like you to dress age appropriate, or at the very least, dress. Kthxbai.

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Pamela Anderson Pregnant At 41?

Blended Family: Pam Anderson Has A New Man!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 14:11:00 GMT

I know, we've heard this before - but maybe this time it's true love? Pamela Anderson has a new man in her life and the pair have been getting quite cozy - so cozy in fact, that they're shacking up at the trailer park!

Pam is reportedly living with 41-year-old Jamie Padgett (could be THIS man), who is an electrician and surfer and has two sons.

According to In Touch Weekly, "She is staying with him in the Paradise Cove trailer park while her house is renovated."

The couple and Pammie's sons (with ex-husband Tommy Lee), Brandon and Dylan, as well as Jamie's sons, spent some "family" time together.

The source adds, "Pam and the kids joined Jamie and his sons, who are around Brandon and Dylan's age, on his boat in Paradise Cove for a weekend. They spent most of the time on the beach with their kids. They are really happy together."

Well, if they're already moved in together, I'll bet they'll be married by June. There will be a few pregnancy rumors, and then they'll be divorced by November. Yup, sounds about right! Oh, come on now, I'm kidding. ~~I'm not kidding. Seriously~~.

Wedding bells and babies next - congrats?!

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Pamela Anderson Pregnant At 41?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:34:00 GMT

Is Pamela Anderson pregnant? The 41-year-old actress and activist was spotted, as usual, in a bikini (well, to be fair, she was at the beach), and I am in no way saying she's fat, but she's set off some baby bump rumors because her usually flat tummy isn't so flat.

More pics after the jump!

Hey, maybe it's a food baby or maybe it's a bad angle, but what kind of celebrity gossiper would I be if I didn't at least put the preggo rumor out there? It's my job. *Bats eyelashes*

Pam and her two sons, live just a short walk from the sandy beach in Malibu, so the celebrity single (but now dating a mystery man) mom likes to soak up the sun and surf. Gotta work on that tan!

She's probably not pregnant (fingers crossed) but it's fun speculating. All in a day's work. Then again, she does have a new man and maybe he wants to have a baby with her? Oh, so many angles and so little time!

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Pam Anderson Hits Beach With Son and Friends, No Swimsuit!

You Just Got Bacon'd!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:55:00 GMT

Did you know I'm only six degrees from Kevin Bacon? Seriously, it's like 78° where Bacon is and it's 72° here. It's weird, isn't it?

Kevin Bacon has a new reality show coming out*. It's called "BACON'D" and it's fantastic. In it Kevin gets to release all of the tensions of acting, rocking, marriage and fatherhood and really let loose on unsuspecting people- that's right, people who suspect nothing. Suckers.

The preview of the new show is below, courtesy of Funny or Die:

BACON'D! by Kevin Bacon

*not really

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Big Losers Making Little Winners

Whit Honea — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 12:25:00 GMT

Marty Wolff and wife Amy Hildreth Wolff are having a baby. Who are Marty and Amy? Big Losers, that's who.

The couple met on the popular weight-loss program on NBC, "The Biggest Loser" and are currently expecting.

Amy is pretty worried about the weight involved. Read more at Strollerderby.

Denise Richards Seems Normal With the Sound Off

Whit Honea — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:40:00 GMT

It's funny how Denise Richards just looks like your typical hot mom in Santa Monica when you don't have to hear the words that are coming out of her mouth. Too bad television sets don't have a mute button (I know, but my TV has dials and rabbit ears- not the Playboy channel).

It's good to see the Sheen girls are okay after their car accident.

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Babble Talk: Kate Gosselin

Whit Honea — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:01:00 GMT

Our own Gwynne Watkins chatted with Kate Gosselin about having eight (8!) kids and not being a Duggar. Well, the Duggar thing never really came up, but coupons did.

Read the interview here!

Embarrassing Mom Of 2008: Pam Anderson

Sassy Smith — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:04:00 GMT

What is wrong with Pamela Anderson? She's said she would never exploit her boys on her reality TV show yet she doesn't mind strolling through LAX International Airport wearing a see-through white, baby doll shirt (honestly, pretending it's a dress doesn't actually make it a dress) and short shorts, which are basically panties. Seriously, when we can see your uterus, it might be a good idea to wear something slightly less revealing.

More embarrassing photos after the jump!

Pammie was in Sin City trying to find a New Year's gig - you know, a party that she can host, where she can be the center of attention for dressing inappropriately, getting her drunk on, kissing strangers and just being the trainwreck she normally is. All behavior that will surely make her sons proud.

Anderson had something lined up but it was canceled (reportedly because it was too costly but I'm guessing they were looking for someone less classy...she oozes class ya know). The 41-year-old mom brushed it off, saying that such club appearances go "against every ounce of my being" (of course) and that she'd "rather be with my kid snowboarding." Which means, she got dumped and now no one wants her, so might as well pay attention to her kids. *Rolls eyes*

Honestly, I'm taking up a fund for Pammie - to buy the woman some pants.

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Pam Anderson Writes Obama - She Wants Pot Legalized To Save Children

Sassy Smith — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson wants to save children and what better way to do that than legalizing marijuana? I'm not sure I get where she's coming from - but then again, she often doesn't make sense. Maybe you can figure out what she's trying to say....

Pam's letter after the jump!

Anderson believes her ideas will make the country better. Here is Pammie's open letter to President-elect Barack Obama:

"I think we should legalise marijuana, tax and monitor - farm hemp etc. This would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be a more secure option and save children in the long run - we should be able to farm hemp in America - it's just silly. It would create jobs and be good for the environment."

Plus, she has her own ideas on how to deal with people who are found guilty of molesting children or possessing child porn.

She adds, "Government must castrate every molester - potential molester - err on the safe side. If any child pornography is found in anyone's possession, or anyone creating such atrocities, or if any child is brave enough to come forward (at any young age to bring attention to a potential molester - listen) they need to be taken very seriously and see that justice is served.

"The abuse is way worse than any trial could be - our children need more protection and justice seen. It needs to be PREVENTED not just punished."

She gives me a headache. Although I will be big enough to give her credit for her idea on molesters - they're the scum of the earth and deserve the worst possible punishment for what they do to children. Score a point for that Ms. Anderson! (Never thought I'd say that)

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Trista and Ryan Ready for a Sequel

Whit Honea — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:58:00 GMT

Trista Sutter, the ex "Bachelorette," and her husband Ryan are expecting baby number two.

Says a source, "Trista is pregnant again and she is very happy. She has always wanted a second child so she is thrilled!"

Congrats!

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Playmate Gena Lee Nolin - It's A Girl!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:11:00 GMT

Former Playboy Playmate and Baywatch star, Gena Lee Nolin is mom to two sons, Spencer, 11, and Hudson Lee, 2, and now the blonde bombshell gets to buy pink!

More photos after the jump!

Nolin had a baby shower in Arizona last Saturday and she was 'showered' with lots of pink. She said to Life & Style, "I love my boys. They're awesome, but having a little girl is going to be amazing."

Gena Lee and husband Cale Hulse will welcome Stella Monroe this fall. Congrats!

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DJ AM- Calls Mom, Nicole Richie Reacts To Plane Crash

trix — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:15:00 GMT

DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) was in a fatal plane crash last night and "was completely terrified and traumatized" from the experience. The medical staff said that he was lucky to be alive.

He was able to call his mom from the ambulance and tell her what happened. Oh my god, could you imagine getting that phone call, how terrifying.

"DJ AM suffered severe burns to his face. He is currently in a doctor-induced coma so he can "undergo skin grafts in an attempt to repair some of the extensive burn damage."

DJ AM's former fiancee, "Nicole Richie, 'is in shock, she wishes only the best for Adam and hopes he recovers from this, she's horribly upset about the people who died.'"

Joel Madden, Nicole's current partner and father of Harlow, is friends with Travis Barker, who was injured in the plane crash as well, feels terrible and hopes they recover.

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Updated: Travis Barker and DJ AM in Plane Crash

Whit Honea — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 18:11:00 GMT

Travis Barker and DJ AM were the only two survivors from a plane crash in Columbia, South Carolina. They are in critical condition.

Barker and Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein were leaving Columbia after playing a large outdoor concert Saturday night. According to CNN, "the Learjet 60 crashed on takeoff at the Columbia Metropolitan Airport at 11:53 p.m." It was headed to Van Nuys, California.

From CNN:

"They overran the end of runway 11. They impacted the antenna array and a number of lights at the end of the runway. They went through the perimeter fence and across the roadway here," said NTSB spokeswoman Debbie Hersman, briefing reporters on Saturday. "There was a significant post-crash fire."

William Owens told WIS-TV he was driving down Highway 302 when he said he saw a fireball go across the road.

"I didn't know what I had seen -- it was maybe 800 feet in front of me, but as I approached it closer though, I made out a fire. By then I was able to see the tail of the jet and I recognized it as a jet," Owens said.

Owens told the station he tried to get to the wreckage.

"It's in flames and the fuel is running across the road and I had to cross the fuel to get to the two guys that seemed to have been dumped on the highway," Owens said.

Owens told WIS-TV the two men were running around and pulling off clothing to put out the flames. He said he asked them if anyone else was on board the plane and they said four people were with them.

"We turned to the jet to try and see if there was anything we could do, but immediately, there was nothing anyone could do," Owens said.

The four other people on the plane were pilot Sarah Lemmon, 31, co-pilot James Bland, 52, Chris Baker, 29, and Charles Still, 25, all from California.

Travis Barker has been the subject of various rumors over the past couple of years regarding his alleged death. He and Goldstein are listed in critical condition with severe burns.

Travis Barker has two children.

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Pamela Anderson Lives Paycheck to Paycheck

Karl Erikson — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 13:39:00 GMT

Oh, for the love of dog. Pamela Anderson - the poster child for Butterfaces - is claiming that she lives hand to mouth. "I do check to check," she says. "I don't like having a lot of money in the bank. I love the experience of struggling a little bit."

Yeah, who likes having that pesky money around? It's just a pain in the ass. Are you freaking KIDDING me? I'd love to see what those checks look like, by the way, because something tells me that living check to check with MY paychecks is just a tad different than living check to check with HERS. She just got $200,000 to film a music video. Must be rough.

Anderson is getting ready to pose for Playboy for the 14th time. I guess they'll just be shooting from the neck down. She also has a new reality show coming up on E! called "Pam: Girl on the Loose." In the show, we're going to get "a real sense of me being a mom." She has two sons, Brandon, 12, and Dylan, 10. You'd better believe I'll be glued to that shit.

Hard to believe she's 41. She looks more like she's 81. The glamorous life of a ~~porn~~ rock star.

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Sassy Smith — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:35:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson at least admits that she's crazy and even her sons know it. I'll give her that. The buxom blonde, once again needing to be the center of attention, stripped for Ellen Degeneres. For some reason, Pammie has a hard time keeping her clothes on....

Video after the jump!

Ellen also asked Pamela about the little rumor that she's dating Michael Jackson, which Pam was sort of evasive about. She didn't deny that she's pregnant with his baby though. Sure, she wasn't asked that specific questions, but still.....

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PETA's Pamela Anderson Eats KFC! Shocking!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Girl On The Loose Pamela Anderson is a PETA spokesperson and a vegetarian, and yet she was photographed eating KFC! Didn't she protest at an Australian KFC because she found out that a fast-food chain was a sponsor for a show she made a guest appearance on? So what's up with her chowing down on the Colonial's chicken burger?

More pics after the jump!

Pammie, along with local animal rights advocates, were at a KFC restaurant in Vancouver, BC on Monday to try their new faux-chicken Classic Vegetarian Sandwich. Ya, so it's fake chicken - Pam likes fake.

Anderson has voiced her anger at KFC for years, for it's past inhumane (?) way of slaughtering chickens. But now the blonde bombshell (?) is proud to say that the Canadian KFC is the first in the world to adopt more humane ways of killing chickens and now offering the veggie burger.

Pamela says, "I didn't think I would ever walk into a KFC, but were we go." Pammie's sons, Brandon and Dylan are both vegetarians too.

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Blonde Baywatch Sexpot Is Preggo!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:05:00 GMT

She's blonde, tanned and hot - and she was a star of the very popular Baywatch, wearing the signature tiny, red one-piece bathing suit, and now she's pregnant with her third child. Oh come on, you must know who I'm talking about!

Gena Lee Nolin - oh you suspected Pammie? Lord no.

The 36-year-old actress and her husband, NHL player Cale Hulse, 34, are expecting their second child together (third for her). Baby will join siblings Spencer 11, and Hudson Lee, 2.

Congrats!

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Ulrika Jonsson: Is She a Sex Addict?

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:41:00 GMT

Gameshow host and reality TV star Ulrika Jonsson just had her 4th child. She says that she's already looking forward to her 5th. All four children have different fathers, making her a prime target for Flavor Flav.

Ulrika Jonnson was recently seen on the BBC show "Ulrika: Am I a Sex Addict?" which charted her "personal journey to uncover the truth about sex addiction." Seems like they could have covered that in a half-hour special.

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Pamela Anderson-Jetting To Some Place Cool?

trix — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:12:00 GMT

Pamela Anderson and her sons at LAX. Where's Tommy Lee?

Pamela has her regular uniform of almost nothing on while in line to catch a flight, but her boys are a different story. Are her boys rebelling by wearing as many clothes as they can without burning up? (It's hot here) Or are they just vacationing someplace cool and they thought ahead and wanted to be prepared for when they got to where they were going? That must be it because no one in there right mind would be hot, sweaty and smelly for fashions sake, would they?

Ahh, to be a slave to fashion.

She should tell her youngest he's going to trip because his shoelaces are untied.

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