FameCrawler : photoshop

Brooke Shields - Will She Show This To Her Kids?

trix — Sat, 23 May 2009 11:32:00 GMT

Brooke Shields, is that you?

Holy cow, she looks totally different. It's a wonder what a little hair and makeup can do.

This picture is a little intense and sexy, check out the rest here. I wonder if she will show her daughters these pictures now, or save them for a conversation when they are older.

She's obviously not ashamed of them, why should she be. They can be a great tool for teaching her daughters about self confidence and that beauty comes from within.

I really didn't realize it was her at first glance, did you?

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It's Not Easy Being Bale

Whit Honea — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:35:00 GMT

Superdad and Hollywood champ Christian Bale has a lot more in common with another celebrity than you may think. Look at these very clever photos below and you'll see what I'm talking about:

This last comparison is actually what Bale and Kermit have in common with me, but I'm too modest to ~~photoshop~~ include a photo.

Awesome, right? There are even more available here. The creator of this comparison tries to pretend they were just bored and not a genius, but we know the truth.

People Disappointed with Brad and Angelina

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:29:00 GMT

The cover that launched a billion websites only sold 2.5 million copies. This is considered a disappointment as People was expecting a few more sales, about 500,000 more.

People spent millions of dollars to obtain the rights to the photos that they featured inside the issue, but it just didn't move like they hoped. Some people think the world is over the Jolie-Pitt bunch and some people think it is because the cover was faked (allegedly).

What do you think? Did you buy it?

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Pictures of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Faked?!

Whit Honea — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:04:00 GMT

The folks at NY Magazine are calling shenanigans on People. Actually, they're calling Photoshop. They are claiming that little Vivienne Marcheline is not yet able to smile (or Knox Leon for that matter) and that the grin we see is actually the result of some fancy tampering.

"In that cover photo, it looks like Vivienne Marcheline — clearly the Ashley half of this Olsen-like combo — is sporting a giant grin. She may even be laughing. Hold on. These babies are purported to be a mere 3 weeks old! Parenting magazine says that babies don't smile from exterior stimulation until two to four months — even if said exterior stimulation is the most beautiful pair of humans in the entire world."

StrollerDerby isn't sure that they agree and asks, "what to you think? Photoshopped? Or is Vivi working out a bit of flatulence? Come on, we parents know even newborns make all kinds of faces, even if Parenting magazine hasn't explicitly told us so."

Personally, I never would have thought such a thing, but it's not like Photoshopping magazine covers is unheard of. I do have trouble believing that Brad and Angelina would agree to the face of their new baby being altered- and it seems like they would have some say in the cover before it was released.

That's just a theory. They may have been busy changing diapers when it went to press.

In the meantime, these photos are clearly unaltered.

Twin Making: Brad and Angelina Got. It. On.

Knox & Vivienne Here!! Photo!!!

First Pictures of Vivienne and Knox Jolie-Pitt Mean Goodbye Brangelina

Were the Twins (Yes, Those Twins) Photoshopped?

Twin Making: Brad and Angelina Got. It. On.

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:37:00 GMT

In vitro fertilization? Wasn't needed says Angelina Jolie. Those babies were made the old-fashioned way.

Ewww, who wants to think about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie having sex?

What? Yeah, me too. That's hot.

Angelina tells Hello!, "If they had been conceived through IVF, we would have been happy to discuss it. But we have been fortunate never to have had fertility problems."

Well there you go, all the information that was none of our business, but we like to know.

Knox & Vivienne Here!! Photo!!!

First Pictures of Vivienne and Knox Jolie-Pitt Mean Goodbye Brangelina

Angie and Brad Couldn't Get It Done on Their Own?

Pictures Faked?

Are Brangelina Too Posh?

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Splish Splash - Britney & Her Boys In The Pool

Sassy Smith — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:08:00 GMT

Britney Spears once again donned a bikini and spent some time splashing around with her boys, Sean Preston 2 1/2, and Jayden James, 1 1/2.

More pics after the jump!

Spears seems to be getting her life back on track with work, getting fit and spending quality time with her sons.

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Maddox & Suri's Playdate?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:03:00 GMT

Maddox Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise had a playdate?

Not exactly - they were "together" on a fake mag cover of Radar Magazine using Photoshop. I must say, um, I'm not sure if this particular cover actually won at Cover Awards, but if it did, why? It's not a great use of cutting and pasting. Plus Suri Cruise would be so totally dressed in something pretty and girlie. Maddox's outfit is cute though.

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Britney's New Bikini Bod!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:34:00 GMT

Britney is reportedly slimming down and not afraid to show off her new bod in a skimpy bikini. But exactly how is the mother of two getting back in shape? She was seen with a pack of Marlboro reds in her purse as she left the gym a few days ago - please don't tell me her diet secret is smoking cigarettes?

More bikini pics after the jump!

Spears has reunited with her former manager Larry Rudolph and it seems since he and Brit's dad Jamie Spears have been planted firmly in her life, the chaos has settled down - she's taking singing lessons, working out and is generally calmer. However, some are afraid her bad habits are creeping up on the once troubled popstar.

The Daily Mail reports, that Spears' "hard work may be counter-productive - she was spotted with a packet of Marlboro reds as she left the gym."

Star claims Britney has shed 20 lbs (for real this time) due to her strict diet and workout routine.

I'm going to go with the diet and exercise gig - however, we've seen Britney smoking in the past, if she's got cigarettes in her purse, then we can assume she still sucks on the cancer sticks. Let's hope she gives up that nasty habit, especially for the sake of her boys.

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Need To Slim Down Fast? Try Britney's Secret!

Sassy Smith — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Hey - calling all moms who want to lose weight - don't get discouraged, just do what Britney Spears does to get that pre-baby body back!

Secret revealed after the jump

You time warp - to a time before kids. See? Simple. Ok! Magazine claimed that Britney lost 15 pounds in 4 weeks, which sounds wonderful but really is that even safe or smart (if it was true)? The fact is, Spears didn't lose that weight - they used a pic of the poptart from a photoshoot that she did in 2003 for Glamour Magazine. Ya, this is 2008. Sure it's really Britney on the Ok! cover, but um, before she had two kids and before she went nuts on the junk food and frapps. I'm not saying she looks fat now, she's just not the tight and toned 21-year-old anymore.

Photoshop - the new wonder weight loss miracle.

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Video of Celebrity Babies with Secret Super Nanny

Whit Honea — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:52:00 GMT

Holy cow, I was just making stuff up the other day when I suggested that Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt were in hiding at some secret A-list daycare. Apparently I should join the FBI or something. I new watching that Monk marathon would payoff.

It seems that the broods of some of Hollywood's elite have a cool place where a rich kid can be a rich kid. The ball crawl? Filled with diamonds! Just kidding. That would be silly. Diamonds cut glass and ass, trust me.

The guest list is private, but word is that anyone worth their salt tries to get their offspring involved. Jennifer Lopez is rumored to be waiting not so patiently for her twins to join.

Here's a link to the video which was leaked online by someone on the staff. I'm going to guess they've been fired.

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Whit Honea — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn is appearing in the latest issue of Hustler. Yes, she's pregnant, and yes, she is 16, but that's the point. The picture is below and NSFW.

Her face was superimposed on the body of Ellen Page for a spoof of Page's hit movie "Juno" called "Oh No." By the way, if you are planning to search for "Hustler" and "Oh No" on the internet, brace yourself.

The fake poster includes quotes from such notables as Kevin Federline, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan- a regular who's who of Hollywood players.

Says Hustler's Editorial Director Bruce David, "We just couldn't let this one slip by us! The pregnant 16-year-old sister of Britney Spears, it's too perfect! You can't make this stuff up!"

I know that Hustler was trying to be funny, and I can see the idea of this ad being such, but to be honest their effort is pathetic and tacky. Their writers are pretty weak, which is to be expected considering that people don't buy Hustler for the articles, no matter what Larry Flynt thinks. It's not humorous and while I love me some dirty talk, it is just vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. I thought Hustler was for adults not 14-year-old boys, oh wait, scratch that. That's like saying cigarettes aren't targeted towards teens. Wink, wink.

So here is the ad, it's not funny and not safe for work.

Poster: WhatUpThug

Photo: Wiregirl

Shiloh and Suri: Photoshop Friends

Whit Honea — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:01:00 GMT

Ok! Magazine is featuring two of Hollywood's finest on its cover. Little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise are quite the pair.

Or are they? Does this photo look photoshopped to you or have the ladies been spending some quality time together? Until last week when Shiloh showed up for some Cheetos neither one had been seen for awhile. Suri is still in hiding. Maybe they've been living it up together at some secret daycare for the super rich.

I'm pretty sure it's fake.

Then there is the issue of the headline. Sure, we know Angelina Jolie is pregnant, but every rumor about Katie Holmes has turned out to be, well, a rumor. Does Ok! know something we don't?

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Victoria Beckham is Posh in Vogue

Karen — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:03:00 GMT

Classy is one word I've never heard used when it comes to Victoria Beckham. Vogue recently shot a spread of her in a aregal dress and is calling her classy and posh. She looks great, but I still see those tits and see a Vegas stripper. She has a pretty profile though - too bad the head on shot is like a rat looking for dinner.

Did you see what they did to Drew Barrymore though? I mean really Vogue, smarten up with the Photoshop - it doesn't even look like Drew. So what makes you think you can slap a dress on Posh and call her classy?

What the Hell Does the View Know?

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:29:00 GMT

Here is a clip from The View in which nobody knows what the hell they are talking about. Why don't they call it The Obstructed View? I was hoping to make fun of Elisabeth or Sherri, the usual suspects, but Whoopi swooped in to say the dumbest thing. Way to go, Whoopi.

Here you go, Whoopster, for future reference.

Sherri Shepherd Shouldn't Homeschool

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 14:01:00 GMT

If you watch The View as religiously as I do then you know that Sherri Shepherd isn't exactly the sharpest bulb in the burrito. First she didn't know whether or not the world was round (yes, the one we live on), and then lately she was doing some crazy photoshopping with her tongue to the historical time-line of this flat planet.

I'm not sure why she's even on the program. She should be on a reality show with Jessica Simpson. I bet Jessica knows the difference between flat and round.

BTW, the sweet little boy is Sherri's son Jeffery. We should all chip in now and get the kid a set of encyclopedias. I feel like we owe him.

Photo: Celebrity Moms

Leaked Britney Spears Pics: Baby Photoshop Me One More Time

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 14:05:00 GMT

Photos from Brithey Spears disastrous OK! Magazine photo shoot have been leaked online. How heavily retouched are they? Let's put it this way - I could probably do a more realistic-looking rendering of Spears on my Etch-A-Sketch. You may recall hearing about this shoot back in July, where Britney wiped her greasy hands on a pricey silk dress, took repeated bathroom breaks without closing the door and sat and watched as her dog took a crap on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown. To top it off, Spears reportedly left with $14,000 worth of OK!s borrowed clothing. Gimme more free stuff!

At the time OK! said the photos taken were of such bad quality that they were unpublishable. I guess that was before they sat their Photoshop artist at his desk, locked the poor guy in his office and told him not to come out until he had shaved twenty pounds off Britney’s legs and made her look like she was shot through fifteen layers of gauze.

And the worst part? I hate to admit it, but she looks pretty good.

[photos: HollywoodBackwash.com]

Oscar De La Hoya Swears He Doesn't Wear Panties

Whit Honea — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 11:06:00 GMT

The poor, cross-dressing Oscar De La Hoya didn't win all of those belts just to be punched below them. Enough is enough people, they aren't him. He is upset!

More importantly his family is embarrassed, i.e. his wife. Pictures of your husband posing in lingerie with a stripper, that can't good for the marriage. ~~My wife was pissed.~~ That's just what I've heard.

Source: ET

Heidi Klum Carries Her Own Child, May Have Cooties

Whit Honea — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Folks, sit down. We have found a picture of Heidi Klum carrying her own child. She isn't using one of her three nannies or 16 strollers, but one of her very own supermodel arms. This is not Photoshopped. I repeat, this is not Photoshopped. This actually happened, and you've seen the proof.

Believe.

FameCrawler : photoshop

Brooke Shields - Will She Show This To Her Kids?

It's Not Easy Being Bale

People Disappointed with Brad and Angelina

Pictures of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Faked?!

Angelina and Brad's First Picture of the Twins! Meet Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt!

Twin Making: Brad and Angelina Got. It. On.

Knox & Vivienne Here!! Photo!!!

First Pictures of Vivienne and Knox Jolie-Pitt Mean Goodbye Brangelina

Were the Twins (Yes, Those Twins) Photoshopped?

Twin Making: Brad and Angelina Got. It. On.

Angelina and Brad's First Picture of the Twins! Meet Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt!

Knox & Vivienne Here!! Photo!!!

First Pictures of Vivienne and Knox Jolie-Pitt Mean Goodbye Brangelina

Angie and Brad Couldn't Get It Done on Their Own?

Splish Splash - Britney & Her Boys In The Pool

Maddox & Suri's Playdate?

Britney's New Bikini Bod!

Need To Slim Down Fast? Try Britney's Secret!

Video of Celebrity Babies with Secret Super Nanny

Jamie Lynn Spears in Hustler!

Shiloh and Suri: Photoshop Friends

Katie Holmes Collapses!

Suri? Suri? Where Is Suri Cruise?

Parenting and Cheetos: A Comparison

Victoria Beckham is Posh in Vogue

What the Hell Does the View Know?

Sherri Shepherd Shouldn't Homeschool

Leaked Britney Spears Pics: Baby Photoshop Me One More Time

Oscar De La Hoya Swears He Doesn't Wear Panties

Heidi Klum Carries Her Own Child, May Have Cooties