FameCrawler : pole

Jason Lee Welcomes a Daughter

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:18:00 GMT

"My Name is Earl" star Jason Lee and his girlfriend (wife?) Ceren Alkac have welcomed a baby girl. This is the first child for the couple.

Jason has a son named Pilot Inspektor from a previous relationship.

What could they name the little girl to top that? I feel a poll coming on (not pole).

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Madonna's French Kiss: Madge Gone Wild

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:06:00 GMT

Madonna kissed one of her female dancers during a recent show in Paris. Yes, it was a 'French kiss,' when in Rome and all that.

To be honest, I can't say that I give a crap, but the AP has decided to run with it so I'll play along.

Is this sending a mixed message to Madonna's children, her husband, or the adoption board(s)? Should she act her age and not her cup size?

By the way, this is the kind of stuff Madonna's family does while she dry humps the guitar player. Different worlds, Madge, different worlds.

Photo: AP Photo/Jacques Brinon

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Pamela Anderson Strips for France

Whit Honea — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:38:00 GMT

Josephine Baker she's not. However, Pam Anderson will be taking her North American goods to the land of freedom fries and MILFish first ladies for a turn on the pole. I know. I won't go there.

Anderson will be appearing at the Crazy Horse, a fixture of Paris night life for generations.

“A special number will be created for Pamela Anderson, a striptease on a Harley Davidson,” the Crazy Horse said. Or as Anderson calls it, Tuesday.

Photo: Banners, Damsels & More (NSFW)

Jordan To Reduce Breast Size, Career Ends: An Open Letter to Katie Price

Whit Honea — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:14:00 GMT

Katie, or Jordan, or whatever the hell you want to be called, this letter is an intervention.

There is talk that you are thinking of reducing your breast size. Frankly, I am against this.

The Sun is reporting:

The former glamour girl, who was also showing off her new brown rinse, is going under the knife before Christmas to have a breast reduction for hubby Peter Andre.
She says the surgery will make them more "perky".

Here's the thing, if people wanted "perky" they'd add some Red Bull to their cappuccino. You aren't famous because of your husband, he's famous because of you. You're famous because you have paid good money to have ridiculously huge boobs and once, about 12 tans ago, you were kind of hot. Sure, you're something of a parody now, but still, it's better than being flat. Isn't it?

Imagine if Ron Jeremy were to cut valuable inches off of his mustache. Where's the fun in that? Jeremy knows, you dance with who brought you, and in your case possibly on a pole.

I'm saying this as your friend, Katie, or Jordan, or whatever. I'm saying this because I don't want you to jeopardize your career. Lastly, I'm saying this because I really like big boobs. We all have our lot in life and that one is mine.

Don't do it for the Gipper.

Yours,

Whit, or the Gipper, or whatever

Photo: The Superficial

Britney Spears is T-I-Double 'guh'-Ross

Whit Honea — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:15:00 GMT

Get it? Like Tigger. Tigger who is moments away from making $50 the hard way. Times must be tough in the 100-Acre Wood. The trouble with giving Pooh lap dances is how sticky it gets. You know, because of the honey.

Maybe if she clicks her heels together she'll go back home and put some pants on. What's up with that combination anyway? Did Tigger eat Dorothy? I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Photo: Jezebel