Nicole Richie Is Worried About Her Pussy

HerBadMother — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:03:00 GMT

Nicole Richie is discovering that pregnancy sometimes compels women to give up the things that they love, like vodka diets and DUIs and Vicodin. And, also, pussies. A pussy, everyone knows, isn't always a woman's best friend during pregnancy. Nicole has just figured this out, so she's giving up her pussy for the duration of her pregnancy.

At least, that's my guess. It's possible that she's giving up her pussy for now because pregnancy has just put her off her pussy and everything pussy-related, and not because of fears that her pussy might be toxic. I just hope that she doesn't expect her relationship with her pussy to be the same after she gives birth. If she thinks that she doesn't want anything to do with her pussy now, just wait until she's recovering from childbirth. The last thing one wants to do after giving birth is tend to one's pussy. Things are just never the same, really.

No word on how Joel is taking this. Not well, probably. I don't know anything about it, but I'm willing to bet that he liked that pussy.

Oh well. So it goes.

Now That's Entertainment: American Idol Contestant Goes Into Labor During Audition

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:05:00 GMT

I get sharp pains sometimes when watching American Idol, but that's nothing compared to what Antoria Gillon experienced while auditioning for judges in Texas. 9-months pregnant Gillon started to have contractions while waiting for her turn in the spotlight, and then went ahead and sang anyways. Apparently feeling like your body is being crushed under a truck helps you hit those high notes, because Gillon sang well enough to make it back for the next round.

Gillon gave birth to a healthy baby boy who she named Jamil Labarron Idol McCowan.

Of course, she'll make it through to the finals, because American Idol loves a good story, and what could trump going into labor in front of the judges and then naming your baby 'Idol'? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go sell my blind grandma so I can buy a bus ticket to get to the Miami auditions.

[photo: FOX]

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Nicole Richie Is Worried About Her Pussy

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